I think a certain Carrollton Crew is tired of le' wootoff.

guess no one wants the $5.99 calendar with free shipping. Next item please,

Hurry up and buy these darn calendars so we can move on! lol

Does anyone have an unscathed woot sock monkey from the last woot off? I fd up and didnt get it. My daughter loves flying monkeys and has a sock monkey collection. I FKD UP!

earmstro wrote:As a refurb.

Will it still qualify for square trade in 2040???

i don't think they're shifting...all those "in for 3's" and i don't think the bars moved since i got back from dinner.

hedonism wrote:Hey. I want one. Just don't know about how many times I'll actually look at it.

have fun...get 3 :-) btw - I just noticed that Woot changed my word. I said 'l a m e' and they changed it to underwear...white tundra frost???

Does it run on a Mac?

RobFurious wrote:Does anyone have an unscathed woot sock monkey from the last woot off? I fd up and didnt get it. My daughter loves flying monkeys and has a sock monkey collection. I FKD UP!

You can probably find one on fleabay.

impaul4 wrote:Do they still do the Woot off USB lights? Thats all I want

Not in a while. But hope springs eternal that they'll bring them back. I'd kinda like to see red and green...

Went out to eat tonight. I ordered a burger. Waiter asked how I wanted it.

Of course I answered with,"Well done. Extra monkey."

Down to 40% left!! Time went up tho.....

What gives???

If you're bored, I'll offer two diversions:
1. "What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"



2. From the link below in the signature:

Feel free to improve (with sincere apologies to Frank):

And now the end is near
And so I face the final monkey
My friend I'll say it clear
I've bought some crap, was so unlucky
I've saved a lot that's true
I bought each and every woot-off
And more, much more than this
I wooted my way
The Bags I've had a few
But then again too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And hit F5 without exception
I sought each silly mouse
Each careful step to get the cheapest
And more, much more than this
I wooted my way
Yes there were times I'm sure you knew
When I bought way more than I ever use
But through it all when there was doubt
I charged it all as my way out, I bought it all
And I stood tall and wooted my way
I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill, my share of losing
And now as tears subside
I find it all so amusing
To think I bought all that
And may I say not in a shy way
Oh no, oh no, not me
I wooted my way
For what is a man what has he got
If not a Flip then he has not
To say the things he truly feels
That "this" woot-off had the "worst" deals???
The record shows I wrote this prose
And wooted my way
Yes wooted my way

arismella wrote:3-9 since November 9th is quite respectable. You will surely be invited to the secret members-only party.

I forgot the handshake. Will my hat be enough?

I don't want to miss out on the next big screaming monkey shootout.

Buy at least 2 in case one breaks.

No need to thank me. Just here to help.

I hear they taste and smell like bacon! Yum!

prime time and they are STILL wasting time on this??? Comeone Woot, pull it already

tlmullen wrote:This better be in the Bag of Coal!

And the Bag of Coal offered earlier today...

Bordom, let's tell a story... ready set go!

Once upon a time, in a woot-off so long

I am waiting for the 2013 calander.

[quote postid="4754358" user="whatsamattaU"]If you're bored, I'll offer two diversions:
1. "What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"


Germans?! It was the flying monkeys from Oz.

tooter1952 wrote:I hear they taste and smell like bacon! Yum!

If the bacon taste is not to my liking, is it still covered under warranty?

DivineMercy wrote:Perhaps we could offer to buy three for the guys behind the scenes? That way, we could avoid the shipping cost and get on with this woot-off. All for adding a "you can keep it" option under shipping?

I like it! Except that if enough people start doing that, they'll start adding a disposal fee to our orders :-)

I always seem to end up working the day of the wootoffs, but at least I have had a chance to post this nearly every time.

If you are addicted to woot-a-thons, you could use these long woots, to catch up on the last 48 hours of sleep you've missed.....

In for 3, I did my part, now buy them so we can squeeze the monkeys through before 12.

Been doing homework for the past 30 minutes hoping to find a new deal up...

They are showing my wedding day and birthday ....go woot! You chose a great month to display!

*Just checking the filters*

white tundra frost
OCH! MISTLETOE FRENCHING? GROSS!
OCH! MISTLETOE FRENCHING? GROSS!
The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)
underwear
decorate
reindeer
Santa repudiator
elf
Burgandy Olfactory Center
tinsil


These are awesome - can we play a game with this somehow? Tell a story using only filter words. Or, see how many sentences you can make that are grammatically correct!

Wow, these calendars are making me dizzy.

these are still up?
OH THE HORROR.

This woot-off seems to be stuck. Must have had a million calenders made up for this!

tom760 wrote:monkeys next

I think this is the monkeys.

I think they've come up with the infinite-calendar-stuck-at-40% gambit to ride the woot-off out with.

even wootbot has gone to bed.

goldenthorn wrote:Reading, reading, and then... ... and that's when I clicked "I WANT ONE." Giggles abound. I look forward to the epic, woot writers! (I hope llander writes the dialogue for that character.)

Glad to see that I wasn't the only one who saw the line about "...corrosive t-shirt critic Addison Erlenmeyer" and just had to buy one.

I look forward to this one. =D

dreweasland wrote:these are still up?
OH THE HORROR.

They should have something new up by New Years!

thumperchick wrote:

Wow, these calendars are making me dizzy.

It's not the calendars.

tmmurphy wrote:I think they've come up with the infinite-calendar-stuck-at-40% gambit to ride the woot-off out with.

They probably don't even have anymore.

Beffy wrote:Darnit! Was hoping for monkeys to give to my little brother and cousin at Christmas so they could annoy the rest of my family but seems there won't be any. Ah well.

This I was going to give them to all the little ones we have running around. This will be the first official Christmas where the generations have recycled. We are the ones with little children and our parents are the grandparents.