Well, I tried emailing PterodactylPenis@Woot.com to no avail, it was sent back, here was what I wrote
Subject: think of the children
I just want my children to have the same witty writing as I've had these last 7 years with Woot. I'm sure you could sell S.C.A.B. and not lose too much money, hell it may have a great warranty and you'll get all your cash back. I'm sorry, I know not having caviar more than 3 times a week is horrible, but I'm sure there is a great taco stand nearby if you get the munchies. Thanks for your time m'lord, be well.
A Faithful Servant of Woot!