inkycatz wrote:Here's the link for those!

I've got to find one of those monkey rockers for my son.

Oh and 5.4lbs of goodness waiting at home.

I have received my 6.7lb Blog on Croutons.
It contained:
1) Non-descript black duffel bag - loose
1) Barbie Baywatch children's backpack - New
1) Bug Zapper Raquet - New
2) Small Back to the Future/Tardis T's - I wear large..
1) Phillips DVD player accessory kit containing an instruction manual, A/V cables, and remote - new
1) Lock & Lock set, with 1 large and 2 small containers - new
46) Fuji AA batteries - loose
7) Fuji AAA batteries - loose

Holy Crap!

crickee wrote:Sounds like you only got 2 items.

I sent an email...

Anorion wrote:Sir, we are a scaffolding down!

what do you mean?

Arrived today. Decent Haul

2 - Primula Flowering Teas. Tea - Earl Grey Hot
1 - IGo auto power adapter (power tips not included)
1 - smallish duffel bag
1 - small t-shirt (1-Up)
1 - Baywatch Barbie Backpack
1 - Cars 2 World Tour Play a Sound thingy
1 - Open Box Mustek Portable DVD Player

Note that DVD player was missing parts. No car power adapter and video cables. AC adapter was included.

Plug in, power up insert DVD. Great it works! Not so fast - no sound. Oh Carp. Turn off. Browse manual. Hmm. Turn on again. Play with audio settings. Start DVD. Great picture and sound!

I could have really used this last year when the tornado outbreak caused me to lose power for a week. Not that I'm complaining, many people had much worse problems.

6.5-pounder arrived this afternoon.

1 bag (small, lightweight, black)
1 calendar (woot!, 2012)
1 sprinkler (lawn,pop-up/pop-down)
1 shirt (T, gold, XL, Fruit of the Loom)
1 model kit (Revell, SnapTite, Star Wars, Tie
Interceptor)
60 batteries (AAA, Fuji, extra long life)
1 blanket (pet, blue, 33"x38", 100% polyester)
1 dartpad (spitball)
2 lights (mini, press 'n')

Not outstanding crap, but neither is it crappy crap. A good quantity of rather garden-variety crap. Crap honestly come by. I am not displeased.

Ohhhh.... Ahhh.... lots of great hauls in here.

I'm super excited to get em first ever Colonel crap! the consistent 1lb placement weight is even more enticing

Well, I received my 7 lb Bunnies Ogling Carrots today, and when I saw the weight and all of the other comments, I was more than excited, until I opened the very well damaged box.

1 Screaming monkey with woot! cape
1 plain blue duffel bag
1 plain tan t-shirt - size 3x
1 very used and broken with most of the stickers missing John Deere - Tot Tractor

Honestly, this has to be the most disappointing Bunnies Ogling Carrots I have ever seen from Woot.

Sure hope they do better next time. That is if they are able to keep the servers unclogged long enough for orders to process all the way through and not just sit there only to receive an error page... Again.

my first 18.7 lbs Barrel of Crops wasnt what I expected. Truth be told, a little disappointed after reading everyone elses posts

1x Skill Ratching T-handle set, 52 piece that is missing half the bits.
1x 77 piece stainless steel flatware set
1x Batman helicopter
1x Shirt "Rainbows are illiterate" in Ladies L size
1x generic bag

absoluttalent wrote:my first 18.7 lbs Barrel of Crops wasnt what I expected. Truth be told, a little disappointed after reading everyone elses posts

Disappointed? That seems like some prime crap right there to me. Some people didn't even get all three of their items...if I paid $3 plus $5 for shipping and got your Bunnies Ogling Carrots in the mail I would be extremely excited!

absoluttalent wrote:my first 18.7 lbs Barrel of Crops wasnt what I expected. Truth be told, a little disappointed after reading everyone elses posts

1x Skill Ratching T-handle set, 52 piece that is missing half the bits.
1x 77 piece stainless steel flatware set
1x Batman helicopter
1x Shirt "Rainbows are illiterate" in Ladies L size
1x generic bag

Wonder what sordid things Woot did with those missing bits. O.o

absoluttalent wrote:my first 18.7 lbs Barrel of Crops wasnt what I expected. Truth be told, a little disappointed after reading everyone elses posts

