Here's my crap!

10 pounds 7 ounces

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s7Q5pIBdrU

pugley wrote:Bunnies Ogling Carrots

1 - Pop up sprinkler
1 - 3XL Green Tshirt
1 - Ninja woot monkey
1 - Winnie the Poo toothbrush holder
1 - Jimmie Johnson Speed Board
1 - Pet Blanket
2 - Bug Zapper Racquet
1 - Dora Play dough set in a zip lock bag
1 - Black Duffle bag
1 - Nerf Speaker Wheel
1 - Zboost in Vehicle cell phone booster
1 - Hanger Buddiex kids clothes hangers
1 - Band aid

Best haul in ten bags

GO Jimmie!
48!

IMPENDING DOOM! IMPENDING DOOM!

My brother and I always try for Bunnies Ogling Carrots. I've gotten about 5, he's gotten 0. I got one this round - it arrived at my apartment today in Boston.

BUT.

I've been in New Jersey for the past week visiting family. And while he goes to college in NY state (Culinary Institute), we had previously arranged that he could stay in my apartment this weekend while visiting Boston. He just got there tonight.

My jealous, prankster, no-good brother is sitting in my apartment with my freshly delivered 13 pound Bunnies Ogling Carrots I have to be incredibly nice to him to ensure no harm comes to my precious.

Ack!! my arrival date to Seattle keeps getting further away!! It was the 7th now it is the 10th.


Why must the torture endure.


I must say I am most happy with all the randomness of the Bunnies Ogling Carrots this time around.


Thanks Colonelcrap!!!

aaee wrote:Here's my crap!

10 pounds 7 ounces

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s7Q5pIBdrU

Nice. The camera and the combo trimmer are both pretty unique and useful scores.

aaee wrote:Here's my crap!

10 pounds 7 ounces

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s7Q5pIBdrU

Here is the camera they sent me:

http://www.wards.com/catalog/product.jsp?productId=82703&code=840097

I could only find it at Wards. All the others had the sensors lined up towards the corner, this one they go down the side of the lens.

We got both mine and my girlfriends VERY first Bunnies Ogling Carrots today. The boxes were slightly different sizes. We were so excited as we started with mine since I was faster with the knife.

I was rewarded by colonel crap with:

6 bags of turbulent Texas air.
One purple shopping bag with daisy imprint on front.
One pop up sprinkler.
One iGo car charger - tips sold separately.
Four table top tripods.
Two bug Zapper Racquets - one red one blue.
Two Primula Earl grey black tea.

My girlfriend was excited - not that either of us really wanted any of these things (she does like tea sometimes though) but it was fun opening it.

As we opened her box we realized she got EXACTLY the same things with only two exceptions:

She was rewarded with four extra bags of Texas air.
Her racquets were both red.

I laughed so hard I had to go check my shorts 'cause I really wasn't sure. The look on her face was priceless. It was like someone stole Christmas from her. I know that sounds mean but I couldn't stop laughing at her and after a minute she joined me.

But she said she gets first dibs on opening next time if we are ever this lucky again - which I doubt.

This was so worth it.

THANKS Woot! and THANKS Colonel for the the best laugh we've had in a while!

My 5lb Barrel of Chimps -



1 XL Fruit of the Loom burnt orange/brown Tee
1 black/navy duffle bag
1 doggy blanket
2 Nascar coloring boards
1 Bluetooth USB micro adapter
1 E. Howard & Co atomic watch
1 2pk of mini press'n'lights
1 Radio Days earbuds (peace sign)
1 20pk of FUJI AAA batteries
1 ipod case with earbuds and charging adapter
1 ipod case with earbuds
1 pop up sprinkler

Thank you, so much, for the crap!

wow, what a nice load of crap I received...especially for a box that "officially" measured 6.93 in. x 6.93 in. x 6.93 in. and weighed in at 1 lbs.

1 gwen's nest recycled lime green tote bag with a picture of purple flowers made in china look out for lead
1 ladies large splatty birthday woot! shirt
2 ladies large Life Choices woot! shirts
1 Fisher-Price Brentwood Baby Collection Swing which is pretty cool because I am totally going to add it to my baby collection.

Thanks, woot! You're awesome!

It arrived! It arrived!

1x Bug zapping tennis racquet
1x 3D kids puzzle
1x Baywatch Barbie backpack
1x Sunbeam electric throw/blanket
2x Kids size Zombie bait t-shirts
1x Black duffel bag

Overall..great haul!

I got my box yesterday, 2 whole days earlier than expected.

This being my 3rd carrot-bearing container, I just kind of went with it, although it's always exciting.

