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Welcome back to The United States of Songs, my weekly exercise to find a new state song for EVERY state, proceeding alphabetically. This week we're kicking off the "News," with New Hampshire. The Granite State actually has NINE state songs (unofficially), so you'd think picking one would be pretty easy. You'd be wrong.

The state: New Hampshire
The song: "Farm in New Hampshire" by Robert Sarazin Blake

 

 

New Hampshire is yet another state that presents the weird problem of someone seemingly erasing any trace of the state's songs online. Even trying to find a track of the state's OFFICIAL state song yielded only one terrible video. You guys are so hellbent on the stereotype of having nothing to do there, someone start writing some New Hampshire songs and putting videos up online! And make sure you write a song ABOUT the state, not some emo crap about a car crash that you just sort of arbitrarily titled "New Hampshire." I had hoped Nevada wasn't the start of a trend; now I'm worried I'll have a lack of videos the rest of the way through.

This isn't the perfect song for New Hampshire. I know that, and I own it. But because of the dearth of choices, I went with a Best Song Available approach, and this week that meant "Which of the three songs that actually have a YouTube video do I hate the least?" Yes, there's a Sonic Youth tune. Yes, it's a good song. But it mentions New Hampshire once, in passing, referring to two guys from there. This one at least talks about visiting.

But enough complaining, let's talk New Hampshire. I've never actually been, and all I've heard about it involves leaves in the fall and maple syrup. But there's a lot more to it than that! Right? I mean, New Hampshire's one of those old-timey colonial states, brimming with history and significance, right? And skiing! There's skiing. Ice fishing, too. Not really my thing, but you've got to try it at least once, right? Ooooh, says right here the first ever Crafts Fair in the nation was held in New Hampshire. That's something.

 

Hillsborough, New Hampshire
Also created in New Hampshire: insulting definitions of the word "cottage."


Do you guys up there not want anyone to come visit? It's cool if you don't; I'm just trying to figure out if it's a matter of "poor promotion" or "purposeful deception." I understand New York City's close enough that you might not want to give people reason to come in. Now make me feel ridiculous by spouting off all the New Hampshire songs I somehow missed.

Runner-up: "Granite State of Mind" by The Super Secret Project
Most Laughable Suggestion: "New Hampshire" by Wild Light

Surely you New Hampshirites can come up with better song suggestions than this! Let us know in the comments, or feel free to start suggesting for next week's state, New Jersey!
 

 

 

Flickr photo Hillsborough, New Hampshire by Doug Kerr used under a Creative Commons License.

kaesmom


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"Granite State of Mind" only gets runner up? Really? It's awesome! We're all pretty proud of the guys who did that one.

And NH does have more than skiing, ice fishing, leaves and maple syrup. We have mountains AND the beach, and some beautiful beach at that. And we're friendly. And welcoming. Come on and visit -- you'll see!

Oh, and tax free shopping. And state run liquor stores which results in cheap liquor. And four full seasons, which a lot of states CAN'T claim.

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John Linnell (of They Might Be Giants - he's the one with the accordion) did a bunch of state songs on an album called The Songs of the 50 States (sadly, there aren't 50 tracks). New Hampshire is one of my favorites on the album, though there's no music video for it.

nobgobblin69


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kaesmom wrote:"Granite State of Mind" only gets runner up? Really? It's awesome! We're all pretty proud of the guys who did that one.

And NH does have more than skiing, ice fishing, leaves and maple syrup. We have mountains AND the beach, and some beautiful beach at that. And we're friendly. And welcoming. Come on and visit -- you'll see!

Oh, and tax free shopping. And state run liquor stores which results in cheap liquor. And four full seasons, which a lot of states CAN'T claim.


I too, wanted Granite State of Mind!

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For New Jersey:

The Rolling Mills of New Jersey, John Roberts & Tony Barrand

Lyrics:
http://sniff.numachi.com/pages/tiNJMILLS;ttROLLBORD.html

A video (incomplete, though):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxXERTw-KFY

Yes, this probably ends up as most laughable, but you should check it out.

