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In honor of St. Patrick's day, here is (using all letters):
(please be kind, I'm a n00b and I've got 5 Guinnesses in me)
I Roarrrr & Pay (4) Vile Edible Meat
Thanks Magic Shake!
Since all companies will sooner or later merge, here is what the future holds
AN IBM ALTERED RiVERPOD PLAYER
SOLD THROUGH GWOOTGLE
Teri Riper Lovely Ape Barmaid
Every letter was used.
Original Images SOurce
Anagram: "Paypal a bedtime virile error."
wonderstew wrote:Overly Imperial Pirate Bread
Arrr! Now we know what Bluetooth, the most fearsome pirate on the Seven Seas eats for breakfast!!!
Superheroes who can't fly take the train:
Pompeii Lava Deterrer, by rail
(from four photos, this one primary)
And while I'm at it, if we turn one 'p' into a 'q':
I Married A Very Pirate Belloq
(again four photos, including Belloq)
New Guinea is the newest of Guineas. Be there or be square!
baltimore paper, air delivery
KMA2 wrote:baltimore paper, air delivery
As a Baltimore commuter, I can aver that the delivery is more likely by pidgeon...
sources: 1 2 3 4
Drearily variable prime poet (ANAGARAM)
I give you a perfect anagram.
Every letter used. No animals harmed in the creation of this image.
Sources of images:
You may remember him from such movies as "Bridge Over the iRiver Seine", and "Frenchie Goes To Hanoi"...
Every Letter Used
Letters used exactly!
I think Britney already has repaid him with enough embarassment...
Eerie, Portly April Bravemaid
And after a long hiatus...i have returned...
I'D EMPLOY A IRRETRIEVABLE RAP
Donald Trump's RAPprentice
Thanks to Woot! I just came up with an idea for my next book: Dire Vomit Blearily Reappear
O Dear! Blame prepare virility.
Coming soon, Bob Dole - Viagra joke
And various food pics
O Bread imperil? Pay retrieval!
Ebay: Rare Primitive Pear Doll!
(click for bigger image)
And no, it's not a real auction.
Ebay: Rare Primitive Pear Doll!
Watch it...you never know where it's been.
A evil arab trio primp ye, Dr. Eel.
hames wrote:THis is crazy! There are so many good ones! Each one makes me laugh. You guys are very creative.
And thanks to your "Reference Guide to Humor and Bodily Functions" from Contest #63:
Poop/fart = funny forever, no matter what
Pee pants = sometimes more sad than funny, but mostly funny.
Do uche = funny most of the time e.g., calling someone a "do uche bag" or "do uche truck". Not always funny if referring to the actual act of douching.
Periods/PMS = funny about 2% of the time. Mostly women can get away with these jokes and it usually involves tampons. Men can get away with these jokes if they enjoy celebacy.
I now feel fully confident that I can incorporate the proper body function into my contest entry for maximum comic effect, without inadvertently sentencing myself to a life of celibacy.
Thank you, hames!
Long time listener, first time caller...
Anagram: Beaver Ad: Impolitely Rear Rip?
bob777 wrote:iRiver Portable Media Player
Very Irritable arid People
This one deserves some kind of award, the holding of the woot page is genius
I love a Prime Rib Party leader.
Hey! I used all the letters!
I feel this way every year after St Patricks Day!
A shameless theft of mnementh's quality entry. Liver::River it's all the same to me!
I’m Lari, a riled pyro pet beaver.
(used every letter once)
forest fire- http://elsmar.com/pdf_files/Weird%20Pictures/Brush%20fire%20approaches%20house.jpg
human dam- http://www.dcs.st-and.ac.uk/~rd/remote/Dam.jpg
little fire- http://www.imissmydad.com/kevinanddrew/pics/episodes/leg4_Emliy%20torch.jpg
doggie tag- http://www.quintessentialpet.com/Teacup+Puppies+Gold+Charms.html
beaver dam- http://www.mccullagh.org/image/13/maroon-bells-beaver-dam.html
Some, but not all of the letters.
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