pertifly wrote:I guess we're not doing cat pictures or pictures of crap anymore? It's been a few years since I last got one, but I feel foolish that I went to so much trouble posting mine. *blush*

I really enjoyed yours and have been inspired to post my own!

1.2lbs???
Better be 1.2 pounds of 100 dollar bills.

My first Barrels of Crud 9.9lbs

24 x 14.6 x 14.2

superpope wrote:Got mine today. For those interested, FedEx listed it as weighing 5.4 lbs.

1 Ultimotion Swing Zone Sports motion controlled videogame (fake Wii thing that plugs right into the TV via composite video)
1 Spy Gear - Spy Wire Sliding-The-Circuits game
1 Recycled PET tote bag

Not bad, my son will be happy. However if my math is right, that's only 2 craps and 1 bag.

What's the deal? Where's my third crap?

Contact support and they will make it right.
~~Jinx

My Carp is due in on the 31st and weighs in at 2.4 lbs. Only my 2nd one so I'm excited to see how it will compare to my first one. :D

Right now my Barrels of Crud is 1.5 hours away from me... If history repeats it will drive past me take a left go 3 states over turn back around go past again head to Ny reroute back down to kansas 1.5 hours away then head to Iowa only to be delivered in nebraska... My favorite part of the Barrels of Crud is watching it try to find Waldo

Mine is on its way to the local post office! There it will get to sit with the normal mail waiting to get sorted. I guess it is good for the Barrels of Crud to sit with common folk (bills & junk mail) for awhile. It will make the king of all packages more humble.

My Bag of Cuuuuuute! was estimated for delivery on Saturday, but it made it to the post office yesterday (1pm), so I am hoping to get it today.

Last night I dreamed my Barrels of Crud was walking along the beach with the FedEx guy. Many scenes from its delivery flashed across the sky. In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there were one set of footprints.
This bothered me because I noticed that during the “in transit” periods of the delivery, when I was suffering from F5 anguish I could see only one set of footprints.
So I said to the FedEx guy, "You promised that you would have custody of my Barrels of Crud until smartpost drop off at my local post office. But I have noticed that during the seemingly immobile periods of Barrels of Crud delivery there have only been one set of footprints in the sand.
Why, when my Barrels of Crud needed you most, you have not been there for my Barrels of Crud"
The FedEx guy replied, "The times when you have seen only one set of footprints, is when I carried your Barrels of Crud"

jjiinx wrote:Contact support and they will make it right.
~~Jinx

You're right! I contacted them yesterday and told them it wasn't a big deal because the other two items they sent were awesome, but they immediately said they'd send me the third crap! Cool folks.

funkysean wrote:Last night I dreamed my Barrels of Crud was walking along the beach with the FedEx guy. Many scenes from its delivery flashed across the sky. In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there were one set of footprints.
This bothered me because I noticed that during the “in transit” periods of the delivery, when I was suffering from F5 anguish I could see only one set of footprints.
So I said to the FedEx guy, "You promised that you would have custody of my Barrels of Crud until smartpost drop off at my local post office. But I have noticed that during the seemingly immobile periods of Barrels of Crud delivery there have only been one set of footprints in the sand.
Why, when my Barrels of Crud needed you most, you have not been there for my Barrels of Crud"
The FedEx guy replied, "The times when you have seen only one set of footprints, is when I carried your Barrels of Crud"

You should talk to your local clergyman to come up with a solution for you to avoid going hell.

@superpope, sweet news. Hopefully you will get one of left over HP touche pads they are selling today.

pertifly wrote:I guess we're not doing cat pictures or pictures of crap anymore? It's been a few years since I last got one, but I feel foolish that I went to so much trouble posting mine. *blush*

Don't fret Pertifly, the frequency of pictures posted has declined because everyone's crap the last few go rounds has been so similar that, after a few people post, all subsequent pics start to seem repetitive. But Colonel Crap is going to fix all that!

Besides, what would these threads be without cats in bags and/or boxes! Who wants to live in world like that?

paradisofamily wrote:Mine is on the way. Expected Delivery date is 1/30 but I'm hoping it will be here Saturday.

4.5 lbs

14.2 in. x 10.5 in. x 8.6 in.

Our Craps must be brothers because they look exactly alike! Mine is 1/30 also, but I'm hoping to get it sooner. C'mon tablet!

Mine weighs in at 11.5 pounds.
Interesting.
Expected 1/30.

I must have gotten a new toilet tank, like I heard someone has in the past (broken).

Last SmartPost shipment I got through another vendor actually got to me next day after it left Atlanta Fedex facility. This one left Atlanta later in day.
Maybe I'll get lucky and get it tomorrow.

My first Barrels of Crud after trying ~4 years.
I'm reasonably excited.

Received my crap one day early!

1 - Ultimotion Swing Zone Sports motion controlled videogame

1 - Rawlings softball glove

1 - small bag

cheated out of my 3rd crap

funkysean wrote:Last night I dreamed my Barrels of Crud was walking along the beach with the FedEx guy. Many scenes from its delivery flashed across the sky. In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there were one set of footprints.
This bothered me because I noticed that during the “in transit” periods of the delivery, when I was suffering from F5 anguish I could see only one set of footprints.
So I said to the FedEx guy, "You promised that you would have custody of my Barrels of Crud until smartpost drop off at my local post office. But I have noticed that during the seemingly immobile periods of Barrels of Crud delivery there have only been one set of footprints in the sand.
Why, when my Barrels of Crud needed you most, you have not been there for my Barrels of Crud"
The FedEx guy replied, "The times when you have seen only one set of footprints, is when I carried your Barrels of Crud"

I love this. This is great.