Contents:

1 x generic Black duffle bage
2 x very small shirt.woot Back to the Future themed shirts
2 x packs of Fuji AA & AAA batteries (24 count?)
1 x Bug zapper tennis racket
1 x 2012 SI Swimsuit calendar
several bags of Texas air

and I, too, got a TURTLE BEACH EARFORCE X41 wireless digital headset! Retails for a lot more than $3!

Thanks Woot! Very much appreciated!

darkelfz wrote:Ack!! my arrival date to Seattle keeps getting further away!! It was the 7th now it is the 10th.

Thanks Colonelcrap!!!

Mine too! they must both be stuck on the same truck.. Departed Los Angeles.. En Route to sorting facility in Kent.

Finally the package arrived and got unboxed on camera!
List:

1x Blue Sports Bag
1x WS Shirt (Koala, look at my post in Shirt.Woot it you want it)
1x iGo Universal In-Car Charger
1x Pop-up/Pop-down Law Sprinkler
3x Tabletop Tripod

So except for the Tripods, everything else is kinda useless to me. That's why I raged a bit on camera, hope you don't mind ;) (Nothing against Woot though)

http://www.youtube.com/embed/wFNyyOd7Y50

Thanks!
ModernChaot

HOLY. CRAP.

Picked up my Bunnies Ogling Carrots today. Seriously the best one I've ever had!!! This makes #40 for me.

It showed 1.0lbs all the way through delivery.

1x Duracell rechargable instant USB charger
1x New Balance reflective safety vest
1x Hydrangia green flower bag
1x "It came out of nowhere" Men's Small T-shirt : Link
1x Altec Lansing MuzX earbuds
1x Orange Monkey clothes hanger

and....



1x LG LuV400T Vacuum cleaner (with ALL accessories). Linky

AMAZING. Thank you, woot!!!!


Unboxing video below:

This is more like the Craps of old. Glad to see a WHOLE LOT more than the dollar store stuff that's been showing up the last few years. Thanks WOOT!

Wow! That vacuum looks awesome!

Ok I got my Bunnies Ogling Carrots two days ago, posted a vid, and made a few comments. So why am I still hanging out here and watching old Bunnies Ogling Carrots vids? I'm thinking it is so I could experience and share with all who missed it when it was new... THE BEST Bunnies Ogling Carrots VIDEO EVER!!!

Enjoy, and top this if you can.

Just in case the BBCode doesn't work (like when I previewed this post): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov-N3PPONFQ

1 black duffel bag w/shoulder strap included
1 phillips dvd player remote & a/v cord
1 pop up sprinkler
1 (S) Unstealthiest Ninja
1 (S) He'll Probably Be Okay
1 set of 2 over the door hooks
5 random small Lock n Lock containers

not pictured - the bug zapper racket my mom kept to swat my dad with if he gets mouthy


I have linebacker shoulders and a, uh, not small chest, so it's off to the trades I go to try to find a larger Unstealthiest Ninja and something other than zombie bait because 1) zombies give me actual nightmares and 2) I can't stand the now-accepted-by-illiterate-society-but-still-incorrect usage of "okay".


Thanks woot! This was kinda awesome. =)

So my Bunnies Ogling Carrots showed up today. 14.5 pounds
I got the following items;
1x woot monkey key chain / pink cape
1x kids xl woot shirt
1x whiskey stones - box nearly destroyed.
1x black duffel bag
1x lil Wayne ear buds - these could be the crappiest ear buds I have ever seen.



1x keurig coffee maker model b60 - not in original box but it powers up.

My first Box O' Cats came in yesterday.

The haul:
1x 77 piece R+B Flatware Set
1x Knight Flight Batman
1x 52 piece Skil Ratchet Set
1x Women's Large cephalopedala T-Shirt
1x iGo Universal Car Charger

Was definitely fun. Now if only I can snag another before 5 years go by...

Since we all appear to be cat people, I thought I would post this hear. My friend is raising money to help a cat shelter in Thailand. Give a little if you can, I did this morning they take PayPal. It's a legit cause and she is an amazing person.

http://www.gofundme.com/h3s94

Woot Staff if this is against policy (I hope it's not) please delete it and slap me around a bit.

My barrel of Crops arrived yesterday. 8.2 pounds according to fedex.

1) Footflush
2) Black duffel bag
3) Navy blue 4XL tee shirt, nothing printed on it
4) Playskool toy car carrier truck with toy car
5) Pop-up sprinkler
6) Screaming woot monkey with black cape
7) Used Archos 101 tablet

The Archos was just the tablet and its charger, nothing else. It's a little scratched up but seems to work fine. It has some photos from the original owner still stored on it.

