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Mortimer wants to light up the sky like a flame -- and not like in the way when he tried to use his backyard grill to distill his own ethanol. Monte, as usual, has a wet blanket for Mortimer's burnin' yearnin'.
What's with the watermark in the VERY MIDDLE of the entire video?
bpr2 wrote:What's with the watermark in the VERY MIDDLE of the entire video?
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RETURN OF THE SMUDGE!
That is a Barbie Laptop! Hmm, should I be proud of myself for recognizing that?
noono wrote:That is a Barbie Laptop! Hmm, should I be proud of myself for recognizing that?
Thanks for letting us know, as I thought it was a make-up compact case left by the hair and make-up crew, you know like powder or blush for the now infamous Woot monkey duo! ( Was I the only one super annoyed with those man hands, all man handling Monte and Mortimer? C'mon Woot, you need to go muppet on them now... don't embarass them like that again!!! )
loststream wrote: ( Was I the only one super annoyed with those man hands, all man handling Monte and Mortimer? C'mon Woot, you need to go muppet on them now... don't embarass them like that again!!! )
Over the years we've been amassing profits and have accumulated enough to generate almost .003 seconds of Mortimer CGI footage! Look for a fully-rendered CGI M&M vid in the next thousand years or so!
After so many Mortimer and Monte episodes if you just noticed those hands now, the dude's been more subtle than I thought. Personally, I think the visible hands just make it that much funnier.
cappo wrote:After so many Mortimer and Monte episodes if you just noticed those hands now, the dude's been more subtle than I thought. Personally, I think the visible hands just make it that much funnier.
This is the 1st video I've ever seen of them. "Visible hands" makes for cheesy footage. Woot needs to study FilmRiot!!!
Hurray for Monte and Mortimer!!!
New T shirt.... You poop on my dreams!
loststream wrote:This is the 1st video I've ever seen of them. "Visible hands" makes for cheesy footage. Woot needs to study FilmRiot!!!
"Invisible hands" would be kind of scary. Though, it would be neat to see that big 'ol watch floating in mid-air.
Where are you guys seeing these hands? I think you must be watching at the wrong aspect ratio. Do you have the latest version of YouTube installed?
Hands?!? must be using an outdated version of adobe Flash... btw, so where's the Mortimer & Monte shirts? I'd buy an "You Poop on my Dreams" in a heartbeat!
I wonder if in the future they will bee getting even more Dot's Poetry Corner than this one. I've got to quit watching these.
"Poop on my dreams", "Wakko Laureate", I love this dialogue! I couldn't agree more about Reality Stars.
Wakko laureate? That's not what I said, but it is funny as well!
barrylp wrote:I wonder if in the future they will bee getting even more Dot's Poetry Corner than this one.
You can count on it! That's the WOOT PODCAST PROMISE™!
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