Got mine today. 4.4 pounds, containing:

yellow t-shirt, size XL
Hulk Smash button
spitball dartboard
Cafe bingo game (Helpful tip on package: "PLAY IN CAFES")
small red duffle bag
Cy Fi wireless sport speaker -- open box, all pieces included. We'll see if it works.

Not bad for $8. Count me as one of the happy ones.

choovermonium wrote:Just picked up my Bag of Cuuuuuute!. My first!

1x Black duffle-style bag.
1x Jerzees T-shirt, XL, Brown.
1x Dinnerware Designer.

As this is my first, I need to ask. I thought it was for a bag and three craps. Is the bag one of the craps? Are the packing bubbles? By my count, it seems I only have a bag and two craps. Help? Advice?

If there are issues with your bag o', then drop service@woot.com a line and let them know.

Got my Bag of Cuuuuuute!. This has got to be the crappiest crap in all my years of crapping! I love it!

1 Fruit of the Loom XL blue shirt
1 set of Ivory bath towels
1 recycled tote bag
1 SixFlags "It's playtime!" toy in ziplock baggy

darkinc wrote:At least half were legit complaints...

If I hadn't scored the Netboxx I would be complaining about only a Bag and two Craps. That's a legitimate complaint. "I wish I got better" or "this is all junk" is not.

And to address some other complaints, a package of shirts should be one crap while three loose shirts should be counted as three craps. A person buying 15 loose bottles of Mickey's shouldn't be allowed through the 12-items-or-less lane, but a person buying a case of them in a box should.

jonlewis wrote:Got mine today. 4.4 pounds, containing:

yellow t-shirt, size XL
Hulk Smash button
spitball dartboard
Cafe bingo game (Helpful tip on package: "PLAY IN CAFES")
small red duffle bag
Cy Fi wireless sport speaker -- open box, all pieces included. We'll see if it works.

Not bad for $8. Count me as one of the happy ones.

got that syfy speaker last bag I got, it's pretty sweet. Small, but definitely worth 8$. Mine didn't have the cable but it was like a buck and charged no problem

Yay!! Unique crap.

My 4.7lb came with:

1 white trash Wii
1 container of Mickey Mouse Band-aids (missing 1 bandage - Ewwww.)
1 McDonalds Ronald McDonald car toy. Circa 1995 in a plastic baggy.
1 Vintage woot pirate cap for a woot money, I believe.
1 mini bag.

Happy.

Got my stuffs today,


Bag #1 3.9lbs:

Red duffle
Blue shirt
GLOW STICKS!
Tupperware
Cafe bingo

Bag #2 4.3lbs:

Red duffle
Yellow shirt
GLOW STICKS!
Spit dartboard
Cafe bingo
Energizer 2xAA cellphone charger
and a set WHISKEY STONES! (haven't seen those lately)

Am I mistaken? Is it really the case that so far, not one single recipient of a 3.1 pound box has stated that they were the recipient of a 3.1 pound box? Is there something about all the 3.1 pound boxes that makes people forget to post what their box weight was?

Or did I just miss some
??????????????????????????????????????????????????

Mine is 13.9lbs coming on 1/31, can't wait!!

Crap! 35.7 in. x 6.7 in. x 6.4 in
7,3 lbs. And it wasn't a golf club!

- ISO7X Ab Workout
- iPowerPro 150 car/plane universal adapter
- (2) XL Hanes shirts (brown and green)
- Red duffle bag

I got only a small lunch bag,
(1) a t-shirt and
(2) a spitball game [which was also in my santa crap]

...which means (like some others) I am missing at LEAST one crap. I will contact Woot and let you know what they say!!

Got by Bag of Cuuuuuute! today.. 4.7 lbs...
1 - 12pk of glow sticks
2 - Red duffel bags
1 - Brown t shirt XL
1 - Charge Block XL for Iphone (slightly opened)
1 - Cafe Bingo
1 - Spitball Dartboard
1 - Set of 9 whiskey stones

not a bad haul overall for my 8 bucks...

Regarding the dinnerware designers - do these still work? Mine is dated 2008 and I can't tell if they still sell them. If we send the artwork off will we still get our bowls and plates? Has anyone used one lately?

StephenP85 wrote:I got 4 or 5 Fruit of Loom XL t-shirts
Stanley Barbara's Way Tool Bag
Metal Star Wars lunch box
2 Star Wars cookie cutters (inside the lunch box)
Blue bag

Not bad for my first Barrels of Crud/blockquote>

A Star Wars Lunchbox?!?!?! How Cool!

