I think the commandment was doubly broken on mine - I got the tote bag and the fake Wii (no exterior box) plus the Texas air. Hope the fake Wii works... 3.4 lbs.

I also got shorted in my bag o' crp.. Sad, sad day. I searched all through the box and bags of air, but there was no third crap to be found.

I got the fake wii system, a water bottle and a tiny tyvekky tote bag.

I'm glad to see others got some interesting things, but these last two craps have been dismal. So disappointed.

Well here is mine: 11.1lb 24.5X16.2x14.6
1 Spitball Dart Boards
1 Discovery Kids Dinnerware Designer
1 20pk of AA batteries with 9 batteries in it
1 Cafe Bingo
1 Little Tikes: Talk to Me Basketball Set
1 Red Bag

So more kid concentric bag. I have no kids and really don't know anyone with kids the age they are for. Oh well first Bag and I love it the same. At least they did not raise my expectation with my first ever so will not be disappointed with the future ones. Thanks Woot and looking forward to the next time.

planettom wrote:Looks like you were shorted 1 Crappy item.

Meh....I made out alright. Not too concerned about it.

Tango45 wrote:Somewhat off-topic:

I don't think I saw Bucky Balls on this Woot-Off, but if they're in your Bag of Cuuuuuute!, don't eat them.

Woot did an experiment of this: Wootcast blog post.

Ailetoile wrote:
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And last but not least, my shy kitty Echo decided to come up and do some investigation of her own once Root gave her the all clear.

Hang on there!

You have two cats named Root and Echo??? Do you also by chance have a guard dog named Rmdashrf?

I wonder what your score on the nerd test that many of us took while waiting for shipping information would be! And the version 2 test too for that matter :/... Too bad there is not a question on the test "Do you have a pet named Root?"...

Oh, and by the way, congrats on your haul!

szuccon1 wrote:You got night vision goggles? that is cool. Are they the spy kids type toys or are they like real heavy duty type like at a sporting goods store? Either way this is first rate awesome crap. Col. Crap has come through, it appears. I wasn't able to get through, but I am keeping a close eye on this crap.

I purchased the Night Vision Goggles for my Nephew for Christmas... They were awesome, and a big hit! They are toy grade, but work really good.

Here is the blog for the Spy Net Recording Night Vision Goggles.

So what do we do if we are short a crap - just email support? I'm wondering if they changed the rules if so many of didn't get 3.

szuccon1 wrote:You know, you can buy the monkeys without capes and put the capes on. The rare and valuable part is the cape. Not that they are either rare or valuable.

The sock monkey silver embroidered red capes are both rare and valuable. At least the one I have ;)

Crap received,

1 - Swing Zone Sports fake Wii, newin sealed box
1 - crappy dark blue duffel
2 - Procaulk kits

Eminently acceptable crap; the game's going to charity (we have a real Wii) but the caulk kits and the duffel are being put to good use.

Thanks, Woot!

its ok to swallow buckyballs as long as you only swallow one at a time and root around in your poop to make sure you pass one before you swallow the next.

I wonder if anyone has received an umbrella yet?

LEM- wrote:Hang on there!

You have two cats named Root and Echo??? Do you also by chance have a guard dog named Rmdashrf?

I wonder what your score on the nerd test that many of us took while waiting for shipping information would be! And the version 2 test too for that matter :/... Too bad there is not a question on the test "Do you have a pet named Root?"...

Oh, and by the way, congrats on your haul!

We DO have cats named Root and Echo! Root is the dumbest orange thing to ever walk the face of the earth. I mean it. Anyone who has ever met him will vouch. Echo just wants to be loved.

We also have a third cat, Spink, who is named after a county in South Dakota. It make sense since I'm a geographer (not really).

I got a 91 on the first version of the nerd test and high 90s except the social part on the second version. Never posted my scores because I saw it after it had kind of become old meme! Don't want to be behind the times...

And finally, THANKS! This was way better than my first Bag of Cuuuuuute!! I'm super excited!

TheBigRedMan wrote:Meh....I made out alright. Not too concerned about it.

If you accept not being given proper crap, the terrorists win.

*******cool

OldMatador wrote:If you accept not being given proper crap, the terrorists win.

Winning...

34.6 lbs of crap heading my way! Should arrive on 2/1. The box dimensions are intriguing.

42.1 in. x 19.5 in. x 7.7 in.

Ailetoile wrote:

We also have a third cat, Spink, who is named after a county in South Dakota. It make sense since I'm a geographer (not really).

Hey - I've been to Spink! I grew up around there.

so here is mine!

12 bags Texas air
1 blue nylon gym bag
1 fake Wii system: Ultimotion SwingZone Sport package, new sealed in box
1 Larousse's French-English dictionary
1 random 27oz food storage container by Lock&Lock
1 photo copy issue of hand written graphic novel "Tales of GUNK" No. 2 from July '79 (imagine Spock running a fast food chain)

Awesome. The comic made me LOL. Seriously. Thanks woot!

package was 5.9lb 18x15x14

cobaltgrl wrote:Hey - I've been to Spink! I grew up around there.

I would like to go someday!

can you say BIG SCREEN TV?

1 - Fake Wii
1 - Tote bag
1 - Ceramic Pencil Holder type thingy
2 - Woot Monkey Capes

Thanks Woot!

Got "upgraded" to Feb 1st. Still 6.3lbs.

has anyone received 6.3bs of BravoOscarCharlie?

Out for Delivery!!

And as a first, I've managed to stay away from the later posts of the forum, so I have no clue what's in my Bevy of Constellations.