1x Skill Ratching T-handle set, 52 piece that is missing half the bits.
1x 77 piece stainless steel flatware set
1x Batman helicopter
1x Shirt "Rainbows are illiterate" in Ladies L size
1x generic bag

Yeah sorry, I have to disagree...that is a great crap!

wyk3d wrote:Wonder what sordid things Woot did with those missing bits. O.o

I don't want to know.

absoluttalent wrote:my first 18.7 lbs Barrel of Crops wasnt what I expected. Truth be told, a little disappointed after reading everyone elses posts

1x Skill Ratching T-handle set, 52 piece that is missing half the bits.
1x 77 piece stainless steel flatware set
1x Batman helicopter
1x Shirt "Rainbows are illiterate" in Ladies L size
1x generic bag

In fact, you did quite well. Those who got really crappy crap will likely go "meh" and not bother to even post. I think you're very good with the flatware alone. And you can get a set of bits for your T-handle for almost free if you keep your eyes open.

My San Antonio first Bunnies Ogling Carrots ever.

First wave Bunnies Ogling Carrots 6.2 lbs 16x12x10.5 delivered 4/3/12.

Item 1: Thermos Roho 24-Ounce Hydration Bottle two pack with push button sip lid- Silver design on black with tree, roots and birds.

Item 2: Pop up lawn sprinkler.

Item 3: Mens small "Ugly Christmas Sweater 2011" t-shirt.

Item 4: Nascar coloring board.

Item 5: Blue pet blanket with black paw prints.

Item 6: Dingo meat in the middle mini rawhide bones, 21 bone value pack.

Item 7: Dingo meat in the middle small rawhide bones, 6 bone value pack.

Black duffle bag.

How did yall know us so well? We have a hard time with bones as our English bulldogs eat bones too large for our mini dachshund. But you gave me both sizes! The dogs can share the new blanket. The thermos bottles are perfect for Texas tubing this summer- they dont let us take glass on the river. And now Zeus, my youngest bulldog, can wear a matching Ugly Christmas sweater t-shirt during Christmas when we go walking! Sprinkler and Nascar will go right in the gift closet for someone who needs it to enjoy. (We already have a sprinkler system installed in the yard.)



Well done all woot staffers! From the people finding the stuff, message board moderators, packers, shippers, everyone who puts up with our crap so you can send us yours. I thank you for all your hard work.

• 1x black duffel bag
  
• 1x medium ladies scarecrow halloween shirt
  
• 1x footflush
  
• 1x pop=up sprinkler
  
• 1x blue pet blanket
  
• 1x Dale Jr Nascar Speed Board
  
• 5x various sized lock & lock containers
  
• 1x partial? set of Oneida silverware (3 big spoons, 2 little, 3 big forks, 2 little, 3 butter knives)
  
• 1x set of weird metal things that I have no clue what they do, see below and advise
  

My bag came 2 days early! Whooo hoooo!

I had the 1lb placeholder and no clue of the box size. But, inside was....

1 x Black Gym Bag ($5?)
1 x Ladies Woot Illiterate Rainbow T-shirt ($10)
1 x Duracell Instant USB Charger ($30)
1 x Prospera Electronic Pulse Massager (List Price: $99.95 on Amazon)
1 x Edgeware 50015 Mandoline Elite Slicer (List Price: $179 on Amazon)

For a total of approximately $325 worth of crap! Thanks for the random awesomeness Woot!!!!


I'll add a pic in just a bit.

So Fedex decided to send my package to Houston, while I live in Austin. If you aren't Familiar with Texas...



So...Yeah. Should be getting mine Saturday according to the tracker...

I'm guessing they had a whole room full of pop-up sprinklers this time around, lol.

Since you have only one Woot! and that being a bag. Let me reference 2 of the commandments for you.

THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS v4.0

I. Thou shalt expect nothing beyond ONE bag of some kind and THREE crappy items.

III. Thou shalt notice that “crap” is right there in the title. Thou shalt not complain when it turns out we were telling the truth.

