Jeus


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chefferz wrote:Since I was the first wooter for this, I figured I would post what i used, and my computer/net.

Phenom 1075t X6
Verizon Fios 100mb/s Down - 35mb/s Up
Wootalyzer

Seriously, the second the wootalyzer told me there was a Bountiful Overflowing Cornucopia up, although it took me a minute to get the checkout page, I got through.



Might add your location too.

(8:11 AM, 7/9/2010) Jeus framed the first letter of its kind

mrmoo500


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Good job getting a Bountiful Overflowing Cornucopia everyone. Why do I always have to be in chem lab when they release the Bountiful Overflowing Cornucopia *sigh*

WCennamo


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This is one of the BEST things to do with my time! I just love you woot! Can't wait for my Bountiful Overflowing Cornucopia

jon98gn


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bgrayev1 wrote:Thanks Woot for updating your servers. The woot gods have officially blessed my marriage, by allowing me to purchase a Bag O Crap 2 days before my wedding!



Don't forget to send them a Wedding Thank You card.

chalion


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well, thankfully I was at work so I could miss the futility of trying to get a Bountiful Overflowing Cornucopia

All sarcasm aside, I probably would have been mashing my f5 key trying to get a Bountiful Overflowing Cornucopia


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patriot1024


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It's easier on the servers to have the Bustin' Out Chainsaws pop up at a time that is inconvenient for people. Less stress on the system.

kinghiggs


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jdubyakc wrote:I have a Woot Virgin question ... $5 shipping per item or per order? Trying to figure out if 2 bags of crap are worth $10 in shipping.



Per item, always, but no matter 'cause you can't buy more than one of "these."

gmw111


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I had to pull off the road to avoid a wreck but I finally managed to get a Big ol' Cornucopia!!! I'm so excited. Of course, the kids are confused by crazy mommy who's been staring at the computer, listening for alerts and ignoring everything including them. But when they see my box of broken junk, they will understand I'm sure!

Simmp5


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Original Poster LEM-

"Ah, top of the new page! Nice! Taking this opportunity to re-post the primer for those who don't like flipping a couple of pages back:

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FedEx SmartPost primer for newcomers, and a reminder for the rest of Wooters (v. 1.5.3)

1. Before the tracking information shows up: Sometimes Woot is not e-mailing the tracking numbers until a few days after the packages are shipped. You can try and get the number by reference, by going to https://www.fedex.com/AltRefTracking?cntry_code=us and entering these three things: Your Woot order number goes to reference numbers box, select United States in destination country drop down, and Your Zip Code in a respective box. It's important to get all three pieces. Keep refreshing it, and if you're lucky, the tracking number will pop-up before the official e-mail comes. It doesn't ALWAYS work, but there's a good chance. Note, that if you've made multiple orders from Woot, you can enter several order numbers into the reference box, one per line.

1.1 If your weight shows as 1lb, it is most likely a placeholder, which will be replaced by more accurate weight once the package actually starts moving (or reaches a sorting station - see below). The dimensions will probably show as NA/NA/NA on those placeholder packages. Some people have reported packages showing as 1lb all the way until delivery, but turned out to be anything but, though there's always a slight chance that your package actually is a 1 pounder. So you never know.

1.2 To make it even more frustrating - the actual fact that you can track by reference, but if it shows as a 1lb with status Shipment information sent to FedEx does not yet mean the package actually shipped or even exists. All it means - a label which will eventually be attached to your package has been printed. It may be a few days before your beloved box will actually hit the road. Patience is the key here!

1.3 So how do we know for sure that BоC's are out? Keep looking through this thread, and you may spot a post by threepiecewoot or on rare occasion another staff member, stating that all packages are shipped. Sometimes it will take FedEx a while before they show up or update, but once it's said here on the forum, you can be sure that they are out! Also keep an eye on other staff members posts announcing possible shipping delays or otherwise!

