requesting: Barrage of Cicadas

Never thought Woot could be this mean. Never!! It ranks right up there with this classic.

Wow.

Twin sized air mattresses.

This place is beginning to smell of regret, shame, and Greek cheese.

The Woot Writer wrote: If the apartment were to flood, I would simply roll off my normal mattress onto the Cohesion, and then I would lay on its ergonomic wavy top, while the water carried me off, away from this city, to some distant and exciting land...

The write-up says "flood" so this is related. My Leak Frog saved my house tonight. (Seriously. It did.) Right about the time the third camera came up, I heard eeeep... eeeep... EEEEP...

Sure enough. Water heater had sprung a leak and Leak Frog gave his mighty Eeeep. Leak Frog saved me much money.

Flood... flood... flood...

Ever notice how stupid the word 'flood' looks?

I have been waiting for the past two DAYS for my 16gb Thrive. WHERE IS MY THRIVE!!!!! BWAHHH!

iamhappy726 wrote:When someone pulls the plug on this inflated bed.

*golf clap*

All I can say is see the funny undies all you snarky,Wakkoic,greedy ass no woots at all, punk kids/Pinkys. If you have to be so immature as to post your utter hatred and contempt to woot for not putting up something you like GTFO. Seriously...If all you want is a Barrels of Crud well WAIT for it! I am so tired of seeing all the whiny posts complaining about woot! I mean really? Do you think its funny? cute? geeeez get a life or something.

flood, flood, flood, flood, flood.
Especially after you type it a lot.
flood
it starts to look like flude.

I had this exact model and used it for camping. Put a blanket on it before laying down and it will be perfectly fine. I got a lot of good use from it.

Longest... Woot-off... Ever...

wow another glitch in the matrix??

The horror, the horror...

:sigh: WOOT! Let me GO!!! SMH - I cannot get away and want Crap - but not THIS crap. WaawaaWAAA!

i got the full size not to long ago for few bucks more...dont like that the blower is battery only. no wall power so its lacking a bit.

JAaronL wrote:I had this exact model and used it for camping. Put a blanket on it before laying down and it will be perfectly fine. I got a lot of good use from it.

Is it vinyl or poly? I can't stand the smell of vinyl.

Needs more designs by Santana.

whereas I can't stand the smell of Polly...

acorona4ever wrote:i got the full size not to long ago for few bucks more...dont like that the blower is battery only. no wall power so its lacking a bit.

That's what she said.

These things are great! I'm in for 3! No, really I'm in for 3. You should be in for 3 too. So come on, be in for 3 like me. Come on, be cool...

codespace wrote:9" seems awful small for a twin-sized bed. Is this Barbie-scale or something?

--Dimensions: 74”(L) x 39”(W) x 9”(H)--

It's 9 inches tall.

captainsousie wrote:Nope, just a m.a.c-daddy

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

thabigtasty wrote:It says it's 9" long.

Actually, if you check the specs it says 9" H which means "high"

this is an atrocity Johnny! who is in charge here?

LIVES? People have LIVES?

it's done in doubly

why do they even make twin size regular beds anymore let alone blowup ones.

horrible

i bet Barrels of Crud is gonna come up when i go to sleep.

xxooss wrote:All I can say is see the funny undies all you snarky,Wakkoic,greedy ass no woots at all, punk kids/Pinkys. If you have to be so immature as to post your utter hatred and contempt to woot for not putting up something you like GTFO. Seriously...If all you want is a Barrels of Crud well WAIT for it! I am so tired of seeing all the whiny posts complaining about woot! I mean really? Do you think its funny? cute? geeeez get a life or something.

Wow ... so let me understand. With this snot-flinging, spit-spraying, veins-bulging-in-the-neck Jeremiad, you're exhorting all the other Wooters to chill out?

Nice. I see what you're doing here. It's irony, right? Right?

Remember these are twins, which means you have to buy two. Don't break the twins up. Keep them together!! It's more important than ever because they're also identical twins. So, do the right thing. Give them both a home.

jpawmsu wrote:why do they even make twin size regular beds anymore let alone blowup ones.

horrible

For children.

jpawmsu wrote:why do they even make twin size regular beds anymore let alone blowup ones.

horrible

I need to be able to lie down at work, and a twin is the largest I can use. Others want them as guest beds, especially for kids, especially in tiny bedrooms.

sdbcmr wrote:

bah humbug Johnny!

fmcwoot wrote:Remember these are twins, which means you have to buy two. Don't break the twins up. Keep them together!! It's more important than ever because they're also identical twins. So, do the right thing.

Twins that stick together.. sounds Siamese to me.

tesla33 wrote:I need to be able to lie down at work

Hmmm, what kind of work do you do, exactly?? :P

Hmm I'm up late and checking in- it's still boring, no excitement at all in 2 days- Where are the monkeys, and the bags of crap? Why is anyone still hanging around?

lunastrixae wrote:Hmmm, what kind of work do you do, exactly?? :P

Many people lay lies down at work

sdbcmr wrote:Wow ... so let me understand. With this snot-flinging, spit-spraying, veins-bulging-in-the-neck Jeremiad, you're exhorting all the other Wooters to chill out?

Nice. I see what you're doing here. It's irony, right? Right?

my blood pressure is 112/67 so no.

WOOT GET TO THE Barrels of Crud

jpawmsu wrote:why do they even make twin size regular beds anymore let alone blowup ones.

Two words: Forever alone

(they're also great for kids)