Dunnski wrote:Best Bunnies Ogling Carrots ever!

5.4 lbs (although it sure felt like more).

1 Black generic duffel bag (perfect for carrying generic duffels)
1 Baywatch Barbie backpack (cheap does not begin to describe it)
1 Red bug zapper racquet
1 Value-Sized bag of Dingo dog snacks (with meat in the middle!)
1 Star Wars Snap-Tite model kit (I didn't know they still made models)
2 Back to the Future/Dr. Who t-shirts (both size small, willing to trade)

and the really good stuff...
1 Altec Lansing MuzX earphones
1 ableplanet Clear Voice Linx Microphone
1 ableplanet Extreme Noise Cancelling Headphones
---all appear to be brand new in the box.

Thanks Woot!

Great load for only 5+lbs.

Bag o' Crap received!

COntents:

1) Small general purpose nylon duffle-type bag.
2) Couple of over-the-door hooks
3) Dale Earnhardt drawing thingie
4) "Zombie Bait" black t-shirt, which would be awesome if it was not size Small.
5) Big item, some sort of Go, Baby, Go Bounce and Spin Zebra toy, clearly refurbed as the box is all taped up. So taped up in fact that I opened it in the hopes that some other crap was lurking within.

All in all, nothing of use to me as I have 3 small kids (so which one gets the shirt?) all too old for the rider toy. But I have a small nephew who can probably use it.

MrJazz wrote:Now see, to me that's a quality post!

LOL, I missed that post. Quality to me too. I want to see the video when that's constructed. Please leave the guy on the pot out when taping. :-)

Got mine today...

1 blue duffle bag
1 broken electric drum kit
2 women's large "Cake or Death" shirts

Does that count as 3 "craps" or only 2?

Now THIS is like the sweet craps of yore!

In my 5 pound box:

1 pet blanket
1 pop-up sprinkler
1 Dale Jr. fuzzy coloring thing
1 XL plain black tee
1 black duffel bag
1 i-FlyHeli Infrared Helicoper

AND

1 FLIP VIDEO MINO HD CAMERA!!! And it works!

THANKS, GODS OF WOOT!!!

acdawg07 wrote:1 x Refurbished webcam

And it works so well!



(It really does work after some adjustments. I just thought this was funny.)

One day early!

4.7 lbs - 13.7x10.5x8.6

1 - My First Baking Set (my nephew's birthday is in two weeks, how's that for timing?)
1 - Small black duffel
1 - Pet blanket (=happy Dax)
1 - 25' tape measure (metric and SAE)
1 - XL brown tee shirt
1 - FUN FOOT FLUSH!!!!

Thank you your Wootinence!

Got my Bucket o Chicken today

1x black duffle bag
1x barbie backpack
1x red racquet bug zapper
1x baby toy
1x Dr. Who/Back to the Future womens small
1x Zombie Bait womens small
1x laptop fan cooler

All in all it made my daughter happy to get the shirts and the laptop cooler and she's running around looking for bugs to smack. Thanks Woot!

6.1 pounds of Crap have arrived!

1 Duffle Bag, black
1 Baywatch Barbie backpack, very very pink
1 Woot.Shirt, "When Life Sucks" Size WS
1 Bug Zapper Racquet, electrical
1 Home Presence Reusable Stainless Steel Thermal Container, with green serving bowl cap and cute folding spoon
2 Primula Tea, Earl Grey, Flowering
1 iGo in-car charger, tipless
1 Beacon GPS Tracking System

Thanks Woot!

Hmm, that last item would probably be more useful if it was a BACON Tracking System. Mmmmmm..bacon...

The horn of plenty issued forth my crap...

1. "He’ll Probably Be Okay" woot tee (size small) x1
2. bug zapper racquet x2
3. Lock & Lock Living Box, fabric storage box (with broken zipper) x1
4. black retro duffel bag with spare shoulder strap x1

inkycatz wrote:

lunadust12 wrote:
Received
0x Tornadoes


Usually I'd wait for someone to go 'too soon' but that was funny.