1.4 Some wooters report being able to track, but not me! Am I screwed? No, you are not. The tracking numbers don't get into the system all at once. The track by reference starts working when FedEx receives your package info from Woot. They send them in batches, and if someone has a reference hit, does not mean everyone gets it at the same time. Sometimes it's days between batches are sent, and sometimes electronic info on some or all packages is not sent at all, which means not trackable by reference until it arrives (even if trackable by actual tracking number received from Woot). The actual tracking information (if you have tracking e-mail sent to you or it shows up on your order page) gets updated as the package is actually scanned at FedEx location. Provided that Woot ships them by truckload, it may not be instant at all, nor they will appear all at once. Sometimes it's not 'til the next day when you see it live, even if there are others that got scanned early in the game. Remember, if threepiecewoot said that all packages are out - they are. It may take some time for them to go live, a day or two between first reported trackable package until the last one shows up in a system is not unusual...

2. To get the dimensions you need to create My FedEx account (no charge, and you don't have to give them cc number if you don't want to): http://my.fedex.com/ and make sure to switch to new or advanced version. Enter your tracking number, and the dimensions will pop...

2.1 Another way to get dimensions: If you have problems with My FedEx site, or just to make things easier - you can also download a very convenient FedEx Desktop application. It uses the same log-in credentials as your My FedEx account (you'd still need to have one), and tracks the same packages right from your desktop, without the browser.

3. Don't get too excited. For the first few days most people will probably have some sort of cubed dimensions. This is because in the beginning the dimensions are not real. They are guesstimated by FedEx based on weight (which may or may not be accurate). Here's the famous formula for you to check:

SIDE = ( 330 * WEIGHT ) ^ (1/3)
(side in inches, weight in lbs)

If it matches your dimensions to a few tenths of an inch - you know they are not real. That's for smaller packages. Those over 15lbs would always have the "dimensions" of a 15lbs package (or was it 16)... Again not real...

4. Once your package passed the first sorting station - the updated weight and real dimensions may show up. Usually that's the first or second stop it makes after Dallas. In my case (North-East) in either Martinsburg, WV or at Kansas City, KS (I am yet to understand the logic SmartPost uses in sending the packages one route or the other), for many others it's New Berlin, WI or another major SmartPost hub. In some cases actual weighting/measuring may not take place even at the SECOND hub... or ever...

5. USPS Handoff: Once the package is reported to have passed a city near you - start tracking it on http://www.usps.com/, because that's who's delivering it to your door, and once the package is handed over by FedEx, they will have more up to date information. Do make sure that you track by actual tracking number (it will show up if you got a hit with reference tracking), because USPS does not track by reference. A thing to note - when handed over to USPS, FedEx always says a standard "allow 2-3 for business days for delivery". This is a standard message, and if your USPS facility is efficient enough, you may get it delivered as soon as the day of handoff (if it happened early enough).

5.1. USPS is not delivering for a few days after supposed handoff. Compliments go to the budget cuts and staff shortage at your local post office, as per a post by snaped, who claims to know the situation first hand: the pallets of SmartPost packages are handled at the lowest priority, after all other mail has been processed. So if your post office is a bit short on staff or overwhelmed with other mail (holiday seasons especially) it may well sit unsorted for a few days, after which their status is raised to priority and they finally get sorted and delivered. In my personal experience, I've seen them delivered the same day or as much as a full week late (that happened with non-woot package I was expecting around Christmas).

Good luck to all waiting for their hauls, and let the Woot Gods bless you with some amazing crаps!"

LEM- Thank you once again for such a wonderful write up on how to track our c r a p

maschio2


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Is this CH's first opportunity to manage the legendary Bountiful Overflowing Cornucopia#39;s? If you Mr. Capable Hands needs letter writing experience, I would love to assist and jusdge your abilities. Thanks.

Simmp5


quality posts: 9 Private Messages Simmp5

on a side note,
Dear Woot God's,
On the 28th of November it will be my 27th birthday. Would be very nice to get my banged out chick on that Monday of the 28th of November 2011. Best birthday gift ever

katappe


quality posts: 0 Private Messages katappe

Got one! Used Wootalyzer from a University-based connection in Philadelphia, obviously with autobuy turned on.

Have finally figured out that my 1.5 mbs DSL at home thru Verizon in NJ is never going to be fast enough. I was lucky enough to actually be in my office this time!