I know it will be carp, but useful carp or worthless carp? ... that is the question!!

30 minute to an hour and I shall know!

1 red plain XL T-shirt
1 Really Dot's Poetry Corner tote


2 ITEMS?!?! I think I automatically select "I want 3" when I buy this junk. Woot, you seriously disappoint me.... again.

Imagine4vr wrote:Received my crap one day early!

1 - Ultimotion Swing Zone Sports motion controlled videogame

1 - Rawlings softball glove

1 - small bag

cheated out of my 3rd crap

I got one bag and one t-shirt. So far I think I was cheated out the most.

It made it! (2.7 lbs)

6 bags of Texas Air (don't need, your air moves to Ga 4 days later anyway)

1 PET Recycled Bag

1 Cream Jerzees XL T-shirt (New)

1 HULK USB Smash Button! (New) (50 MB of HD space to install???)

and the unique item so far:

1 Go Green Power Smart Wall Surge protection and Power Management module. (New) Sold by WOOT! in October as a 2fer 10$ special.

Looks like I broke even, so I call that a WIN with the Barrels of Crud

Thanks Col. Crap!!

Got my six pounder today well shy of the feb. 1st delivery date! wow, you go smartpost!

Ghetto Wii
12 packs of glow sticks
spitball dartboard
red duffel bag

My second bag o' crap is a success! way better than my first from this last Christmas! WTG ColonelCrap for this round of crap as I've read lots of people getting lots of different things.

soontekoh34 wrote:I got one bag and one t-shirt. So far I think I was cheated out the most.

email service and they'll send you more crap

2- Monkey Capes
1- Recycled tote bag
1- Loveseat picture frame
1- White Trash Wii

Thanks, Woot!

(Update Post)

Mine arrived one postal day early (Saturday instead of Monday). Here's what I received:

• 1 x Small green & black bag
  
• 1 x Fruit of the Loom XL blank maroon t-shirt
  
• 1 x Sherwood Netboxx R-904N (returned unit)
  
• -- no third crap --
  

1 yellow tshirt xl
1 Spitball Dartboard
1 recycled tote bag.

Easily the worst Bag of Cuuuuuute! yet. Sent an email to woot hoping they will send the missing additional crap.

Hey all,

I made a video of myself opening this Barrel of Crap:

Click here to view it

Enjoy!

stevenc78 wrote:
Ghetto Wii

bigfatnerd wrote:
1- White Trash Wii

HAHAHA, so which one is it?

davechen wrote:Hey all,
I made a video of myself opening this Barrel of Crap:
Click here to view it
Enjoy!

That IS crappy. And it includes 3 kits to dispose of actual crap.
This is turning out to be the crappiest bag ever.

wallsg wrote:Mine arrived one postal day early (Saturday instead of Monday). Here's what I received:

• 1 x Small green & black bag
  
• 1 x Fruit of the Loom XL blank maroon t-shirt
  
• 1 x Sherwood Netboxx R-904N (returned unit)
  
• -- no third crap --
  

The other two items were in the Netboxx box the same as occurred with the Cybex Topaz stroller a few Bags ago.

Should I really complain about not getting a third crap?

The Netboxx is a return as the included parts have been opened (boxes, static bags, etc). I haven't tried it out yet and will update the post when I have. The Netboxx apparently * has * issues and is only HDMI 1.3 (so no 3D support though my Olevia 265TFHD 65" LCD TV doesn't support it either), but my current Pioneer VSX-1015TX receiver (while great) doesn't support any HDMI or lossless Dolby.

Awesome crap. Wish I get a cool return like that.

3.6 lb crap

1 spitball dartpad
1 cafe bingo
1 XL fruit of the loom t-shirt (blank, blue)
1 lock and lock stackable storage container
1 blue gym bag

no texas air those are my dogs favorite

Got Cool Crap!!


A Razer Marauder StarCraft II Gaming Keyboard ($100)

http://www.amazon.com/Razer-Marauder-StarCraft-Gaming-Keyboard/dp/B003VV0CW6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1327779879&sr=8-1


a Motorola Digital Video Baby Monitor with Color LCD Screen ($91) Doesn't power on. Hubby will look at it.

http://www.amazon.com/Motorola-Digital-Video-Monitor-Screen/dp/B004VL2VS8/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1327778621&sr=8-5&tag=dealswoot-20


a Hulk USB Smash Button
baggie of clippies that look like people
baggie with a boxing glove keychain
baggie of ear plugs (in individual bags)
baggie with a "friends" magnet
3 monkey capes
and a gym bag.


The baggies were funny. They are ziploc bags with things in them. Woot usually just throws things in, so that made me laugh.

davechen wrote:Hey all,

I made a video of myself opening this Barrel of Crap:

Click here to view it

Enjoy!

I have to agree with you, you said/wrote it best and concisely on your video description, " I feel like the quality of Woot's Bag of Cuuuuuute!s has declined precipitously over time."

3.9 pounder

1 x Small green & black bag
1 x XL T-Shirt - maroon
1 x XL T-Shirt - yellow
1 x Chalk Cities mesh bag w/ 3 'sign' templates and plastic bag w/ 20 pieces of sidewalk chalk

add another wooter to the list of wooters who got shorted:

1 - blue duffle bag
1 - spitball dartpad
1 - XL tee

all this at 2.3 pounds measuring 14x10x8

TheBigRedMan wrote:Crap received in central PA.

1 Ultimotion Swing Zone Sports video game
1 Eco Highway Water Bottle
1 Recycled PET tote bag

This is the same that I got, with the exception that I got a red duffle instead of a PET tote bag. No third crap for us.