Jae87 wrote:Hey, my Bag just got upgraded.

12 in. x 9.2 in. x 5 in. and 2 pounds. Due to arrive in VA by 12/22

My crap arrived two days early! I've got it all wrapped up to be opened on Christmas.



Crap wrapped up nicely is still just crap...

Box of disappointment showed up and didn't let down again!

Same 1.9lb'r as everyone else.

Trash is 1.9lbs heavier!

bshenk15 wrote:Same one here...

ditto.

sback wrote:CHRISTMAS STARTED TODAY!

Contents of the Burgandy Olfactory Center

Screaming Monkey Keychain (Orange Cape)
Cupcake Lip gloss
Spitball Excuses Dart Board
4 ft HDI cable
Red duffle bag

I'm quite happy with my first

I got the exact same thing except a blue duffle.

sback wrote:CHRISTMAS STARTED TODAY!

Contents of the Burgandy Olfactory Center

Screaming Monkey Keychain (Orange Cape)
Cupcake Lip gloss
Spitball Excuses Dart Board
4 ft HDMI cable
Red duffle bag

I'm quite happy with my first

Same haul here. Happy with my crap. Thanks woot!

Same standard box as everyone else. Arrived 2 days early though, which is cool, because the garbage truck hasn't gone by for the week yet

Sad thing is, I was actually looking forward to a brown paper bag with a question mark.

Thanks Woot. I'll be back for the next one as usual, even though I'm probably in for another 3 years of not being able to waste my 8 bucks here.

2x Texas air
orange-caped screaming monkey
cupcake lip glosses
a red duffle bag
spitball dartboard(again)
bar crawl bingo

sback wrote:CHRISTMAS STARTED TODAY!

Contents of the Burgandy Olfactory Center

Screaming Monkey Keychain (Orange Cape)
Cupcake Lip gloss
Spitball Excuses Dart Board
4 ft HDI cable
Red duffle bag

I'm quite happy with my first

I got the same, but I had a Cafe Bingo pad instead of a 4 ft HDMI cable.

Husband just called with the contents of my crap:

one red duffle bag
procrastination spitball dartpad
bar crawl bingo
screaming monkey keychain with orange cape
FIVE cupcake lip glosses

And 0 letters...

My crap arrived yesterday afternoon while I was home sick and I decided to open it early to make myself feel better. I received:

1 Flying Monkey Keychain
1 Cupcake Lipgloss
1 Spitball Excuses Target
1 Wolfgang Puck 1.5 Cup Versacooker
1 Blue Duffel Bag

The lipgloss went to a coworker who likes Woot, the keychain will hang on my desk, the spitball thing will probably hang on my wall for a while then get recycled. I'm excited to figure out what to make with the Versacooker.

It's some pretty craptacular crap and I look forward to trying for the next one!

Arrived yesterday.

2 - Texas air
1 - screaming monkey key-chain w/ orange cape
1 - cupcake lip gloss
1 - cafe bingo
1 - spitball dartpad
1 - red duffle bag

ncf3100 wrote:Exact Same Here. Thanks Woot!

And exact same here.

And I left my apartment after getting my Burgandy Olfactory Center and caught a bus to a local drop-off spot for DC Toys for Tots. I'm glad to say that Woot! and specifically KidsWoot! and I were able to put together two brimming bags full of Christmas cheer for kids in the DC area. Lots of art supplies, Bendaroos, a RC helicopter, even tossed in some BuckyBalls (I figure there have got to be some older kiddos who want toys too). Dunno if the kids will enjoy getting these things as much as I enjoyed assembling them, but I'm a happy camper to know that Woot made this holiday a bit more possible.

I R Sad. I would have rather had a monkey.

2.2-2.4 lber (depending on the day) came a day after it was out for delivery.


1x Red duffle bag
1x Beginner labs animal kit
1x Spitball dart board

Will I try again? Definately

http://youtu.be/sCkVuv5r2mg

Same as everyone else - except mine came with a DIRTY blue bag - I think that Texas dirt should count for extra!

Loved getting it - kids love the monkey, daughter loves the cupcake, hubby is using the dartboard as a fantasy football losers bracket prize, the HDMI cable is a bonus - well worth the $8!

Have any letters been spotted yet?

nangtadam, looks like you are missing a crap. You're supposed to get a bag and three craps. You may want to email customer service.

BlkSwanPres wrote:

Red Duffel Bag
Cupcake Lip Gloss
Spitball Dartboard
Flying Monkey Keychain
Atari Flashback 2+ Classic Game Console

I love the Atari. I would kill for that one. Nice work Woot. In my next Burgandy Olfactory Center can I please have a TRS-80?

Mine arrived today as well. Mine had the cupcake lib balm, the spitball game, the bag, the HDMI cable and 1 awesome monkey. Thanks Woot!!!

Dont forget the Burgandy Olfactory Center mantra (or at least my Burgandy Olfactory Center mantra)
"To the most beautiful moment in life, Better than the deed, better than the memory, the moment... of anticipation!"

