tj willy


quality posts: 6 Private Messages tj willy

I think a certain Carrollton Crew is tired of le' wootoff.

250+ Woot items, 10 Big ol' Cornucopia#39;s, 7 shirts, 4 wines...

jcreedon


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jcreedon

guess no one wants the $5.99 calendar with free shipping. Next item please,

Vomesh


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Vomesh

Hurry up and buy these darn calendars so we can move on! lol

RobFurious


quality posts: 0 Private Messages RobFurious

Does anyone have an unscathed woot sock monkey from the last woot off? I fd up and didnt get it. My daughter loves flying monkeys and has a sock monkey collection. I FKD UP!

toracha


quality posts: 1 Private Messages toracha
earmstro wrote:As a refurb.



Will it still qualify for square trade in 2040???

~~~ May the Woot Gods bless your eternal search for the elusive Basket of Crawfish and your endless f5 tantrums.

syninthecity


quality posts: 10 Private Messages syninthecity

i don't think they're shifting...all those "in for 3's" and i don't think the bars moved since i got back from dinner.

aaa121


quality posts: 2 Private Messages aaa121
hedonism wrote:Hey. I want one. Just don't know about how many times I'll actually look at it.



have fun...get 3 :-) btw - I just noticed that Woot changed my word. I said 'l a m e' and they changed it to underwear...white tundra frost???

upshot


quality posts: 0 Private Messages upshot

Does it run on a Mac?

hedonism


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hedonism
RobFurious wrote:Does anyone have an unscathed woot sock monkey from the last woot off? I fd up and didnt get it. My daughter loves flying monkeys and has a sock monkey collection. I FKD UP!



You can probably find one on fleabay.

GodaiNoBaka


quality posts: 0 Private Messages GodaiNoBaka
impaul4 wrote:Do they still do the Woot off USB lights? Thats all I want



Not in a while. But hope springs eternal that they'll bring them back. I'd kinda like to see red and green...

mcm1900


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mcm1900

Went out to eat tonight. I ordered a burger. Waiter asked how I wanted it.

Of course I answered with,"Well done. Extra monkey."

DotDn00b


quality posts: 0 Private Messages DotDn00b

Down to 40% left!! Time went up tho.....

What gives???

Always on the hunt for a great deal!

whatsamattaU


quality posts: 1077 Private Messages whatsamattaU

If you're bored, I'll offer two diversions:
1. "What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"



2. From the link below in the signature:

Feel free to improve (with sincere apologies to Frank):

And now the end is near
And so I face the final monkey
My friend I'll say it clear
I've bought some crap, was so unlucky
I've saved a lot that's true
I bought each and every woot-off
And more, much more than this
I wooted my way
The Bags I've had a few
But then again too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And hit F5 without exception
I sought each silly mouse
Each careful step to get the cheapest
And more, much more than this
I wooted my way
Yes there were times I'm sure you knew
When I bought way more than I ever use
But through it all when there was doubt
I charged it all as my way out, I bought it all
And I stood tall and wooted my way
I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill, my share of losing
And now as tears subside
I find it all so amusing
To think I bought all that
And may I say not in a shy way
Oh no, oh no, not me
I wooted my way
For what is a man what has he got
If not a Flip then he has not
To say the things he truly feels
That "this" woot-off had the "worst" deals???
The record shows I wrote this prose
And wooted my way
Yes wooted my way

skippykj


quality posts: 16 Private Messages skippykj
arismella wrote:3-9 since November 9th is quite respectable. You will surely be invited to the secret members-only party.



I forgot the handshake. Will my hat be enough?

I don't want to miss out on the next big screaming monkey shootout.

dilbertdogbert


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dilbertdogbert

Buy at least 2 in case one breaks.

No need to thank me. Just here to help.

Screaming Mini Monkey Keychain with Woot Cape 1/17/12
Screaming Mini Monkey Keychain with Woot Cape 12/5/11
Screaming Monkey with Woot Cape 11/8/11
Screaming Mini Monkey Keychain with Woot Cape 10/12/11
Screaming Giant Monkey w/Green Cape 5/10/11

tooter1952


quality posts: 2 Private Messages tooter1952

I hear they taste and smell like bacon! Yum!

mudsneaker


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mudsneaker

prime time and they are STILL wasting time on this??? Comeone Woot, pull it already

alandmei


quality posts: 0 Private Messages alandmei
tlmullen wrote:This better be in the Bag of Coal!



