ReginaFilangee
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antipode wrote:For the cost of this you could get several pounds of flank steak and make a ton more of your own.
I've been using Alton Brown's method of strapping pleated furnace filters to a box fan for the drying process. It works great, and the filters are cheap and reusable.
It would taste better and be TONS healthier, too!
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I tried it, and thought it was wonderful for people who love fruit but hate jerky -- and have too much $$ in their pockets.
Seriously, it's soaked in flavoring, which is so intense that one cannot really detect any sense of meat.
We make pemmican at home the Indian way (berries, fat, shredded meat, dried & pressed). When it goes bad, it's a little like this jerky.
Not again....
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ReginaFilangee
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brucedoesbms wrote:Huh?...
I think that poster is referring to the fact (covered up, but fact nonetheless) that ingestion of corn syrup has the same chemical effects on the brain that cause an addictive type of euphoria, much like drugs, alcohol, tobacco, etc. It makes you (temporarily) feel good, then you go thru physical withdrawal and crave more...but it doesn't get you "drunk" (at least not in the same way.)
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ReginaFilangee
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One last thing....
@Kraveit: You might want to mention to your PR dept. that naming a food which contains physically addictive, dangerous ingredients "KRAVE" was probably not a very bright move if you want to move product.
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CowBear wrote:Who cares? You're their all-time best seller.

I'm just hanging out, really.
ReginaFilangee
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timefortag wrote:All I can say is THANK GOD for the community section on Woot. I read enough posts to steer clear of sticky overly sweet jerky.
I am new to woot, but glad I navigated to the community part and read feedback from those who have purchased this before.
Is there a way to pick my avatar ?
You'll find this to always be the case on all the Woot forums....people absolutely tell it like it is and pull no punches when it's a bad product, and you can trust the praise when it's a good one (with the occasional exception of during woot-off "killers.")
Reading before clicking has never failed me....sometimes tipping the scales to buy if I'm on the fence (and always happy I did based upon others' positive comments); sometimes preventing me from making an impulsive mistake. The mods are awesome in allowing frank feedback....even bad. That is VERY unlike most sites, which delete negative feedback on their own products. The Woot forums are more like an impartial review site in that regard. But a MUCH more fun group!!!!
Re your avatar: you can go to your profile by clicking on yourself (don't do that too much or you'll go blind!) and choosing from the set of unique avatar choices made available to you....and only you...by the Inglourious Woot gods. Or, you can upload your own.
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ReginaFilangee
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k3lit0 wrote:Aside from the last one, these would make a good low-carb snack.
I hope that was said tongue-in-cheek, as ALL of these are very HIGH-carb snacks, and contain especially bad carbs to boot. These would never be appropriate for any part of a low-carb approach to dietary lifestyle.
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ReginaFilangee
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therealjrn wrote:You could say we're sweet as corn syrup but as genuine as comb honey...the forums are where it's at! 
Yes, I think y'all are just as sweet as KRAVE jerky....with their high amounts of regular (refined white) sugar, brown sugar, corn syrup, corn syrup solids, modified corn starch, maltodextrin, and even evaporated cane juice. =P
(Although, that last one's not half bad, especially as low on the list as it is.)
But at least y'all are sweet in a GOOD way!
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ReginaFilangee
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jasonking0351 wrote:My teenage daughter who is diabetic loves these because the low carb content.
My grandfather with high blood pressure had better stay away from these with the sodium levels listed!
http://www.kravejerky.com/nutrition.htm
I just noticed your comment....
I fervently hope and pray that you are not allowing your DIABETIC daughter to eat these!!!! If so, you both need some serious review on what constitutes "low-carb" in general, and ESPECIALLY for diabetics. ONE BITE of these has enough sugar (in various forms) to send her glucose and insulin levels into a whirlwind.
What you want to let her snack on is PLAIN jerky.....meat, slight spices.
In case I wasn't clear (I have an advanced medical degree with tons of nutritional biochemistry background, btw): DIABETIC PEOPLE CANNOT EAT THESE!!!!....EVER!!!!.....Not even "occasionally" or "just a bite." (And if you eat them on a regular basis, don't be surprised if you quickly gain weight and/or become diabetic yourself.)
Sorry to harp on this but it really burns my hide that foods are produced with so much of really BAD TYPES of sugar to start with, then they try to "hide" the actual amount included by dividing it up into different parts on the ingredient list in order to avoid having to list it as the FIRST ingredient!!!!
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ReginaFilangee
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markinca wrote:....episode of 'Seinfeld' where Elaine tries to donate muffin bottoms to a food shelter and they don't want them.
"They're just STUMPS!"--Rebecca De Mornay
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ReginaFilangee
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Interesting (related) tidbit...
The early morning news just mentioned that today is (in addition to Pi day as everyone is already aware): Registered Dietician's Day.
Although I am not one myself, I thought that was somewhat ironic for today's woot thread topic.
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