Our 17 pound 18.2X18X6.8 box was delivered yesterday, and had:

4 bags of Texas air
1 Women's Large University Wikipedius shirt
1 Cuisinart slotted spoon
1 pair noise isolation earphones
1 Tea Maker, with central infuser shattered (but still a nice glass mug w/lid)
1 plain Black duffel bag
1 plain 18.2X18X6.8 box (not shown in pic)
1 77 piece R+B Concannon silverware.

stuntdriver wrote:Enjoy the company of myself along with my daughter as we open what is is by far the largest bag of random goodness I have ever received from woot. So glad I was able to get in on this one, it had been nearly a year since my last one and I feared I would never get out of my dry spell.

So without further ado, my YouTube video presentation!

My Biggest Crap Ever!


Contents:
1x Coleman 36 QTS Red Radio Cooler (Possibly my bag?)
1x Mountainsmith Windom 35° F Down Series Sleeping Bag (A bag to put me in?)
7x Pop & Lock Plastic Containers (various sizes)
2x True Fire Gourmet Grilling Planks
1x NexTrend Shish Kabob Skewer
1x Desiccant Packet (to keep all the Texas Air dry)

All in all a most excellent haul! been reading the forums the entire time and the only thing I have seen others get were the containers (bought the glass set for the wife before Christmas). Very excited and pleased with this as we've been meaning to get out more. The only thing that I am kinda envious over is the electric bug swatter. was kinda hoping one would be in mine as prior to this I had been eyeing up a cheap one prior to this but just couldn't justify spending the $7 xD (oh and that Viper or Vette mentioned early would be sweet, but that's stretching it I think)

So this...


24 pounds 35x19x19

Contained this... (link form as to not spoil the video)
Clicky For Pic!

Congrats to all those that scored in this most memorable outing and good luck to those still in waiting! I will continue to enjoy seeing what everyone else continues to get.

Thanks again woot! for all the fun and great deals over the years.

Video is up and running!

My Biggest Crap Ever!

I don't know why it was getting hung up after it downloaded but after the third attempt my upload actually went though.

No update from FedEx since it departed WI on Monday. Estimated delivery date says yesterday (3/5), so I can only assume that "It came out of nowhere" may play a role in this Bunnies Ogling Carrots No work today, so at least I can stare out the window with my cat all day long.

COMON POST OFFICE!!


Arrival at Local Post Office: April 06, 2012, 6:15 am

GET IT OUT FOR DELIVERY TODAY!!!

Edit:

OH MAN!! Just updated:

Sorting Complete: April 06, 2012, 7:48 am

Next step after sorting complete = out for delivery today!?!??


Edit2:

Ahh!!

Out for Delivery: April 06, 2012, 7:58 am

My post office rocks! Now I must wait until I get home from work.... Sigh.

Finally got around to opening my Carp! (Arrived yesterday, but decided to share the love with those in my office who have never witnessed one being opened before.) Contents:

2x Bug Zapper Rackets (love these!)
2x Flowering Teas
1x Baywatch Barbie Backpack (from 1994 - where did Woot come up with these?!)
1x Lawn Sprinkler
1x Universal Car Charger (without tips)
and
4x Table Top Tripods

All in all, a legit haul. Had a great time with some coworkers - thanks for the joy Woot!

Out for Delivery baby!

Dear SmartPost Gods,

My very first Bales of Criticism left Wisconsin on the 4th, and landed in Michigan on the 5th. Just wanted to give you the heads up that Indiana is actually one of the states between the two. You passed my house by. I'd post a sad cat, but I'm losing my will to live and my energy is waning.

Sincerely,
Wooter Waiting with Bated Breath

I'm a little worried. Left Smartpost facility 4 1/2 hours away and hasn't made the switch with USPS over 36 hours later!?!?!?! Did somebody steal the truck?

salwei wrote:I'm a little worried. Left Smartpost facility 4 1/2 hours away and hasn't made the switch with USPS over 36 hours later!?!?!?! Did somebody steal the truck?

Did you try your fedex tracking number on the USPS website?

salwei wrote:I'm a little worried. Left Smartpost facility 4 1/2 hours away and hasn't made the switch with USPS over 36 hours later!?!?!?! Did somebody steal the truck?

My mail lady admits that SmartPost is total low priority and may sit in a sorting facility for days when filling a truck, etc. Supposedly the hang-up is always in the switch over from FedEx to USPS. Neither care what happens to SmartPost for some reason. In my case, my Bunnies Ogling Carrots went from one state to another, passing up my delivery state which is in the middle. I suspect that it will hang for a few days in this twilight zone, until USPS cleans out their corners and moves it along.

rainger wrote:Did you try your fedex tracking number on the USPS website?

