Can't wait to see what you guys get. Just wanted all to know what happened to me, and that Colonel Crap is really on the job, and pretty damn funny too
I guess most have stopped reading this thread, so I will post on the latest thread of crap too, because the Woot Gods deserve to be rewarded for my silly surprise
We are only 26 days into the new year, but I think you gave me the best laugh I will have all year!
Those of you that don't know, I reported a traveler in my Santa's Bag of Cuuuuuute! that was a really crappy surprise. There were a few dead buggies on my washcloth.
I never dreamed my first comment would start an insect infestation, and fumigation freakout. At first I failed to mention this was in no way a bastardly bedbug, just dead tiny somethings, from somewhere
Yesterday, 2 packages arrived on my porch. I heard Fedex, but knew I had no recent orders.. I opened the door to find 2 boxes marked "Woot". One pretty large, and another smaller. I have to admit I was kind of afraid to open them, knowing I had probably angered the Woot Gods and even Colonel Crap with my admission of my festering find. I got up the nerve to open it, on the front porch as I did with the Bag of Cuuuuuute!. This time, I was prepared for bugs.
Well, to my shock the big box contained- "BUGS". This time, it even had mutated monsters!!! My mother was visiting, and she knew of my crapastic find, so we both died laughing. The Woot Gods share my sick sense of humor. It is a HEX BUG NANO Habitat Set and Raceway!! It is designed as a racetrack for bugs, complete with bugs that flip over and race down the tracks. Best gag ever Woot!
The second box contained:
5 extra large shirts
1 All in one FM transmitter set
1 of that thing that looks like some kind of S&M toy, but I can't remember what it really does?
The bugs and bug racetrack would have been fine alone, I loved it! To add a few real craps to it was going over the top, and I thank you.
I love the Woot Gods. It's very difficult to find anyone on earth with my sarcastic sense of humor, and finding a company with one is amazing. Amazon didn't take that away people! I can't wait to see what craptastic things are in everyone's future, including mine
Thanks Woot! Still laughing