RV617


quality posts: 3 Private Messages RV617
zilonox wrote:Sweet! This got me my first quality post! Dare I say that's even MORE exciting than a Burnished Onion Chopper?



A well-deserved quality post. Those darn squiggly things had me stumped.

jeffwarn


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jeffwarn

Got mine yesterday.

1 x Blank Tee
1 x Dog Blanket (which is great, was looking for a new one)
1 x Dale Color Board
1 x Black Bag (I think everyone got one of these?)
1 x Foot Flush (another popular item)

and the crown jewel:

1 x Turtle Beach X41 Wireless headset! ( discontinued item, but still not bad!! )

dollarmtn


quality posts: 2 Private Messages dollarmtn

#1 pound box never updated with the correct weight was just crapped onto my doorstep. 5ftx12inx12in I guess.

(1)Pop-up sprinkler
(1)Pet blanket
(1)3xxx Green t-shirt
(1)Masked WOOT! Monkey
(1)Flying monkey keychain
(1)Foot flush
(1)USB Glitter lamp
(1)Fun size fact or crap game thingie
(1)Trainermat brand Yoga mat
(1)Generic yoga mat



andrewshulman


quality posts: 4 Private Messages andrewshulman

Wow. A Real winner this time! Thank you Colonel!


1 baywatch barbie backpack $25
1 Scrub, My Pretty shirt SM $10
1 black duffel bag $2
1bug zapper racquet $6
1 iGo Universal in-car charger $4
2 expired primula flowering tea $12
1 Home Presence Fuel Duo Thermal Food Jar $8.39
1 Beacon GPS Tracking System $85

Picture here on my blog

This bag has renewed my faith in the Bs. And many gifts to be given! Yay!

naropa


quality posts: 1 Private Messages naropa

Just received:

1 x Small Xmas T
1 x Dog Blanket
1 x Dale Color Board
1 x Black Bag
1 x Foot Flush
1 x case of wood grillers

ki4rxm


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ki4rxm
jeffwarn wrote:
1 x Turtle Beach X41 Wireless headset! ( discontinued item, but still not bad!! )


Wow, very nice! ColonelCrap, you should get a commendation for the craps your troops are receiving!

jeffwarn


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jeffwarn
ki4rxm wrote:Wow, very nice! ColonelCrap, you should get a commendation for the craps your troops are receiving!



This more then makes up for the one Bunnies Ogling Carrots that I got which had like 10 desktop calendars that basically were expiring in less then a month lol.

elfman99


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So I still have not received my Brightly Ornate Container, but FedEx shows it for delivery tomorrow. It has been through several scans and still shows 1.0 lbs. Am I getting hosed or what?

All Dressed Up With Nowhere To Go

mikebbass


quality posts: 20 Private Messages mikebbass
elfman99 wrote:So I still have not received my Brightly Ornate Container, but FedEx shows it for delivery tomorrow. It has been through several scans and still shows 1.0 lbs. Am I getting hosed or what?



Not at all, well actually you may be but the weight is no indicator. I am in the same boat as you are. Fedex Smarpost isn't or to put it another way with Smarpost, weights, dimensions, and delivery times like the woot Product narratives are for entertainment purposes and frequently employ literary point of view.

Proudly tracking via WootStalker.com
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  • Bags Of Crap