My 1st Bag of Cuuuuuute! weighs in at 4.6 lbs. Due today, but looks like it is behind in shipping, I bet I get it tomorrow.

funkysean wrote:Last night I dreamed my Barrels of Crud was walking along the beach with the FedEx guy.

Hopefully the FedEx guy wasn't Chuck Noland...

I am so excited! My ETA on my Barrels of Crud was originally 1/30. But, guess what!?!?! It's OUT FOR DELIVERY!

Wow. Smartpost didn't kick my Baby around! He's out for delivery already (supposed to be 1/30)! Didn't have time to hangout at the local post office shooting the bull with a bunch of envelopes!

Imagine4vr wrote:Received my crap one day early!

1 - Ultimotion Swing Zone Sports motion controlled videogame

1 - Rawlings softball glove

1 - small bag

cheated out of my 3rd crap

Me too! except I received a Build a Bear cheerleader bear instead of a glove...

Imagine4vr wrote:Received my crap one day early!

1 - Ultimotion Swing Zone Sports motion controlled videogame

1 - Rawlings softball glove

1 - small bag

cheated out of my 3rd crap

I got a Hawaii Five-O book from the seventies instead of the glove but also got shorted the third crap...what gives?

Pretty average Barrels of Crud at 4.6lbs and 14" x 10.5" x 8.6"

Mine's 7.1 pounds and due in South Florida next Tuesday, although it's running early. Already made it to Atlanta and heading south.

In case you're curious, I took my Roomba into the bedroom to the wildly inaccurate scale. The saucer section weighed in around 6 1/2 pounds. Add another pound or so for the power brick and charger mount and figure it's about 8 total.

Since they haven't been selling many Roombas lately I'd hope for an Android tablet instead or Sansas for all!

tugnutt831 wrote:I got a Hawaii Five-O book from the seventies instead of the glove but also got shorted the third crap...what gives?

LUCKY! On the book, anyway. But: LUCKY!

Perhaps they are counting the small bag as the 3rd item. Much like the duffel bags in the last Barrels of Crud

I know a previous posted said he contacted customer support about the issue. They treated him excellent and made it right. Way to go Woot!

Mine is 6.3lbs in a 14 in. x 10.5 in. x 8.6 in. box expected in NYC by next Thursday

jahlers wrote:Perhaps they are counting the small bag as the 3rd item. Much like the duffel bags in the last Barrels of Crud

I know a previous posted said he contacted customer support about the issue. They treated him excellent and made it right. Way to go Woot!

What was the deal with the duffel bags from last time? I didn't follow the thread...

jahlers wrote:Perhaps they are counting the small bag as the 3rd item. Much like the duffel bags in the last Barrels of Crud

I know a previous posted said he contacted customer support about the issue. They treated him excellent and made it right. Way to go Woot!

But it is supposed to be 1 bag of some kind plus 3 crappy items ... I am sure if he/she contacts support they will make it right.
~~Jinx

The listing clearly says 1 bag and 3 crappy items. The bag is not considered a crappy item. If you were shorted on crap, contact support ASAP. Woot support rocks.

Sweet my bag showed up 3 days early. Now to get home and open it. Work always interferes with my plans.

sbiza wrote:Sweet my bag showed up 3 days early. Now to get home and open it. Work always interferes with my plans.

My bag left the Fedex shipment center 30 miles from my house this morning at 0630. It still hasn't made it to the post office or my house. The suspense is killing me.

Somewhat off-topic:

I don't think I saw Bucky Balls on this Woot-Off, but if they're in your Bag of Cuuuuuute!, don't eat them.

jahlers wrote:My bag left the Fedex shipment center 30 miles from my house this morning at 0630. It still hasn't made it to the post office or my house. The suspense is killing me.

rule number one of fedex tracking, never trust fedex tracking. It is not real time like UPS, so it could of already been delvered, but just not updated in the system yet, I have come home to packages that are still listed as being i memphis.

boo to fed ex

How much did yours weigh?

Tango45 wrote:Somewhat off-topic:

I don't think I saw Bucky Balls on this Woot-Off, but if they're in your Bag of Cuuuuuute!, don't eat them.

Always a good idea not to eat things like that, thanks!

zolttt wrote:rule number one of fedex tracking, never trust fedex tracking. It is not real time like UPS, so it could of already been delvered, but just not updated in the system yet, I have come home to packages that are still listed as being i memphis.

boo to fed ex

Man I hope you're right. I'll be gone most of the day Saturday when it's scheduled to arrive. I would love to have a bag other than my wife waiting at home tonight.

Got my box of crap yesterday...

1 spitball dartboard
1 XL brown t-shirt
1 cheap blue duffle bag

kpgtjg wrote:Got my box of crap yesterday...

1 spitball dartboard
1 XL brown t-shirt
1 cheap blue duffle bag

Wow, A rash of two craps and one bag... I sense an epidemic.

kpgtjg wrote:Got my box of crap yesterday...

1 spitball dartboard
1 XL brown t-shirt
1 cheap blue duffle bag

weight/dimensions? This makes me nervous.