So whose's getting the princess one so their little girl can have her very own flask(with apple juice) just like mommy and daddy?

WOOTS BY STATE is now showing alcoholics by state!

(Choose: Fire Water, SuBourbon Housewife, Bourbon Cowboy, Princess, Union Jack or Pick Your Poison)

If you want to be technically correct: it is the Union Flag. It's only a Union Jack when flying from a ship.

However, you'll be forgiven for making the mistake- even many of my fellow Brits incorrectly call it Union Jack these days.

cool idea! not for me but cool idea.

I'm gonna stick this in my wedding dress when I get married. Gotta stay warm in October somehow!

I think if you're going to be carrying a flask you should just say, "Screw it, I'm going to rock this flask as hard as I can and anyone that doesn't like it can go chew on some rocks." But that's just me. In for one.

shipping kills it and they're out of the union jack already. Poo.

is this the longest woot-off?

54% of purchasers have bought more than 25 woots.
87% of purchasers have been with woot for more than a year.

The conclusion is obvious. We Wooters love our booze!

Now if it came with a matching cigarette case...

Might as well cover both deadly hobbies at the same time.

why would i waste my time with only 6 ounces. that's not enough to get me through a 3-hour football game. bring on the 20-ounce flask and we'll talk.

In for 2

KLibecco wrote:You win teh Internetz. When they come back, you can haz them all.

Can someone translate this?

Dubi wrote:54% of purchasers have bought more than 25 woots.
87% of purchasers have been with woot for more than a year.

The conclusion is obvious. We Wooters love our booze!

Or maybe Woot drives people to drink? Either way WE LOVE WOOT!

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loving the bourbon cowboy. too funny. great gag gift material.

Dubi wrote:54% of purchasers have bought more than 25 woots.
87% of purchasers have been with woot for more than a year.

The conclusion is obvious. We Wooters love our booze!

No, it's that woot offs drive us to drink.

MichXelle wrote:Can someone translate this?

internet is blacked out

bluejester wrote:Don't even think about pouring your wine.woot purchases into one of these things.

That would be so gauche.

That's because you're supposed to put it in a diet coke can.

What does it say about the Woot community that these flasks sell out so quickly?

seahokedrama wrote:If you want to be technically correct: it is the Union Flag. It's only a Union Jack when flying from a ship.

However, you'll be forgiven for making the mistake- even many of my fellow Brits incorrectly call it Union Jack these days.

OK, but "Union Jack" is the name of the design as listed. Correct or not, there is no choice for a "Union Flag" design.

spicedrum wrote:No, it's that woot offs drive us to drink.

I 2nd that statement!

A standard wine glass is 5 ounces. This flask can give you a little over a standard glass of wine to go.

Many say a glass of wine a day is good for you thus making this Woot a good for you deal Go for three and be prepared for the rest of the week!

If only I could fit my Whiskey Stones in there.

NEXT!!!!!

seahokedrama wrote:If you want to be technically correct: it is the Union Flag. It's only a Union Jack when flying from a ship.

However, you'll be forgiven for making the mistake- even many of my fellow Brits incorrectly call it Union Jack these days.

I'm checking Wikipedia on that one. Oh no, wait...nope, doesn't look like I am.

Only the girly ones are left. I hope that doesnt stall the offer. Come on ladies it's 5 o'clock somwehere!

Not many Wooters Wooting this in the Carolina's. I thought that was moonshine territory?

Wow...A firewater flask. Who's the official spokesperson? Chief Bowel?

yugly wrote:Now if it came with a matching cigarette case...

Might as well cover both deadly hobbies at the same time.

Needs a gun holster or perhaps one of those rail scopes to make the trifecta complete

There are no girls on the internet.

MichXelle wrote:Can someone translate this?

Yes, the SOPA/PIPA protests have driven the lolcats into hiding. They may take up drinking as a hobby if the MPAA persists in pretending to be any more serious than lolcats.

grumb wrote:Not many Wooters Wooting this in the Carolina's. I thought that was moonshine territory?

Hence they are full up with flasks already

Only housewife and princess left, that explains why this thing is still here.

It's OK to be a racist when you're also a snarky hipster.

jsovey wrote:WOOTS BY STATE is now showing alcoholics by state!

sadly it's not available the map of the single cities

efooter wrote:That's because you're supposed to put it in a diet coke can.

I think we need to stage an intervention.

MichXelle wrote:Can someone translate this?

Yes.

sad that I missed Pick Your Poison Thankfully, my real name is Princess and I am a SuBourbon Housewife, so in for two.

Alright--- Just found out Burger King delivers in my area; Now I can eat myself into my office while I follow the woot-off!