    1. The Bag of Shirt Crap 7/11/2014
    2. Blackboard of Cleanliness 7/11/2014
    3. (Hand)Blackboard of Cleanliness 3/23/2014
    4. 2nd Day of Crapness 12/4/13
    5. 45 Down Crossword 4/23/13
    6. FCWCECKMFONPTDMIPWAACBFMIGWS 9/18/12
    7. good-old-golden-crap-days 8/13/12
    8. we-eight-the-crap 7/12/12
    9. in-your-crapday-suit 7/12/12
    10. feliz-crapleanos 7/12/12
    11. who-smell-just-like-you 7/12/12
    12. not-exactly-a-goodie-bag 7/12/12
    13. Barrel of Crops 05/22/12
    14. Barrel of Crops 04/25/12
    15. Blackboard of Cleanliness 03/22/12
    16. Blackboard of Cleanliness 01/19/12
    17. Santa's Sack of Crap 12/25/11
    18. Blackboard of Cleanliness 12/06/11
    19. Blackboard of Cleanliness 11/09/11
    20. Blackboard of Cleanliness 07/12/11
    21. Blackboard of Cleanliness 06/15/11
    22. Random Crap 09/22/10
    23. Random Crap 08/20/10
    24. Random Crap 04/14/10
    25. Random Crap 01/28/10
    26. Random Crap 09/24/08
    27. Random Crap 04/01/08

    spiras


    quality posts: 1 Private Messages spiras
    spiras wrote:Dear Woot Gods,
    Is it too soon to begin putting in our requests for our Bunnies Ogling Carrots I could REALLY use one of those Roku's that you seem to have a million of, if thats not too much to ask. Even if u could just scrounge up the parts of several broken ones, id be willing to try to peice together a working unit. Everytime it comes up, im so tempted to buy one, but then i look at my bank account...



    Yes! Yes! Yes! Thank you Woot Gods! You are awesome!!

    My Sack of Crap:

    1x 216 ct. Buckyballs
    1x Stanley leak proof travel mug
    1x World Tech Toys RC Helicopter
    1x 12 ct Titleist Pro V1x golf balls
    1x blue duffle bag
    2x Woot tees, size W large

    AND

    1 Roku N1000-b YES! YES! YES!

    Im totally stoked! This is awesome! Life is great!

    Thank you!

    Woohoo!!!

    everwondering


    quality posts: 0 Private Messages everwondering

    Finally got to open my box, and here's what we received:



    Dale Jr. fuzzy coloring poster
    Pop Up/Down Lawn Sprinkler
    Pet Blanket
    Screaming Monkey keychain w/pink woot! cape
    3xl gold t-shirt, plain
    black duffel bag
    2 bug zapper rackets
    Sports Pack 8in1 for Wii Sports Resort


    Sadly, we know of no Nascar fans for the poster, have no yard for the sprinkler, have no pets for the blanket, don't wear size 3xl, have no bug problem for the rackets, and even though we finally got a Wii for Christmas, have no Sports Resort game. lol That said, my 8yo is over the moon with the monkey, and she actually needed the bag for a Girl Scout overnighter this weekend.

    Not the best Barbies On Couches I've received, but all in all, still very pleased.

    Thanks woot!

    (Psst. If anyone wants to trade their size Large Zombie Bait or It Came Out of Nowhere tees, please let me know!)

    veroniquehicks


    quality posts: 1 Private Messages veroniquehicks

    I have to say thanks for listening woot! Best wootoff in a long time, especially with the truly random Bunnies Ogling Carrots coming throughout the day. AND what seems to be the best Bunnies Ogling Carrots in a long while. While I didn't reap some of the good things others did, I was not let down and my first Bunnies Ogling Carrots was GREAT!!!

    GuardianBob


    quality posts: 11 Private Messages GuardianBob

    http://www.woot.com/Forums/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=4943957

    I told him FedEx sent the shipping information to USPS.

    agapeallen


    quality posts: 0 Private Messages agapeallen

    How do I love WOOT?
    Let me count the ways?
    1 bag and 2 craps (or 2 bags and 1 crap)
    Woot is correcting the order!

    THANK YOU WOOT!

    inkycatz


    quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
    GuardianBob wrote:
    I told him FedEx sent the shipping information to USPS.



    I am enjoying your updates so much I hope there is a pet blanket in there for you.

    I'm just hanging out, really.

    JirafaBo


    quality posts: 2 Private Messages JirafaBo
    zilonox wrote:Sweet! This got me my first quality post! Dare I say that's even MORE exciting than a Burnished Onion Chopper?