Someone said they had to pull their car over to buy the thing - can't believe your connection was fast enough that you had time to pull over AND successfully got the Bountiful Overflowing Cornucopia

chefferz


quality posts: 2 Private Messages chefferz
Jeus wrote:Might add your location too.



Added

marketajackson69


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Got mine with Iphone 4! Wow!

oktobe1


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Yippie! I'm happier than, well, there's no comparison to winning a Big ol' Cornucopia, now is there!

MarzieO


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beggarscoin wrote:Dear Woot,

please remember some of us have kids and doing the Bountiful Overflowing Cornucopia at the point I have to pick up my son from school the last two woot offs is hacking me off thoroughly.

sincerely,
not happy about Amazon's acquisition




Agreed - and in my case, it was my husband's quest for higher education that sent me to pick up my son and miss the Bountiful Overflowing Cornucopia I'm pretty sure that is adequate grounds for divorce in my state

Herding Cats and takin' names, every day...

KidKobun


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majekman76 wrote:Wow, that is weird. You think we might have been given preference? I'm an elitist, so I'm okay with that.



I don't think so because I am seeing a lot of others who purchased their second or fourth Big ol' Cornucopia. But, hey, we can roll with it.

woot! should restrict first time wooters from getting the infamous Bustin' out chainsaws.

phsu005


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Do bag o craps only happen during woot-offs? and how often do woot-offs happen?? Please let there be bag-o-crap again soon!!! >.<

darkelfz


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marketajackson69 wrote:Got mine with Iphone 4! Wow!



So you bought crap on a piece of crap !!! you sir are the winner

WCennamo


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darkelfz wrote:So you bought crap on a piece of crap !!! you sir are the winner



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

majekman76


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chefferz wrote:How hard is it to get some woot off lights? Do they even send those out anymore?

Send me a PM and let me know how much you want to buy them for, I have lots of them!

Sooner or later, it all comes down to money...

WCennamo


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I told my girlfriend that I got another Bountiful Overflowing Cornucopia and she was happy for me.... then I told her that she has to make another video when it gets here.... she was not happy about that :P I tried explaining that her complete lack of enthusiasm for the EPIC Bountiful Overflowing Cornucopia is a perfect contrast to my schoolgirl like reactions when the box arrives....

Here's our last Bountiful Overflowing Cornucopia if anyone wants to check it out...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6wrqM1GWW8

I <3 woot!

greaseman


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phsu005 wrote:Do bag o craps only happen during woot-offs? and how often do woot-offs happen?? Please let there be bag-o-crap again soon!!! >.<


Yes, Bags o' Crappiness are only offered in a WootOff. Well wait, I seem to remember one weird exception that involved some sort of contest. Perhaps that was just a bad dream.

Bags o' Craptasticness:
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  • Brick of Carbonite 04/26/12
  • Brick of Carbonite 12/06/11
  • Brick of Carbonite 11/09/11
  • Brick of Carbonite 09/14/11
  • Brick of Carbonite 08/17/11
  • Random Crap 06/24/10
  • Random Crap 05/26/10
  • Random Crap 03/26/10

phsu005


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greaseman wrote:Yes, Bags o' Crappiness are only offered in a WootOff. Well wait, I seem to remember one weird exception that involved some sort of contest. Perhaps that was just a bad dream.



Hahahaha ...damn hoping for another one soon then... sounds like a good dream..any dream with the anticipation of revealing whats inside one of those bag o crap's!!!

g13372


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greaseman wrote:Yes, Bags o' Crappiness are only offered in a WootOff. Well wait, I seem to remember one weird exception that involved some sort of contest. Perhaps that was just a bad dream.



Wootoffs and some special dates like April Fools, Christmas, Woot's Birthday, etc.

metaldrumz317


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I can't believe I actually got my second Big Ol' Cornucopia (and two in a row at that)! Some people complained about the Breo Skin watches last time, but I like the ones I got. My fiancé and I wear them when we work out. They're pretty B.A.

phsu005


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g13372 wrote:Wootoffs and some special dates like April Fools, Christmas, Woot's Birthday, etc.



thats really good to know! thanks man! whens woots birthday?? also was the website almost crashing again this time?