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This is great and hopefully people will read the previous entries and realize they just have to contact woot.....

wishing I got any!

I had to laugh when I opened my 3.7lb Barrels of Crud which contained:
1x Navy Duffel bag
1x Cafe Bingo
1x Hulk USB Smash Button
1x Yellow XL tee
13x AA loose batteries (dented, etc.)
1x AAA loose battery (big dent)

Received my Barrels of Crud

15.6 #

1 x EuroPro Toaster Oven
1 x tiny bag

... maybe they'll send a second box with the other two items? Overall, though, my best crap yet!!

Mine was 28.8 pounds and was supposed to be delivered on 1/31. Just checked status and FedEx apparently damaged it and won't deliver.

"Damaged, unable to deliver shipment - Please contact shipper/merchant for details"

TOTALLY PISSED AND BUMMED!!!

First Batch of Crêpes for me. First woot in fact, at least on the main site. First post, too. Here's the score:

6.3lbs 14x10.5x8.6in

• 1 Yellow Fruit of the Loom XL plain T-shirt
  
• 1 Maroon Fruit of the Loom XL plain T-shirt
  
• 1 ezmoves do it yourself Furniture Moving System (As Seen on TV!)
  
• 3 Spitball Dartpads, Procrastination version
  

While I wasn't lucky enough to be selected for this particular Barrels of Crud mission, I would like to salute colonelcrap for mixing things up a bit for this campaign. It does seem like your monkeys' attack plan has been much more random this go around.

I'm still holding out hope for a sighting of "The Letter", but if that is too TPW, how about either "Honorably Discharging" a third item or decorating a wooter for meritorious conduct?

Semper Woot!

obob wrote:Am I mistaken? Is it really the case that so far, not one single recipient of a 3.1 pound box has stated that they were the recipient of a 3.1 pound box? Is there something about all the 3.1 pound boxes that makes people forget to post what their box weight was?

Or did I just miss some
??????????????????????????????????????????????????

Wondering the same here, 3.1 and holding.
Where are the rest of you 3.1'ers?

A bit scared of what may be in mine. Not sure why it has taken 3 days to go from Denver to Salt Lake without any updates.

I already listed my Batch o' Cucumbers on pg 34, but wanted to make this offer:

If you were lucky enough to receive a Hydear LCD TV that was inexplicably missing the pouch containing: Power Cord, Instruction Manual, Remote Control (and batteries), AV Cable, & VGA Video cable...

get in touch with me, because it came in my Barrels of Crud this time around. Definitely the weirdest crap I've received. I was excited for about 10 seconds in hopes that the TV was forthcoming, but it looks like they were just lying around the warehouse all lonely so the colonial dropped it in my box.

I'd gladly mail this stuff to the person who has a tv they can't turn on or change the channel...

FoulWeather wrote:First Batch of Crêpes for me. First woot in fact, at least on the main site. First post, too. Here's the score:

6.3lbs 14x10.5x8.6in

• 1 Yellow Fruit of the Loom XL plain T-shirt
  
• 1 Maroon Fruit of the Loom XL plain T-shirt
  
• 1 ezmoves do it yourself Furniture Moving System (As Seen on TV!)
  
• 3 Spitball Dartpads, Procrastination version
  

Kind of bummed I didn't get the one thing I was planning on using - a bag for my cute!

I'm off to move some furniture now. Why? Because I can...and it's easy! Sorry, I mean EZ...

oh no! Mine weights the same. 3 spit boards?
I have tiled floors, that EZ move crap is for carpets.
And I'm too short for XL Ts.
Alright, let me practice my faked smiling for when it gets here.

FIRST EVER!! I'll be sure to be disappointed, but well worth it.

Box Weight: 7.4 Pounds
Box Dimensions: 18.2 in. x 14.8 in. x 14.2 in.
Estimated delivery date: 2/2/2012

Got my second Barrels of Crud today after 8 months of frustration and failure - and got my second box of "ShamWow!" towels. What are the odds?

5.9 lbs. 18 in. x 14.6 in. x 14.2 in. Hmmm, I wonder how many cats I can fit in there?

Box contents:

1 UltiMotion (very common)
1 box of ShamWow (slightly less common)
1 cheap blue duffel bag
12 bags of Texas air

and ...

that's it?

Add me to the list of people shorted one crap, I guess. I checked inside the duffle - but, alas, there was no letter to be found.

I do like that Woot is mixing it up a lot more this time - the crap seems to be a lot more random than in the recent past.