    I saw that. Well deserved. maybe they should take back Anorion's Spring Training, lol.



    edit

    "Q.P." was auto changed to "spring training" ok?????

    jezebelseven


    quality posts: 7 Private Messages jezebelseven

    Our 20.5lb and 3.7lb Blasphemous Odorous Coelacanths are out for delivery! The original date for delivery was today, but then it has the estimate changed to tomorrow, but it's still on it's way today.
    Pretty sure the big one will have flatware, which is funny since we just bought some just over 90 days ago so it's past it's return period. But, we'll see!

    Trade with me on TeeTrade!
    THINK OF THE PATHOGENS!!!

    JirafaBo


    quality posts: 2 Private Messages JirafaBo
    spiras wrote:Yes! Yes! Yes! Thank you Woot Gods! You are awesome!!

    1 Roku N1000-b YES! YES! YES!

    Im totally stoked! This is awesome! Life is great!

    Thank you!

    Woohoo!!!




    That's the first Roku I've seen, and it went to the person who asked for it... hmmmm.

    DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!?!

    GuardianBob


    quality posts: 11 Private Messages GuardianBob
    inkycatz wrote:I am enjoying your updates so much I hope there is a pet blanket in there for you.



    Well, that one there, as a kitten tried to drown in a bucket of milk.

    He stunk to high heaven for a week.

    GuardianBob


    quality posts: 11 Private Messages GuardianBob
    JirafaBo wrote:That's the first Roku I've seen, and it went to the person who asked for it... hmmmm.

    DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!?!



    Gotten really, really lucky.

    Or paid off a packer.

    omh1009


    quality posts: 7 Private Messages omh1009

    Just got it
    19.2lbs 18x18x10.5

    1- 77 piece flatware set w/bonus 12 steak knives.
    1-Knight Flight Batman
    1-Skill T-Handle racheting set
    1- University of Wikipedia T-shirt lady large.
    And 1red duffel bag of unknown origin.
    Made out like a bandit this time. The bag was a big hit at the house.
    Over $200 in merch. w/out counting shipping?
    Disappointed I'm not.

    Pinged from Newark NJ, to Fort Worth Texas.

    JirafaBo


    quality posts: 2 Private Messages JirafaBo
    GuardianBob wrote:Gotten really, really lucky.

    Or paid off a packer.



    Or.. when you've got 100+ woots people take notice. Well deserved if you ask me!

    rainger


    quality posts: 1 Private Messages rainger
    GuardianBob wrote:http://www.woot.com/Forums/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=4943957

    I told him FedEx sent the shipping information to USPS.



    Your pictures make me want to get a cat. What breed is he?

    thumperchick


    quality posts: 238 Private Messages thumperchick

    Mine is on the truck... I've been continuously staring out the windows and getting excited at every noise. This is ridiculous...

    Thou shalt be patient whilst waiting for crap.

    GuardianBob


    quality posts: 11 Private Messages GuardianBob
    JirafaBo wrote:Or.. when you've got 100+ woots people take notice. Well deserved if you ask me!



    Nah.

    When you have 100+ they actively ignore you. I mean you've already bought 100+ items from them, you are in the bag for woot at that point.

    gm0756


    quality posts: 0 Private Messages gm0756

    Excellent:

    1 black gym bag
    1 pet blanket
    1 white with navy trim Jerzees t-shirt size:L
    1 pop-up sprinkler
    1 Jimmie Johnson NASCAR coloring board
    1 i-fly rc helicopter

    4.5 lbs.

    GuardianBob


    quality posts: 11 Private Messages GuardianBob
    rainger wrote:Your pictures make me want to get a cat. What breed is he?



    Um, mutt barn cat. (Sorry, I don't really have a breed for him.)

    Used to live on my father in law's dairy, thus the swim in the bucket of milk.

    He's one of six now living on my place. Two in the house, one in the shop, and 3 in the office in the barn. The three in the office will become barn kitties soon enough.