KelseyGirl707


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greaseman wrote:Yes, Bags o' Crappiness are only offered in a WootOff. Well wait, I seem to remember one weird exception that involved some sort of contest. Perhaps that was just a bad dream.



Actually they are not only part of a woot off. My last was a regualr woot on Christmas eve. They have also had them on other holidays, and I think some have been truly random.

Momma always said "Life is like a Big Orphaned Cetacea, you never know what you're gonna get".

greaseman


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g13372 wrote:Wootoffs and some special dates like April Fools, Christmas, Woot's Birthday, etc.


I stand erected.

Bags o' Craptasticness:
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  • Brick of Carbonite 04/26/12
  • Brick of Carbonite 12/06/11
  • Brick of Carbonite 11/09/11
  • Brick of Carbonite 09/14/11
  • Brick of Carbonite 08/17/11
  • Random Crap 06/24/10
  • Random Crap 05/26/10
  • Random Crap 03/26/10

gmw111


quality posts: 6 Private Messages gmw111
katappe wrote:Got one! Used Wootalyzer from a University-based connection in Philadelphia, obviously with autobuy turned on.

Have finally figured out that my 1.5 mbs DSL at home thru Verizon in NJ is never going to be fast enough. I was lucky enough to actually be in my office this time!

Someone said they had to pull their car over to buy the thing - can't believe your connection was fast enough that you had time to pull over AND successfully got the Bountiful Overflowing Cornucopia



Yep- 3G on my iphone (haters, back off- it's my happy day). Hit the Want It button before I pulled over though. Then found a safe spot while the next page loaded.

adamant628


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g13372 wrote:Wootoffs and some special dates like April Fools, Christmas, Woot's Birthday, etc.



Although, the woot birthday Bountiful Overflowing Cornucopia was followed by a BOCless woot-off.

bomberjb


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aaaagggggggggghhhhh

I missed the wireless mice

madbomma

robdcm


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EMBEDIT wrote:GOT IT!!!!!!!

Wow! Woot flexes a bit of Amazon's muscle. Smoothest Bountiful Overflowing Cornucopia ever!
Over 2400 transactions in a little over 3 minutes!
No noticeable server delay on next item up.
Congrats, code monkeys.

(Now, I hope the contents of the package has improved as well)



Lucky, it froze up on me after I clicked on 'buy it' immediately after it became available.

tonycyndy


quality posts: 14 Private Messages tonycyndy

Weird. It looked like I didn't get a Bountiful Overflowing Cornucopia..then there it appeared on my account. I'll take it!

Silenka


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Silenka

I got my first ever Big ol' Cornucopia after halfheartedly trying a few times in the past. This time, I swore, I will get one!

I can't wait to see what kind of crap I get :D

willie21


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this is the second Bountiful Overflowing Cornucopia i've got this year. Woot!

flybuy7


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Sigh always during the day or at 3am on a weekday.

Sorry but real job > woot.

How about some love for people with 9-5's once in a while?

navion


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I had updated my credit card information not 2 minutes before the Bountiful Overflowing Cornucopia showed up. I am glad I updated it. I always like the bandoleer of carnage because no matter how crappy it is, its always worth the $8 spent on it. I have given many a gift using items I have gotten.

Supersox


quality posts: 9 Private Messages Supersox

Finally! I got myself a Barge of Crustaceans! Wasn't so sure at first because the confirmation page didn't load, but I received the confirmation email! Wahoo!

Gertrudethemutilator


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MarzieO wrote:Agreed - and in my case, it was my husband's quest for higher education that sent me to pick up my son and miss the Bountiful Overflowing Cornucopia I'm pretty sure that is adequate grounds for divorce in my state



It's been more than the last 2 wootoffs. Someone who's not me should go look back at the times Bountiful Overflowing Cornucopia have popped.

You can pretty much guarantee that it'll come up as soon as I leave work. I should just post in the forums that I'm leaving work. Then everyone would know the Bountiful Overflowing Cornucopia is next. Kind of takes the wind out of the sails of the woot off. May as well just log in around 3:30 EST on Wednesday and wait a little bit. [end rant]

Life is like a box of chocolates, the good stuff's all gone, the rest will go eventually.