Yep, electric information sent to expect a package. Doesn't say it's in their possession.

Got my very first Bunnies Ogling Carrots yesterday!

Here's what was in it:

1 - Baywatch Barbie Backpack (fantastic)
1 - Black Bag
1 - 20 pack of Fuji AAA batteries
1 - HP webcam (going to the parents for Skype)
1 - Kitchen Warfare size small
1 - It Came Out Of Nowhere size small
1 - Bug Killing Racket (useful - I live in western PA)

Not too shabby for my first ever. Definitely got some stuff I can use, and stuff I can give away. Thanks Woot!

Edit: Also forgot to mention I got 11 bags of Terrific Texas Air!

kmeltzer wrote:Pretty happy with this one:

* 1 3XL Mustard Yellow blank t-shirt
* 1 small black duffle bag
* 1 Pop-up/Pop-down Lawn Sprinkler Station
* 1 Foot Flush
* 1 Bobblehead Greedo
* 1 iFly Heli GYRO 3.5CH RC Helicopter
* 1 masked flying Woot monkey

You'd think the iFly would have gotten me most excited, but the first thing I played with was Greedo!

Blah.. just went to use the iFly and noticed it's missing a rotor! Booooo... now not so happy. Shame to have to toss that in the trash. Not sure if I can buy a replacement part somewhere. And, it has no remote.

Woot.. if you find a remote and lower rotor laying around in the warehouse, it's mine!

Kinda bummed. Was the first time I got something I was actually going to use. Daughter was kind of excited as well.

My wife received her 3.5ish pound bag yesterday.

-1 black duffel bag
-1 sprinkler
-1 huge plain orange tshirt (neither of us wear a size huge)
-2 doggie shirts, 1 large, 1 small (we have no dogs and I think my parents' mastiff would destroy me if I tried to put one on her)
-1 purple caped keychain mini woot monkey
-1 woot 2012 calendar
-1 pair of kids ez socks. They have a creepy looking monkey face on the top and loops to help the kid pull them up. No note saying these were from the Colonel specifically since my feet are pretty dry. We don't have any kids, but my wife said "I guess this means we need to start trying now." Thanks woot...

I think my wife was a bit disappointed after I got an ipod touch, but the randomness is what makes this so exciting. Thank you colonelcrap for bringing the random back to the Bunnies Ogling Carrots

kmeltzer wrote:Blah.. just went to use the iFly and noticed it's missing a rotor! Booooo... now not so happy. Shame to have to toss that in the trash. Not sure if I can buy a replacement part somewhere.

Woot.. if you find a lower rotor laying around in the warehouse, it's mine!

You can find replacement parts here http://www.hobbytron.com/iFlyHeliReplacementRCHelicopterPartsSet.html

rainger wrote:Did you try your fedex tracking number on the USPS website?

Oh man - mine says delivered on the USPS site too. And I definitely did not get a Bunnies Ogling Carrots on my doorstep yesterday - i was home all day. I'll be distraught if my first one never shows up.

randydoi wrote:You can find replacement parts here http://www.hobbytron.com/iFlyHeliReplacementRCHelicopterPartsSet.html

Sweet! Thanks. I'll do an inventory and see if that's all I need. May try to power it up first to make sure it's not just plain ole dead.

Thanks again!

Reporting a haul #1 of 2 here!

Wife's load have beaten mine and showed up yesterday. Traveled most of the distance with placeholder weight then at a last stop changed to 19.2lbs (not unusual for this offering), but some quite odd dimensions 35.6 x 16.9 x 10, which raised suspicion that there's something unusual inside.

Suspicions confirmed by a mailman dropping off this:


Fisher-Price Smart Cycle


Came in original box nested into original Fisher-Price shipping box (imprinted with name of the item and such). Apparently a return, as it looks like it's been assembled before, but thanks to the unnamed Wooter (this time Woot carefully removed all shipping labels and return papers) who sent it back, who carefully packed all parts and put all screws and small assembly pieces into a ziplock bag. Assembled fine and works.

Quality sucks big time, but kids love it!

In addition to the said bike a mandatory blue duffel bag and 3 assorted shirts (Woman's large) were stuffed somewhere out there.

For those who try to make sense of Woot randomness - this order came from the last wave.

Thank you Woot and Colonel Crаp for the great haul! Standing by for my own order, which may as well show up today, but is still 1lb placeholder, so waiting for a complete surprise!