Would you say that you were "blown away" by that joke?

jon98gn wrote:Would you say that you were "blown away" by that joke?

Too soon. Haha

My best Bag of Crap so far just arrived!

6.1 lbs
16 in x 12.5 in x 10.6 in

1x Duffle Bag
2x Small Shirt.Woot Shirts
1x Bug Zapper Racquet
1x Heated Throw
1x Sports Illustrated 2012 Swimsuit Calendar
1x i-FLY HELI 3.5CH iPhone/Android controlled helicopter

Sadly I'll have to give away the small shirts, but great regardless. Thanks Woot!

Oh, man. My 17.3 pounds of Bucket of Carps arrived, and ain't no carp in it at all. A real haul:

77-piece Reed & Barton Everyday Concannon stainless steel flatware service for 12 plus 12 bonus steak knives ($149.99 list);

Rabbit fliptop cocktail shaker ($29.99 list);

black duffle bag (don't know the cost);

ladies large t-shirt with the seal of University Wikipedius ($15.00; I already have one in my size because I loved the shirt);

Humvee monofold compact binocular (monocular?), don't know the price.

I'm one happy camper.

dpickles wrote:Got mine today...

1 blue duffle bag
1 broken electric drum kit
2 women's large "Cake or Death" shirts

Does that count as 3 "craps" or only 2?

Unfortunately the consensus that it's 3 craps.

dpickles wrote:Got mine today...

1 blue duffle bag
1 broken electric drum kit
2 women's large "Cake or Death" shirts

Does that count as 3 "craps" or only 2?

Yep, 3 craps... I had 2 shirts in my last crap and Customer Service stated they were separate.

I ordered a beer brewing kit and a Bunnies Ogling Carrots, both set to arrive on the 7th. Not sure which I'm more excited about?

Snuck out of work a little early and found my crap sitting at the front door! My 4.9 lb box contained...

1x black duffel bag
1x plain red shirt (size 4X)
1x red bug zapper racquet (red bugs BEWARE!!)
1x screaming monkey with mask and black cape
1x Lil Wayne ear buds
1x Kelty versatile chair

Not bad crap!

rude1979us wrote:I ordered a beer brewing kit and a Bunnies Ogling Carrots, both set to arrive on the 7th. Not sure which I'm more excited about?

I'd be more excited for the beer brewing kit because either way the day will get better and better as you drink =)

1 carefree carebear t-shirt
1 baywatch barbie backpack
2 stainless steel water bottles
1 earl grey tea bags
1 universal car charger
1 led flexible reader light
1 steak knife set
1 duffel bag

Thank you Woot :-)

kipin wrote:



Holy crap balls this was an amazing AMAZING Barrel of Crops!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have to know if that thing works o.O

Just got my 9.9 lbs. of crap and I'm thrilled. No big ticket items but the biggest box I've ever gotten!

1 - Black Gym Bag
1 - BASE4 Mini Press 'n' Light - 2pk
1 - BASE4 Pet Blanket
1 - Brown Jerzees Blank T-shirt - Men's XL
2 - Jimmy Johnson Coloring Boards
2 - Dale Jr. Coloring Boards
2 - Hometrends Riptide Candle Holders
1 - Pop-up/Pop-down Lawn Sprinkler
1 - Dream Spa Handheld Shower Head


Awesome stuff! Thanks Woot!

Jertyrael wrote:I'd be more excited for the beer brewing kit because either way the day will get better and better as you drink =)

Well it isn't instant beer, from what I hear you have to wait to make it all do.. beer magic things and drinkable.

Still, that's a tough call. I'm going to go with the Bunnies Ogling Carrots because of the surprise factor.

Here is my 35lb haul

2- small shirts
1- herb garden
8- 20 pack of blooming tea flowers
1- bluetooth hands free set with headphone option
1- Energizer charge as you go
1- Flower bag

and finally

1- Slumberjack emergency cot! Tried it out and fairly comfy. Overall great Bunnies Ogling Carrots

Thanks Woot!!!!

