llamabox wrote:It's Woot.

Shipping is ALWAYS $5.
Shipping is ALWAYS $5.
Shipping is ALWAYS $5.
Shipping is ALWAYS $5.
Shipping is ALWAYS $5.
Shipping is ALWAYS $5.
Shipping is ALWAYS $5.
Shipping is ALWAYS $5.
Shipping is ALWAYS $5.
Shipping is ALWAYS $5.
Shipping is ALWAYS $5.
Shipping is ALWAYS $5.
Shipping is ALWAYS $5.

Wrong again, camel flea. Occasionally a Box of Cobwebs is free shipping.
Shipping is ALWAYS $5.
Shipping is ALWAYS $5.
Shipping is ALWAYS $5.
Shipping is ALWAYS $5.

3 Locked and Loaded plastic thingys...19.97

3 Fleecy Cowboy Blankets(kids.woot)... $16.97

3 Chrome Disco Balls... 13.97

3 Screaming Flying Mini monkeys....PRICELESS!

These Monkeys need to sell out, we needa see if it REALLY IS the END ;]!

llonvent wrote:I sent one to my boyfriend... a nice little surprise for him.

wait, there are chicks here?

llamabox wrote:Those are the rules kiddo.

Perhaps you have a "wife" or "husband" or "dad" or "mom" or "pet iguana" or "girlfriend" or a "boyfriend" or a "probation officer" that wants to start a Woot account and order monkeys also? Hmmmmmmmmm???

Llama, I really LIKE your sig.

Relax.

Don't worry.

Have a Homebrew!

(Thank you, Charlie P!)

steve

TBIRDLVR wrote:

how do some people CONSTANTLY get bundles of crops and I strike out EVERYTIME? Connection speed has nothing to do with it period.

I am scared that this is the end...they just left the lights on to tease us

andrewkl wrote:Or it might have something to do with that metal ring smacking you in the face on impact...

This sounds like more of a bonus than a downside...

Screw it, in for three. I hope this isn't the end though, I was really hoping for a Ninja Warrior.

I'm a somewhat new Wooter, having only bought 2 of the Original Todd's Dirt last Woot-Off. I just gave in and got 3 monkeys...even though I was very disappointed to miss the Bucket of Candycorn today, I figure I might as well join the crowd and start my collection of monkeys.

Okay, the end of another wootoff. Hey Woot, how about next wootoff, automatic Box of Cobwebs to anyone who purchases another item during the wootoff AND you reward the wooters with the most all time purchases by starting with the highest # and working your way down. After 229 purchases, I am beginning to feel I deserve another Box of Cobwebs(

i been waiting for theses!!! in for 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wootmoot wrote:why can't I order more than 3?

Because the factory workers who pack the items for shipping can't count any higher than 3.

tmacpa69 wrote:3 Locked and Loaded plastic thingys...19.97

3 Fleecy Cowboy Blankets(kids.woot)... $16.97

3 Chrome Disco Balls... 13.97

3 Screaming Flying Mini monkeys....PRICELESS!

You have no idea how badly i wanted a Blanket O Cowboy last wootoff. So glad when I saw them on Kids.Woot

It isn't over, I just got 2 myself. Cute monkeys!

blainday wrote:No free shipping?!?! 5$ too much.

Agreed. Even $2 would be worth it, but it couldnt cost $5 to ship something that small.

timmyvee wrote:Okay, the end of another wootoff. Hey Woot, how about next wootoff, automatic Box of Cobwebs to anyone who purchases another item during the wootoff AND you reward the wooters with the most all time purchases by starting with the highest # and working your way down. After 229 purchases, I am beginning to feel I deserve another Box of Cobwebs(

After 229 purchases, you can probably supply some Box of Cobwebs#39;s and sell to others.

too bad this doesn't come with a keychain flashdrive on it =(

clcaruthers wrote:how do some people CONSTANTLY get bundles of crops and I strike out EVERYTIME? Connection speed has nothing to do with it period.

I think they have this predetermined. They've picked out who is going to get them and the algorithm only lets those wooters through. Everyone else just thinks the site is crashing. Seriously, I even bought a new computer just to try to get a Box of Cobwebs No go. Just kidding, that would be crazy! *walks away excitedly talking to herself...

clcaruthers wrote:how do some people CONSTANTLY get bundles of crops and I strike out EVERYTIME? Connection speed has nothing to do with it period.