    Edit:
    Oh my best advice for you is get two as kittens. They seem to do better in pairs, even if the breeds don't match.

    dirtworship


    quality posts: 2 Private Messages dirtworship

    got mine! 5.5lb. box
    2 black duffles
    lawn sprinkler
    New Balance safety vest
    Smith & Wesson Compact LED pistol light
    pet blanket
    Star Wars The Clone Wars calendar
    2 small Woot tees
    Orochi Gaming Mouse
    This is the most crap EVER. Thank you Woot Gods!!!

    pacolovingtacos


    quality posts: 1 Private Messages pacolovingtacos

    While I have been checking the weight of by Bunnies Ogling Carrots several times a day, it refused to update to anything besides the 1lb placeholder. While I was frustrated each time to see that it had not changed, it also kept my anticipation and excitement up, as I had no idea what I would be receiving, whatsoever.

    My estimated date of delivery was 4/6, but USPS is usually really great about getting my mail to me quickly.

    Today I watched out of the peephole in my door, like a stalker, as the mail woman began putting peoples mail into their mailboxes. I live in an apartment, and was sad to see that she did not carry any boxes with her. As I watched her walk outside, I sadly went back to cleaning my room, only to hear a knock at the door. It was the mail woman checking to see if I was home, as she had a "very large box" for me, and didn't want to carry it if I wasn't home. So I paced around my front door as she went outside to her mail truck.. the 3 minutes or so felt like 30 minutes. She returned with a rather long box, and I told her about woot, and how I had no idea, yet, what was in the box.

    I then carried the box into my living room floor, and called my mom. I said "Mom, I know you're at work, but I wanted you to share in my Bunnies Ogling Carrots excitement." I proceeded to open the box. "Mom, I got 2 woot shirts, and they are both in my size!! Best Bunnies Ogling Carrots ever! Oh oh oh, Mom, there is a Woot! monkey! This is Amaz... No way. This is not happening. That can't be what it looks like. MOM!!! I got a DYSON!!" I then had difficulty talking in an inside voice, so I ended the call, and proceeded to excitedly tell everyone.

    TL:DR =
    2 - Women's Large Life Choices shirts.
    1 - Navy Blue Bag
    1 - Woot Monkey
    1 - Dyson DC25 Blueprint Limited Edition

    ReasonableDoubt


    quality posts: 0 Private Messages ReasonableDoubt

    I received my first Bunnies Ogling Carrots yesterday. Box was in decent condition, but was partially open on the bottom.

    The items that I did receive were:

    One Black Duffel Bag,
    One Joseph Joseph Cutting Board, and
    One 77 pc R+B Stainless Steel Flatware Set

    Good haul thus far, but I was shorted one "crap". Hopefully, service will be able to help me out.

    jeffwarn


    quality posts: 0 Private Messages jeffwarn
    pacolovingtacos wrote:While
    TL:DR =
    2 - Women's Large Life Choices shirts.
    1 - Navy Blue Bag
    1 - Woot Monkey
    1 - Dyson DC25 Blueprint Limited Edition



    Nice! I wonder if you got the grand prize Bunnies Ogling Carrots

    jon98gn


    quality posts: 21 Private Messages jon98gn

    I noticed a lot of people are starting to post.

    Please also post your results here

    Woot Bag Tracker

    That way we can see and glorify the Colonel's accomplishment for this battle.

    \

    novastarj


    quality posts: 30 Private Messages novastarj
    spiras wrote:
    1 Roku N1000-b YES! YES! YES!

    Im totally stoked! This is awesome! Life is great!

    Thank you!

    Woohoo!!!



    Congrats on the score!

    So have you tried it? Does it work? That's the ORIGINAL Roku model released about 4 years ago and long since discontinued. I'm amazed they even had any sitting around the warehouse.

    thumperchick


    quality posts: 238 Private Messages thumperchick
    pacolovingtacos wrote:
    TL:DR =
    2 - Women's Large Life Choices shirts.
    1 - Navy Blue Bag
    1 - Woot Monkey
    1 - Dyson DC25 Blueprint Limited Edition



    spiras wrote:
    1 Roku N1000-b YES! YES! YES!




