Jason Toon


quality posts: 19 Private Messages Jason Toon

(Scott Lydon wrote this, I just created the discussion thread after a malfunction, so it looks like a comment from me. - Jason)

When Han Solo bragged about doing the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs, he created an entirely new form of measurement out of nothing. On January 3rd, our pals at Salon.com did the same.

 

what you like is in the limo

 

In this post about the tv show Real Housewives, our new best friend Mary Elizabeth Williams makes US the new standard for relationship commitments. It's a good feeling to know serious journalists mix our brand with a celebrity disaster, so we're glad for the mention. Next goal: to get Mortimer and Monte on The Bachelor!

 



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DennisG2010


quality posts: 20 Private Messages DennisG2010

So, Sinead O'Connor was married for 16 Woots and Kim Kardashian 72 Woots?

Obviously, couples should celebrate their Wedding Wootiversaries with the ceremonial exchange of bags of crap.

wakingmind


quality posts: 3 Private Messages wakingmind

The next measurement: the length of a Woot Off deal.

DennisG2010


quality posts: 20 Private Messages DennisG2010
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(12:58 PM, today) DennisG2010 does some math



More of a simple conversion than any math, really...
Thanks for the Cupie doll!

nparus


quality posts: 1 Private Messages nparus

This article only took less than 1/1440th of a woot to read. I still have 35/1440ths of a woot left in my workwoot. Please write longer posts. I am bored and will even read about RHOBH at this point.

Moony

LarryLars


quality posts: 65 Private Messages LarryLars
wakingmind wrote:The next measurement: the length of a Woot Off deal.



Isn't that sort of like pi?


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Have you checked your Private Messages lately?

Samstag


quality posts: 11 Private Messages Samstag

I thought a Woot! was a unit of savings over retail. As in:

Q: "Sir, what can I do to get you to drive this car home today?"
A: "Drop the price at least a Woot! and a half."

pooflady


quality posts: 20 Private Messages pooflady

Bag of Coal = nanosecond?



When I was a kid I wanted to be older, this CRAP is NOT what I expected.

embeedub


quality posts: 1 Private Messages embeedub

You're my BFF too, Woot!

And as a former Bostonian, I can attest that a Woot! is a much better measurement than a smoot. -- Mary Elizabeth

javamatte


quality posts: 4 Private Messages javamatte

Staff

How many smoots could a wootbot woot if a wootbot could woot smoots?

nparus


quality posts: 1 Private Messages nparus
javamatte wrote:How many smoots could a wootbot woot if a wootbot could woot smoots?



That was hilarious.

Moony