ggrote wrote:So ... all joking aside ... no, really ... who buys a dozen golf balls without ever having tried them? I can see maybe buying a sleeve to hand around the Saturday morning foursome for laughs ...

Saturday morning? They should explode. Sadly, they don't.

DaveInSoCal wrote:Are these LPGA giggety approved?

Nice.

kippyj wrote:Saturday morning? They should explode. Sadly, they don't.

But do they at least turn blue if they haven't been used in a while?

ggrote wrote:So ... all joking aside ... no, really ... who buys a dozen golf balls without ever having tried them? I can see maybe buying a sleeve to hand around the Saturday morning foursome for laughs ...

I took a case of these on a golf trip with my buddies for a gag. They played just as well as my Titilest. Just a little less bite on the green. They hit really long.

localfitch wrote:I'm missing the joke/reference as well...

Perhaps you're not right-brained, or just don't appreciate redhead? I have no clue why you didn't get it. Try to keep up? ;)

The logo looks like a pair of sweaty seat cushions.

do they shrivel up when they are hit into the nearest lake?

For the love of god, get your schwetty balls out of our faces!

ggrote wrote:But do they at least turn blue if they haven't been used in a while?

Since I'm a girl, I wouldn't know the answer. Since I'm smarter than your average bear, I absolutely know they won't turn blue.

In for 3...what no flesh color?

Come on.......who doesn't want a box of these? I bought a box for my bf so he can keep a few on his desk at work just so he can say "Stop touching my Schwetty Balls!"

dpostman wrote:do they shrivel up when they are hit into the nearest lake?

my brain is shriveling up from this woot-off

johnsoncsp wrote:In for 3...what no flesh color?

'Course not...how would you find the shanks?

kippyj wrote:Since I'm a girl, I wouldn't know the answer. Since I'm smarter than your average bear, I absolutely know they won't turn blue.

Ah, but you're a redhead, so you can't fool me on the first one ... but nice try ... I'll play along just to be polite ...

shanteuse wrote:my brain is shriveling up from this woot-off

I would love to call you "Chantuese," but since we've never met and you chose an "S," are you at least one of the goddesses on this forum?

foureverlost22 wrote:Come on.......who doesn't want a box of these? I bought a box for my bf so he can keep a few on his desk at work just so he can say "Stop touching my Schwetty Balls!"

Then again, he should ask you to blow on his schwetty balls for luck before playing with them.

These are great balls! in for 3!

Ok, I'm getting out tonight while I still can.

I got a GPS, and anything else will have to wait until I awake in the morning.

ThunderThighs wrote:Yep, canceled due to the woot-off.

So TT do you work for woot!? I am understanding that you know what they woot! item will be for the following day....so you are an insider..

jaburg wrote:Then again, he should ask you to blow on his schwetty balls for luck before playing with them.

Be careful what you say here. I'm not a mod, but I would consider banning you for that comment.

The point is to either comment on the product, or make witty banter without actually offending anyone.

OK... who left Beavis and Butthead in charge of naming this product!

I went with the Johnson & Johnson Talc's and it made my schwetty's obsolete.