Also I have seen far worse offenders (mainly those with only 2 crap items such as a t-shirt and a lip gloss), which is why Colonel Crap stepped in and from what I've seen so far has been a breath of fresh manure compared to the past few.

My last bag was actually the following:
1.9 lb box

1. brown washcloth
2. "Diva Darling" microfiber headband
3. pink flower bag
4. 2 donut lipglosses
5. 1 small projector screen

beckas wrote:Well, I received my 7 lb Bunnies Ogling Carrots today, and when I saw the weight and all of the other comments, I was more than excited, until I opened the very well damaged box.

1 Screaming monkey with woot! cape
1 plain blue duffel bag
1 plain tan t-shirt - size 3x
1 very used and broken with most of the stickers missing John Deere - Tot Tractor

Honestly, this has to be the most disappointing Bunnies Ogling Carrots I have ever seen from Woot.

Sure hope they do better next time. That is if they are able to keep the servers unclogged long enough for orders to process all the way through and not just sit there only to receive an error page... Again.

[quote postid="4942939" user="absoluttalent"]my first 18.7 lbs Barrel of Crops wasnt what I expected. Truth be told, a little disappointed after reading everyone elses posts

1x Skill Ratching T-handle set, 52 piece that is missing half the bits.
1x 77 piece stainless steel flatware set
1x Batman helicopter
1x Shirt "Rainbows are illiterate" in Ladies L size
1x generic bag
----------------

Lets compare your $8 investment with just one of your items- That stainless steel Reed & Barton flatware set was 59.99 plus $5 shipping. So not even counting any of your other items, you were already ahead of the game by $56.99. How is that possibly disappointing?

I find your disappointment disappointing!

http://deals.woot.com/deals/details/58869bb0-cccd-4b6f-a969-8d82e7380ae8/reed-barton-concannon-77-piece-flatware-set

edit to add more proof how insane you are to be disappointed: USED on amazon $159. plus $6.49 shipping!
http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B0011UB9JE/ref=dp_olp_used?ie=UTF8&condition=used

maui wrote:In fact, you did quite well. Those who got really crappy crap will likely go "meh" and not bother to even post. I think you're very good with the flatware alone. And you can get a set of bits for your T-handle for almost free if you keep your eyes open.

I second that notion. The flatware is worth it alone. I'd be stoked if all I got was the flatware, a bag, and 2 generic squishy balls... hmm. sounds like a different bag I got minus the flatware and insert usb guarddog. Also could be worse, I am sure the missing bits are sprinkled around in someone else's bag. Kinda like the random ac adapter I received once in a bag.

Got 2012 Sports Illustrated swimsuit calendar in mine! Do the rest of the items even matter?

And the results are:

1 pop-up sprinkler
2 dog shirts
1 manicure set
1 XL maroon t-shirt
2 Woot calendars
1 pair ez sox
1 fifteen puzzle game
1 black bag

Got mine:

1 Garmin nuvi 1300 navigation unit
1 Black duffle bag
1 Pet blanket
1 XL burgundy t-shirt
3 Jeff Gordon coloring pages
1 popup sprinkler
1 2-pack of tap lights

Just opened my Bunnies Ogling Carrots and took a pic.



Contents:
One pet blanket - standard issue blue
One pop-up lawn sprinkler - standard issue
One black bag with strap - field issue
One medium woot shirt, halloween dress issue
One NASCAR artwork - Officer Training Class
One vase grinder - Mess duty
One silver faux-leather large handbag with hand-drawn question mark and little light rays around it, and plenty of room for your things - Evening Dress Issue

not a bad haul...

bangsnap wrote:Got mine:

1 Garmin nuvi 1300 navigation unit
1 Black duffle bag
1 Pet blanket
1 XL burgundy t-shirt
3 Jeff Gordon coloring pages
1 popup sprinkler
1 2-pack of tap lights

Jealous of your Garmin. Ill trade you a Nascar color board for it. Looks like you have one missing to make your set of 4 complete!