And the Bag of Coal offered earlier today...

angiesauruswrex


quality posts: 0 Private Messages angiesauruswrex

Bordom, let's tell a story... ready set go!

Once upon a time, in a woot-off so long

ripshack


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ripshack

I am waiting for the 2013 calander.

DotDn00b


quality posts: 0 Private Messages DotDn00b

[quote postid="4754358" user="whatsamattaU"]If you're bored, I'll offer two diversions:
1. "What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"


Germans?! It was the flying monkeys from Oz.

Always on the hunt for a great deal!

hedonism


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hedonism
tooter1952 wrote:I hear they taste and smell like bacon! Yum!



If the bacon taste is not to my liking, is it still covered under warranty?

GodaiNoBaka


quality posts: 0 Private Messages GodaiNoBaka
DivineMercy wrote:Perhaps we could offer to buy three for the guys behind the scenes? That way, we could avoid the shipping cost and get on with this woot-off. All for adding a "you can keep it" option under shipping?



I like it! Except that if enough people start doing that, they'll start adding a disposal fee to our orders :-)

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester



I always seem to end up working the day of the wootoffs, but at least I have had a chance to post this nearly every time.

atfguy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages atfguy

If you are addicted to woot-a-thons, you could use these long woots, to catch up on the last 48 hours of sleep you've missed.....

Lintrix


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Lintrix

In for 3, I did my part, now buy them so we can squeeze the monkeys through before 12.

marclivis


quality posts: 0 Private Messages marclivis

Been doing homework for the past 30 minutes hoping to find a new deal up...

verboten1


quality posts: 1 Private Messages verboten1

They are showing my wedding day and birthday ....go woot! You chose a great month to display!

thumperchick


quality posts: 247 Private Messages thumperchick

*Just checking the filters*

white tundra frost
OCH! MISTLETOE FRENCHING? GROSS!
OCH! MISTLETOE FRENCHING? GROSS!
The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)
underwear
decorate
reindeer
Santa repudiator
elf
Burgandy Olfactory Center
tinsil


These are awesome - can we play a game with this somehow? Tell a story using only filter words. Or, see how many sentences you can make that are grammatically correct!

Wow, these calendars are making me dizzy.

dreweasland


quality posts: 5 Private Messages dreweasland

these are still up?
OH THE HORROR.

sharkington


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sharkington

This woot-off seems to be stuck. Must have had a million calenders made up for this!

cleverett


quality posts: 29 Private Messages cleverett
tom760 wrote:monkeys next



I think this is the monkeys.

tmmurphy


quality posts: 3 Private Messages tmmurphy

I think they've come up with the infinite-calendar-stuck-at-40% gambit to ride the woot-off out with.

dreweasland


quality posts: 5 Private Messages dreweasland

even wootbot has gone to bed.

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester
goldenthorn wrote:Reading, reading, and then... ... and that's when I clicked "I WANT ONE." Giggles abound. I look forward to the epic, woot writers! (I hope llander writes the dialogue for that character.)



Glad to see that I wasn't the only one who saw the line about "...corrosive t-shirt critic Addison Erlenmeyer" and just had to buy one.

I look forward to this one. =D

sharkington


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sharkington
dreweasland wrote:these are still up?
OH THE HORROR.



They should have something new up by New Years!

GodaiNoBaka


quality posts: 0 Private Messages GodaiNoBaka
thumperchick wrote:

Wow, these calendars are making me dizzy.



It's not the calendars.

arismella


quality posts: 16 Private Messages arismella
skippykj wrote:I forgot the handshake. Will my hat be enough?

I don't want to miss out on the next big screaming monkey shootout.



Bring the hat and those Betty Davis eyes. It's on.

schulerr


quality posts: 2 Private Messages schulerr
tmmurphy wrote:I think they've come up with the infinite-calendar-stuck-at-40% gambit to ride the woot-off out with.



They probably don't even have anymore.

cyclebex


quality posts: 8 Private Messages cyclebex
Beffy wrote:Darnit! Was hoping for monkeys to give to my little brother and cousin at Christmas so they could annoy the rest of my family but seems there won't be any. Ah well.



This I was going to give them to all the little ones we have running around. This will be the first official Christmas where the generations have recycled. We are the ones with little children and our parents are the grandparents.