So, my fiancee's and mine were supposed to be delivered tomorrow and they got pushed back to Friday yesterday. I checked the tracking today and saw that they were at the post office, so we stopped over and picked them up early!

My 4.2 pounder contained:

1x - Pop-up/Pop-down sprinkler
1x - Black generic duffel bag
1x - My First Baking Set
1x - XL Plain yellow Best T-shirt
1x - 2pk Mini Press lights
13x - AA Fuji Batteries, all freestyling in the box

and...

1x - 2012 Woot! Calendar



My fiancee's 5.3 pounder contained:

1x - Black Generic Duffel Bag
1x - Baywatch Barbie Bookbag (she was soooo thrilled about this one....)
1x - Bug Zapper Racket (Red)
1x - 20 AAA Fuji Batteries w/ busted pack and 5 were freestyling
1x - Phillips Avent Microwave Steam Sterilizer for baby bottles (25.85 on Amazon right now)
1x - He'll Probably Be OK T-shirt, ladies small
1x - Detecting A Class 5 Fruit Event Incoming T-Shirt, ladies small



And 2 boxes for our 3 cats, they can fight over them.

Even though we don't have any kids, the bottle sterilizer may come in handy in the future.

And she looks very fine in the shirts that are too small for her ;)

All-in-all, a pretty good haul!

inkycatz wrote:Well it isn't instant beer, from what I hear you have to wait to make it all do.. beer magic things and drinkable.

Still, that's a tough call. I'm going to go with the Bunnies Ogling Carrots because of the surprise factor.

I bought one of the beer brewing kits a while back and I'm a few days away from trying my first batch. Honesty, the level of anticipation (and impatience) does actually rival waiting for a Bunnies Ogling Carrots

Mmmm... beer.

jon98gn wrote:Would you say that you were "blown away" by that joke?

LOL

Has anyone with the prime number order number chimed in yet?

Just got my first ever basket O'Carps (5.4 lbs)

1 - generic black duffel
1 - blue bug zapper racket
1 - 2012 swimsuit calendar (wife was less than excited)
2 - men's small anthropomorphized caffeine with stats shirt
1 - plastic water bottle with built in filter
1 - d-link wireless-n usb adapter
1 - 14 piece Core(tm) bamboo cooking utensil set

I'm quite happy with it, and judging by the comments everyone seems to be pretty content. I had heard the Bunnies Ogling Carrots had gone down in greatness recently, so is this par for the course or are they getting better again?

Thanks Woot Staff, I hope you went Office Space on the copywriter-bot ;)

BladeBeam wrote:So, my fiancee's and mine were supposed to be delivered tomorrow and they got pushed back to Friday yesterday. I checked the tracking today and saw that they were at the post office, so we stopped over and picked them up early!

My 4.2 pounder contained:

1x - Pop-up/Pop-down sprinkler
1x - Black generic duffel bag
1x - My First Baking Set
1x - XL Plain yellow Best T-shirt
1x - 2pk Mini Press lights
13x - AA Fuji Batteries, all freestyling in the box

and...

1x - 2012 Woot! Calendar



My fiancee's 5.3 pounder contained:

1x - Black Generic Duffel Bag
1x - Baywatch Barbie Bookbag (she was soooo thrilled about this one....)
1x - Bug Zapper Racket (Red)
1x - 20 AAA Fuji Batteries w/ busted pack and 5 were freestyling
1x - Phillips Avent Microwave Steam Sterilizer for baby bottles (25.85 on Amazon right now)
1x - He'll Probably Be OK T-shirt, ladies small
1x - Detecting A Class 5 Fruit Event Incoming T-Shirt, ladies small



And 2 boxes for our 3 cats, they can fight over them.

Even though we don't have any kids, the bottle sterilizer may come in handy in the future.

And she looks very fine the shirts that are too small for her ;)

All-in-all, a pretty good haul!

Steam sterilizer is fantastic, but will melt the nose suction bulbs as my wife found out. Probably obvious, but the hospital grade ones are hard to replace.

17lbs =

1 x Flatware set 77 pieces WITH bonus steak knives!!