Obligatory blurry cat picture:

wallsg wrote:If I hadn't scored the Netboxx I would be complaining about only a Bag and two Craps. That's a legitimate complaint. "I wish I got better" or "this is all junk" is not.

Sorry, but while Texas air may not be crap, a bag certainly IS crap. Not everybody gets one; hence, crap.

Besides, the 3 is just a remnant from the days when you actually had to select 1, 2, or 3. Now you select nothing. You bought crap. You got crap. Didn't get enough items? Guess what - it's a (ahem) crapshoot.

Expect woot to change the description next time so all you whiny whiners will have to find something else to whine about.

ratradon wrote:Mine was 28.8 pounds and was supposed to be delivered on 1/31. Just checked status and FedEx apparently damaged it and won't deliver.

Ouch, wonder if it fell off the turnip truck, seems to be a rash of FedEx crashes near Dallas. They should have delivered it anyway, would you even know the difference? Craps is craps...

I dont know how to add pictures and i dont have time to figure it out right now, but add me to the list of shorted craps

4.9lb box (the box is an actual ultimotion cargo box, from china)

11x Texas air
1x ultimotion white trash wii
1x texas hold'em keychain
1x red duffle bag

that equals 2 craps and one bag i think....

reservoird wrote:Sorry, but while Texas air may not be crap, a bag certainly IS crap. Not everybody gets one; hence, crap.

Wait I think you are confused, or I am confused by your explanation!

You should get

3 items
1 bag
= 4 total items not including texas air.

If you get 3 items and 1 bag your good to go.
If you get 2 items and 2 bags your good to go.
If you get 2 items and 1 bag you were crapped on.
If you get 3 items and 0 bag you were crapped on.
If you get 4 items and 0 bag you were crapped on.

reservoird wrote:Besides, the 3 is just a remnant from the days when you actually had to select 1, 2, or 3. Now you select nothing. You bought crap. You got crap. Didn't get enough items? Guess what - it's a (ahem) crapshoot.

Expect woot to change the description next time so all you whiny whiners will have to find something else to whine about.

you sound bitter!! care to tell us how you really feel?!?!?!?!

My 9-pounder arrived today, and the item count exceeded three. My last two were short an item or two (as others have whined,) so it all works out in the long run.

> the generic small duffle
> plain brown XL t-shirt (Jerry Garcia style)
> spitball dartboard
> dinnerware designer

and.....

> Spykee Vox!

http://www.spykeevox.com/us/home_vox_us.html

YAY, Woot!!!

darkinc wrote:Wait I think you are confused, or I am confused by your explanation!

You should get

3 items
1 bag
= 4 total items not including texas air.

If you get 3 items and 1 bag your good to go.
If you get 2 items and 2 bags your good to go.
If you get 2 items and 1 bag you were crapped on.
If you get 3 items and 0 bag you were crapped on.
If you get 4 items and 0 bag you were crapped on.

THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS v3.0
I. Thou shalt expect nothing beyond ONE bag of some kind and THREE crappy items.

ratradon wrote:Mine was 28.8 pounds and was supposed to be delivered on 1/31. Just checked status and FedEx apparently damaged it and won't deliver.

"Damaged, unable to deliver shipment - Please contact shipper/merchant for details"

TOTALLY PISSED AND BUMMED!!!

By any chance do you live in Florida? There was a major accident on Sunday morning and a double trailer FED EX truck caught fire and burned to the ground.

rkdasgud wrote:THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS v3.0
I. Thou shalt expect nothing beyond ONE bag of some kind and THREE crappy items.

Isn't that what my post says? You know.. in more words ?

MrJazz wrote:
> Spykee Vox!
/snippppppppppppppppppppppp

Congrats :D

darkinc wrote:Isn't that what my post says? You know.. in more words ?

woot commandments..... or to clarify that you were clafiying someones clarity statement

MrJazz wrote:My 9-pounder arrived today, and the item count exceeded three. My last two were short an item or two (as others have whined,) so it all works out in the long run.

> the generic small duffle
> plain brown XL t-shirt (Jerry Garcia style)
> spitball dartboard
> dinnerware designer

and.....

> Spykee Vox!

http://www.spykeevox.com/us/home_vox_us.html

YAY, Woot!!!

AHHHHHH!!!!! A Bizarro Borg Gumby!

Got my first Bundle of Curiosity today - 3.5 lbs

1 XL Green T-shirt
1 USB Hulk Smash Button
1 12pk of Glow Sticks
1 busted open 20 pk of AA batteries
1 recycled tote bag

All in all, not bad for my first time.

For all of you who got capes but no monkeys....

DISCOUNT MONKEYS!