Gots to be special, Roll Tide my crimson brother. :-)

Although, the Blue Oyster Cult crapped out on me 5 times today after the last click of the magic button.

teenracer6 wrote:it couldnt cost $5 to ship something that small.

I can promise you... you would say 'Couldn't cost 5 dollars to ship something that big' more times than you could say that....

clcaruthers wrote:how do some people CONSTANTLY get bundles of crops and I strike out EVERYTIME? Connection speed has nothing to do with it period.

yeah me too- after an hour I finally got to the credit card page then DENIED.

I been trying for 3 years now. C'mon guys.


I still hate you.

While this monkey is cute, he is long... Not sure I want that tickling my leg while I drive. And there is always enough screaming from the backseat, I don't need it from the front too. Okay maybe I am just disgrunted over the Box of Cobwebs Could be good to fling at kids if they are misbehaving across the room!

Not sure what I'm going to do with so many... but in for three! Damn my impulsive nature!

timmyvee wrote:Hey Woot, how about next wootoff, automatic Box of Cobwebs to anyone who purchases another item during the wootoff AND you reward the wooters with the most all time purchases by starting with the highest # and working your way down. After 229 purchases, I am beginning to feel I deserve another Box of Cobwebs(

Get in line, Clever Mask! J/K, you've been here longer than me but I'm up by 28 on you

EDIT: Ahh, woot filters, you just never know when they're going to strike.

Thanks to my Sony Dash purchased during a woot off for alerting me to the screaming mini Monty's in time to get 3. Damn, I need help.

sanssona wrote:While this monkey is cute, he is long... Not sure I want that tickling my leg while I drive. And there is always enough screaming from the backseat, I don't need it from the fronttoo. Okay maybe I am just disgrunted over the Box of Cobwebs Could be good to fling at kids if they are misbehaving across the room!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has monkeys screaming when they go over a huge bump, or has their music is too loud...

Edit: Oh wait you have children. Now don't I look like the crazy guy with 4 monkeys in the backseat

I love my monkeys, but after 4 years I wish I had some crap.

riona wrote:I'm a somewhat new Wooter, having only bought 2 of the Original Todd's Dirt last Woot-Off. I just gave in and got 3 monkeys...even though I was very disappointed to miss the Bucket of Candycorn today, I figure I might as well join the crowd and start my collection of monkeys.

Good idea. This is why the sell the monkeys anyway. They make you feel better and you think, "Ah! I can go on, even though I didn't get my Box of Cobwebs because I have a monkey. That flies. And screams."

CowboyDann wrote:You have no idea how badly i wanted a Blanket O Cowboy last wootoff. So glad when I saw them on Kids.Woot

I think it was you who pointed out the blankies in a woot thread yesterday - 3 cheers!


Yip Yip Hurrah!
Yip Yip Hurrah!
Yip Yip Hurrah!

Hi ho Silverrrrrr awwwayyyyy

CowboyDann wrote:I can promise you... you would say 'Couldn't cost 5 dollars to ship something that big' more times than you could say that....

I would give them $5 to NOT ship it Smartpost.

Well after the frustration of trying to get crap and failing I guess some mini screaming monkeys will have to do

tmacpa69 wrote:3 Locked and Loaded plastic thingys...19.97

3 Fleecy Cowboy Blankets(kids.woot)... $16.97

3 Chrome Disco Balls... 13.97

3 Screaming Flying Mini monkeys....PRICELESS!

Parties at your house are either awesome... or highly inappropriate.

ok, the bar is not moving at all and it sounds like a lot of people are buying..is this...the..end? Or are there just like a million of these?

cyclebex wrote:That's his tail! His other leg is just hiding.

Bah, sorry... I was talking about the leg that is obviously a leg -- the foot/paw thing looked like the plastic bit on the end of a shoelace to me (yes I know it's technically called an aglet, but who's counting?). I thought maybe he was wearing a cast -- broke his foot doing Evel Knievel type stunts over a bonfire or something...

wootalyzer says 48% left

Yeah! A little Woot Monkey to go with all my big ones.

snowetal wrote:Yay, I got my first Ball of Catfish today, and the screaming monkey keychain!

WOW, that's a lot of crap!

I swore NO MONKEYS. Yet managed to buy three.
There must be subliminal messages.
Got to look for them or wear sunglasses.