My Bag of Coal arrived today. Some of the same items as others

1 Keychain Screaming Monkey w/ orange cape
1 Procrastination Spitball Dartboard
1 Birthday Survival Kit
1 Cupcake Lip Gloss
1 Red Duffle Bag - filled with matching red handy carrying strap
6 Fancy tasselled hand towels
0 Bags Texas Air - was hoping for some warm air in cold Central New York

I included pics of the fancy hand towels and the Birthday Survival Kit, because there are already pics of the other items from other people.



And for me, it's well worth $8 (plus tax) for the anticipation of what crap I'll get, if nothing else. I agree that it seemed a lot more random before Amazon, but I still feel lucky to get a Bag of Coal, and love every minute of it.

Thanks Woot!!

Mine arrived early; similar to others in the 2lb category:

Flying monkey keychain, orange cape, working
Red duffel bag
Barcrawl bingo
Spitwad dartboard
Cupcake lip gloss
Texas air, two bags

I'll be back to try again, Woot!

One of my friend get one. It is good. Good luck to everyone else on their Burgandy Olfactory Center hunt!

1 monkey keychain orange cape
1 bug bite medical grade teether (made in USA)
1 super special birthday survival kit
1 cafe bingo
1 spitball dartpad
1 red duffel

Flying monkey keychain
Red duffel bag
Spitwad dartboard
and a broken not working crock pot....

nangtadam wrote:I R Sad. I would have rather had a monkey.

You may want to contact Woot! You are supposed to get 1 bag and 3 craps. You seem to be short 1 crap.

Okay my 5.2 pounder was a little weird.

1x Key chain Flying Monkey
1x Red Bag
1x Spitball Dartboard
1x "Fashion" Diaper bag/Purse thing (one of the odder items I've seen lately).

Did anyone else that got the orange flying monkey keychain notice the mispelling on the cape?

Outta here cause of stupid jpg post .. My three pounder shall remain a mystery to you...

dingzero wrote:Did anyone else that got the orange flying monkey keychain notice the mispelling on the cape?

Not til you said something, A collectors item a Wooy.com monkey

I Agree 100% I have been a loyal woot memeber for 6 years. And the crap now, is honestly crap. And the whole day two on a woot off around 4-7pm being the Bag of Coal is ridiculous because it used to be a gamble of when it would come up Amazon F'ed up this great site. No one anymore gets anything worth a crap, compared to in the past a few people actually got things worth the 8 bucks, I know its only 8 bucks buy damn, woot has a lot of loyal buyers and they should be treated as such. If they keep this up, its an end for me as a customer of years and years, and if anyone feels the same as me we should email woot and let them know we are not happy with the changes. Without customers and loyalty this site will die quickly, because the loyalty base is so strong, we have to do something to change things. That's my Jerry Maguire stand on it.

Mine is due 12/22. Unfortunately, it is two lbs and I now know exactly what is in it before even receiving it. The randomness is definitely gone.

If I want to be surprised I either need to stop reading these forums or...nah...still going to read them.

orange keychain monkey
HDMI cable
cupcake gloss
red duffle bag
excuses spitball dartboard

My 2.2lb
same as others
1 Key-chain monkey w/ orange cape
1 Spitball dartboard Excuses
1 4' HDMI cable
1 green duffel bag
1 Cupcake Lip gloss

I got a monkey so I'm happy.

I didnt get mine yet ,but as I've gotten about 3 a year, the variety and quality is diminishing. Hoepfully the Xmas day one is better.

1 Screaming Monkey Keychain (Orange Cape)
3 Buckeycubes
1 Spitball Excuses Dart Board
1 ~5ft tall lamp with lampshade
1 Blue duffle bag

The lamp base was what was responsible for making mine 16lbs.

cxb262 wrote:1 Screaming Monkey Keychain (Orange Cape)
3 Buckeycubes
1 Spitball Excuses Dart Board
1 ~5ft tall lamp with lampshade
1 Blue duffle bag

The lamp base was what was responsible for making mine 16lbs.

Wasn't a "Leg Lamp" was it?

hoatuan0220 wrote:Flying monkey keychain
Red duffel bag
Spitwad dartboard
and a broken not working crock pot....

You might try calling the crock pot manufacturers customer service and tell them that you received it and it was damaged. They may replace it under warranty. Who knows?

My Barbecued Ostrich Carcass contained the following:

1 Red Duffel Bag
1 Cupcake Lip Gloss
1 Spitball Dartboard
1 Flying Monkey Keychain
1 Atari Flashback 2+ Classic Game Console

lpsession wrote:-Red Duffle Bag
-Orange Cape Screaming Woot Monkey
-Cupcake Lip gloss
-Spitball Dart pad
-Cafe Bingo

Very happy with first Bag of Coal.

Got the exact same thing. HDMI cable would've been nice but I'll take what I've got, thanks.

lpsession wrote:-Red Duffle Bag
-Orange Cape Screaming Woot Monkey
-Cupcake Lip gloss
-Spitball Dart pad
-Cafe Bingo

Very happy with first Bag of Coal.

I got the same. I miss the days of broken Sansas and mysterious power adapters.