I'm from Joisey, are you from Joisey? (Though I got out of the state at 3 months old. :-)

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Man, I've been waiting 30 some-odd weeks just to suggest John Gorka's "I'm From New Jersey" for next week. Trust me, it perfectly captures the weariness of constantly dealing with stereotypes about the parkway, and malls, and Italians, while acknowledging that yeah, the parkway, and malls, the Italians. And the "Joisey" accent isn't actually a Jersey accent.

See the video here, and read the lyrics here.

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nobgobblin69 wrote:I too, wanted Granite State of Mind!



Granite is a touchy subject in NH ever since "The Collapse". I'm not talking about the 2008 economic reality check that comes with ARMs, sub-prime lending, automated underwriting, inadequate bank reserves, unchecked trading of any financial products containing the word "synthetic", creation of toxic asset pools to sell and/or bet against (my favorite). I digress, I'm was actually referring to this poor little fellow:



...that still appears on every road sign, license plate and official state logo including the quarter. Fixing it was not feasible but I believe the park is still open. A must stop tourist destination for any would be visitor!

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Surprised Scissorfight didn't make the list, cause, you know, New Hamshire's alright if you like fighting (and really bad music).

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Granite Stater checking in here. This is the song I heard growing up from the Shaw Brothers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AdP9u22ZEQ9

And you nailed the keeping people from visiting. It doesn't matter if you are going to the beach, the lakes, or the mountains; you will hear the same greetings from all the locals: "Welcome to New Hampshire. Now go home."

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granitecrow wrote:Granite Stater checking in here. This is the song I heard growing up from the Shaw Brothers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AdP9u22ZEQ9



This is the song I most associate with New Hampshire. Also heard it growing up.

For those wishing to know more about our beloved state check out this video with comedian Juston McKinney: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnTVNZojojU

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nobgobblin69


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Why oh why was this song not chosen?!? It's perfect!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX7nQrCgALM

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Yeah, I think Granite State of Mind is better. You have to love the line where they mention DSL being new here. If your town doesn't have Comcast, forget things like 20+ mb down, HBOGO, and so forth.

But it's not all bad here. As they say in the song, don't drink and drive but we do have state owned liquor stores right on the highway. And it's cheap liquor.

Oh yeah and as someone else said no sales tax. And if you live here, no income tax.

Of course all those "nos" mean the property tax bill is huge.

And of course we have the privilege of voting for some top-notch Republican candidates first (sarcasm).

nobgobblin69


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IcedCorn wrote:Yeah, I think Granite State of Mind is better. You have to love the line where they mention DSL being new here. If your town doesn't have Comcast, forget things like 20+ mb down, HBOGO, and so forth.

But it's not all bad here. As they say in the song, don't drink and drive but we do have state owned liquor stores right on the highway. And it's cheap liquor.

Oh yeah and as someone else said no sales tax. And if you live here, no income tax.

Of course all those "nos" mean the property tax bill is huge.

And of course we have the privilege of voting for some top-notch Republican candidates first (sarcasm).



I share all your views, especially the sarcasm...

llandar


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granitecrow wrote:Granite Stater checking in here. This is the song I heard growing up from the Shaw Brothers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AdP9u22ZEQ9

And you nailed the keeping people from visiting. It doesn't matter if you are going to the beach, the lakes, or the mountains; you will hear the same greetings from all the locals: "Welcome to New Hampshire. Now go home."



Oh man, that's a good one. How did I miss this?

llandar


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kaesmom wrote:"Granite State of Mind" only gets runner up? Really? It's awesome! We're all pretty proud of the guys who did that one.



It IS awesome. I did not expect a state-specific parody of Jay-Z to be that funny. Unfortunately, the rules state the song has to have the state name in the title, so I couldn't give it the nod without re-examining all the previous states.