    Jealousy, I haz it.

    omh1009


    quality posts: 7 Private Messages omh1009
    JirafaBo wrote:That's the first Roku I've seen, and it went to the person who asked for it... hmmmm.

    DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!?!



    That it might not be so random?
    More of a custom Barrel of Crops?

    Pinged from Newark NJ, to Fort Worth Texas.

    MrJazz


    quality posts: 0 Private Messages MrJazz
    BDswim4 wrote:Got mine today, must have been too big for the scales, showed as 1LB and 6x6x6.

    1 Disney Cars Pogo Stick
    1 "oot" caped flying monkey
    1 Fleece Pet Blanket
    1 set of Lil Wayne ear buds
    1 3XL blank tshirt
    1 USB glitter lamp
    1 Black Duffel Bag



    WOW - did not know they still made pogo sticks! Thought they went the way of Jarts.

    And that cape sounds like a true collectable!

    omh1009


    quality posts: 7 Private Messages omh1009
    thumperchick wrote:Jealousy, I haz it.



    Haha, is that the Direct TV Russian? love that guy.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkB9OT2XVvA

    Pinged from Newark NJ, to Fort Worth Texas.

    MrJazz


    quality posts: 0 Private Messages MrJazz
    andrewshulman wrote:Wow. A Real winner this time! Thank you Colonel!


    1 baywatch barbie backpack $25
    1 Scrub, My Pretty shirt SM $10
    1 black duffel bag $2
    1bug zapper racquet $6
    1 iGo Universal in-car charger $4
    2 expired primula flowering tea $12
    1 Home Presence Fuel Duo Thermal Food Jar $8.39
    1 Beacon GPS Tracking System $85

    Picture here on my blog

    This bag has renewed my faith in the Bs. And many gifts to be given! Yay!



    Now if that was a BACON Tracking System, then you'd have something there!

    Norimw


    quality posts: 1 Private Messages Norimw

    So I have been going absolutely crazy today waiting on my crap. Watching the door for my mail man, even the dog was patiently waiting. I thought for sure I would know when it came or atleast, my shitz shu/maltese mix (pictured) would alert me. Alas this all failed me. Like an assassin the mailman delivered package and left it just inches away from my front door quickly and quietly. To my surprise my 2.8lb crap was in a huge box! (pictured) I opened it to find...
    1x women's small Zombie Bait
    1x woman's small Rise! Rise! Rising Sun
    1x women's small Detecting A Class 5 Fruit Event Incoming
    1x package of 2 door hooks
    1x black duffel bag
    1x green flower bag
    Even though I will never in my lifetime fit into small shirts, I am happy to have them. I'll probably turn the zombie bait shirt into a purse. I can use the door hooks, and the bags always have their place in my home. Even Though I almost lost my sanity waiting 2 weeks for my Barrel of Crops, BEST $8 SPENT EVER!




    Many Thanks to Woot!

    mrvoodoo


    quality posts: 1 Private Messages mrvoodoo

    Got our Beans of Cataclysmicflatus today:

    1 pack of 20 AA batteries
    1 pack of 20 AAA batteries
    1 mini AT&T flashlight
    1 AT&T sports water bottle
    1 AT&T knit beanie cap
    1 golf/hand towel with an embroidered C **last name starts with a C**
    1 21 pack of dingo doggy treats
    1 electric fly swatter racket
    1 barbie baywatch backpack
    1 black duffel bag
    1 flower tote
    1 (s)Delorian vs Dr Who phone booth t-shirt
    1 Kitchenware M-16 t-shirt
    1 Wilson Jr TDJ football
    1 microsoft cooling base for laptop

    oh and Colonel Crap, thank Cynthia for the AT&T stuff (all the rest of this stuff is right up our alley - gifting the barbie bag to niece, and was just given the reigns of our JR football team last night)