1 x Ladies S rainbows are illiterate T

1 x Flowery wine sack

1 x Ranger set humvee tactical LED/monocular/compass

1 x Someones random used HP keyboard complete with dead skin flakes and random bits of dust. It would also appear that someone ate at their keyboard...

got mine today
7.8 lbs

1 bug zapper racquet
1 black duffel bag (with holes cut into each side, probably from someone slicing open the packaging)
2 it came out of no where shirts, size small (they fit me, I'm slim)
about 2 dozen loose aa batteries
1 pink baywatch barbie backpack.
a two camera baby monitoring system, looked new in box - tested it out works great! (googled to be worth nearly $250!!) I don't have or want any babies but wow, quite a haul for my first Barrel of Crops! worth the 2.5 years of trying!

oh, also got a remote and owners manual for a dvd player (no player itself)
and a tivo remote (also useless to me)

thanks woot!!!

eghazali wrote:Steam sterilizer is fantastic, but will melt the nose suction bulbs as my wife found out. Probably obvious, but the hospital grade ones are hard to replace.

I'm a medical student, I think I can find a way to some hospital grade ones

bill7718 wrote:Just a word of advice:

When you get your Electronic Bug Zapper Racquet and put the batteries in it then tape the broken battery cover on and press the button and it doesn't make any noise or sounds and you think the damn thing is broken or doesn't work; go ahead and touch the bug zapper part just to make sure it is broke.

That way you can be like me and scream OUCH MF GD SOB MF THAT HURT and have your finger throb for 3 hours and be numb for 2 more. Not to mention have the whole office laugh at you until they cry.

Just some friendly advice.

haha, i've done that before just to see how it feels... definitely gives you a jolt. :P

I got mine today:
5.5lb 16.0x12.2x10.6(1.2 ft³)

1 black gym bag
1 green Cynergreen aluminium bottle
1 pop-up sprinkler
1 pet blanket
1 Basecamp carton
1 clonewars calendar
1 It Came Out Of Nowhere Small Shirt



I can use everything in this one. The small shirt I will make into a pillow, several of the others I can use while camping, and I need a way to easily water my garden this year.


This was from the 8pm EST grouping

spacemart wrote:got mine today
7.8 lbs

1 bug zapper racquet
1 black duffel bag (with holes cut into each side, probably from someone slicing open the packaging)
2 it came out of no where shirts, size small (they fit me, I'm slim)
about 2 dozen loose aa batteries
1 pink baywatch barbie backpack.
a two camera baby monitoring system, looked new in box - tested it out works great! (googled to be worth nearly $250!!) I don't have or want any babies but wow, quite a haul for my first Barrel of Crops! worth the 2.5 years of trying!

oh, also got a remote and owners manual for a dvd player (no player itself)
and a tivo remote (also useless to me)

thanks woot!!!

Standard TiVo remote or the fancy slide out keyboard one?

RV617 wrote:I bought one of the beer brewing kits a while back and I'm a few days away from trying my first batch. Honesty, the level of anticipation (and impatience) does actually rival waiting for a Bunnies Ogling Carrots

Mmmm... beer.

I'm waiting for agingdragqueen to perfect the technique and convince me I need one with a bottle of homebrewed stuff. :D

Holy Bushel of Corn Batman!

8X Bags of Texas Air
1X 77 piece flatware set
1X Red duffel bag
1X Universal car charger
1X Skil ratcheting set (All the pieces are included!)
1X Flying RC Batman (Currently charging)
1X Blue Rainbow shirt (Ladies large)

First ever Bunnies Ogling Carrots 6.3 pounder included...

1x gym bag
2x Primula Flowering Teas 12pk ($14.99 ea)
1x Baywatch Barbie backpack ($24.99)
1x The Polyphonics Spree CD ($14.85)
1x Bug Zapper Raquet ($5.99)
1x Samsung Phone Charger ($4.99)
1x Pirate (space)ship Woot Shirt size WS ($12)
1x 3 pk Skil Hard Case Tool Set ($9.99)

I must have gotten some good crap as Smartpost has been playing with it since 4/1. I hope they decide to part with it at some point.