Basket of Caramels arrived today! Made my first ever youtube unboxing video for your viewing pleasurefulness. The volume might be a little low, but at least the camera's terrible!

http://youtu.be/Ia1-JWAgPCs

Items received:

1 x black duffel bag
2 x buckyballs (pink & blue)
1 x Big Book of Bucky (awesome)
1 x Pet Blanket
1 x set of over the door hooks
3 x lock & lock containers (various sizes)
1 x Def Leppard earbuds (WOOHOO)
1 x Pop up pop down lawn sprinkler
1 x 1-Up shirt (Womens M, brown)

Value = Priceless!

Thanks Woot! Once again this was a lot of fun!

imjoshsizemore wrote:Got 2012 Sports Illustrated swimsuit calendar in mine! Do the rest of the items even matter?

If you're good, we're good. ;) (but curious!)

Congrats all

What is this? Anyone?

whirly22 wrote:So Fedex decided to send my package to Houston, while I live in Austin. If you aren't Familiar with Texas...

(Maps!)

So...Yeah. Should be getting mine Saturday according to the tracker...

Mine arrived today, in Austin - containing an Aggie-colored t-shirt. Those jokers at Woot! must certainly know I'd be risking life and limb if I wore that shirt in public...

LLovely wrote:My bag came 2 days early! Whooo hoooo!

I had the 1lb placeholder and no clue of the box size. But, inside was....

1 x Black Gym Bag ($5?)
1 x Ladies Woot Illiterate Rainbow T-shirt ($10)
1 x Duracell Instant USB Charger ($30)
1 x Prospera Electronic Pulse Massager (List Price: $99.95 on Amazon)
1 x Edgeware 50015 Mandoline Elite Slicer (List Price: $179 on Amazon)

For a total of approximately $325 worth of crap! Thanks for the random awesomeness Woot!!!!


I'll add a pic in just a bit.

The Mandoline slicer is very nice!

My package was significantly heavier than 1 pound.

Here is what I got:
2 hanger things
1 pulse massage thing
1 telescope, looks new/refurbished and has I think all the parts (amazon sells it for about $300-400)
1 Duracall battery charger
1 bag

And of course, the picture

Sorry about the link, Woot won't let me put a picture

Attention Woot mods: If you can convert that link to an actual picture instead of a link that would be great.

bangsnap wrote:Got mine:
1 Garmin nuvi 1300 navigation unit

Nice! You got lucky on that one

maui wrote:6.5-pounder arrived this afternoon.

1 bag (small, lightweight, black)
1 calendar (woot!, 2012)
1 sprinkler (lawn,pop-up/pop-down)
1 shirt (T, gold, XL, Fruit of the Loom)
1 model kit (Revell, SnapTite, Star Wars, Tie
Interceptor)
60 batteries (AAA, Fuji, extra long life)
1 blanket (pet, blue, 33"x38", 100% polyester)
1 dartpad (spitball)
2 lights (mini, press 'n')

Not outstanding crap, but neither is it crappy crap. A good quantity of rather garden-variety crap. Crap honestly come by. I am not displeased.

I would dig a sprinkler, that is cool and different

hackman2007 wrote:My package was significantly heavier than 1 pound.

Here is what I got:
2 hanger things
1 pulse massage thing
1 telescope (amazon sells it for about $300-400)
1 Duracall battery charger
1 bag

And of course, the picture

Sorry about the link, Woot won't let me put a picture

Awesome haul! The hangers look fun too!

Got my 7.2lb crap today:
1x popup sprinkler
1x bug zapper racket
1x kids dinnerware designer
1x Instant Fisherman Portable Fishing Kit
1x pet blanket
1x over the door hooks
1x XL blue/green t-shirt
1x S car crashing into police public car box shirt

Will have to find someone to give teh small shirt to lol.

Yay! Got my 11.7 lbs Barrel of Crops one day early. Here's what I got...

1 - 2XL Plain green T-Shirt
1 - Snuggie, cloud print
1 - Bug Zapper Racquet
1 - The Golf Quotation Book
1 - The Hedgehog - An Owner's Guide to A Happy Healthy Pet
1 - Wildthings DVD (used)
1 - Heart Breakers DVD (used)
1 - White Christmas DVD (new)
1 - Black Duffel Bag
2 - Screaming Woot Superfly Monkeys
...and the best for last
1 - Razor Ripstik SkateBoard - Blue

Not bad at all for my first haul. Truly a box of crap and truly AWESOME all at the same time!!!