WootBot


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Any important struggle needs at least one stirring folk anthem to tell its story. Why would the Woot writing staff's fight to win better working conditions be any different?

Well, here's maybe why: Because our definition of "better working conditions" includes a weekly booze stipend, use of the company parasail, construction of a staff paintball facility, and the establishment of something called "Four-Foot Burrito Tuesdays."

Still, we're one hundred per cent confident "March 'Til We Stop" will one day find its way into the canon of great protest songs, right alongside "l'Internationale," and "We Shall Overcome," and "We're Not Gonna Take It."

Yep. One hundred per cent.

LinuxTrance


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There has to be a hidden Barrel of Crops in here somewhere. Time for some video analysis....


/Ihavenolife

niobe1


quality posts: 0 Private Messages niobe1

Where's the bag of crao?

matwest


quality posts: 6 Private Messages matwest

well, according to the song they plan to hold out for half an hour....hmmm

scs03004


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#occupywoot We cannot let the SCAB win!

macraig


quality posts: 7 Private Messages macraig

"Four Foot Burrito Tuesdays" sounds like the name of a pr0n video.

cinoclav


quality posts: 220 Private Messages cinoclav

So there's obviously something to adding to the blog comments here. One product description mentioned 15 minutes. Now the video mentions half an hour. Let's hope they don't just string us along all night.

TheRealHRM


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cinoclav wrote:So there's obviously something to adding to the blog comments here. One product description mentioned 15 minutes. Now the video mentions half an hour. Let's hope they don't just string us along all night.



*unpossible

LeoF


quality posts: 3 Private Messages LeoF

What's the scoop???

mackmitt


quality posts: 4 Private Messages mackmitt

im confused...again

LeoF


quality posts: 3 Private Messages LeoF

"We have the power."

I have The POWER!!!!!!!

No, wait...

that's He-Man.

spookyelectric


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confused

bsmith1


quality posts: 111 Private Messages bsmith1

Toon's goggles must be on strike too.

HikingStick


quality posts: 6 Private Messages HikingStick

Possible hint?

From: Matt Rutledge, Founder and CEO of Woot (PterodactylPenis@Woot.com)
Date: Sun, Apr. 1 at 8:00 AM

HikingStick
Blessings Of Commerce> Seven!
Woots> 36 and counting!
Sellout Woots> Eight.
Shirt Woots> Two (BoCarrots, The Raven).
Kids Woots> Eight.

baillard


quality posts: 6 Private Messages baillard
TheRealHRM wrote:*unpossible



Perhaps 12:45?

Also found this 500 Bunnies Ogling Carrots sold from this link
http://moofi.woot.com/moofi/robots.txt

from this user
http://www.woot.com/Forums/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=4937344

Where did I put my my quill and inkpot?

bsmith1


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baillard wrote:Perhaps 12:45?

Also found this 500 Bunnies Ogling Carrots sold from this link
http://moofi.woot.com/moofi/robots.txt

from this user
http://www.woot.com/Forums/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=4937344



You were also already told that link was old. Please stop posting it.

HiWay66


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PUNCHYCLEVERENDING

phalx


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So the snail game is a red herring? I played it for an hour.. What a waste of time..

olcubmaster


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ok - so it's not just that I'm missing something...I've got a lot of company missing it eh?

Sugar 'em up and send 'em home

HikingStick


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Are they waiting on a date/time offset? It stays the month of March until they stop? The question is, can you find the clue(s) for the time offset?

HikingStick
Blessings Of Commerce> Seven!
Woots> 36 and counting!
Sellout Woots> Eight.
Shirt Woots> Two (BoCarrots, The Raven).
Kids Woots> Eight.

kickmyassman


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So do you guys have to watch when Matt Rutledge takes his three-hour milk baths and pets his Orca? Because if you: man, I don't blame you for wanting extra cushy-ness in your job.

qsterz


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lost =(

galeforcewind


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I want Bunnies Oggling Carrots ... !! Yeah, yeah, you've heard it before

andrewc


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In case anyone was wondering, Jason's Mahalo U-40BK Flying V style Black Ukulele featured here is currently available for purchase on a certain major internet retailer that I trust you'll all be able to find without much hassle.

Weiro792


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bsmith1 wrote:You were also already told that link was old. Please stop posting it.



So How do you find these seemingly random links?!?

sadsephiroth


quality posts: 2 Private Messages sadsephiroth

Strike should be over by now...

mikebbass


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What did they mean by "One hundred per cent"?

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  • Bags Of Crap
    1. 10,000 Craps Under the Sea 11/29/2014
    2. The Bag of Shirt Crap 7/11/2014
    3. Bag of Coal 7/11/2014
    4. (Hand)Bag of Coal 3/23/2014
    5. 2nd Day of Crapness 12/4/13
    6. 45 Down Crossword 4/23/13
    7. FCWCECKMFONPTDMIPWAACBFMIGWS 9/18/12
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    13. not-exactly-a-goodie-bag 7/12/12
    14. Barrel of Crops 05/22/12
    15. Barrel of Crops 04/25/12
    16. Bag of Coal 03/22/12
    17. Bag of Coal 01/19/12
    18. Santa's Sack of Crap 12/25/11
    19. Bag of Coal 12/06/11
    20. Bag of Coal 11/09/11
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    23. Random Crap 09/22/10
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    ecriscit


    quality posts: 8 Private Messages ecriscit

    Oh, the humanity. Forcing staff to buy their own sodas! Stay strong in the face of that Tyrannical Dictator.

    Jae87


    quality posts: 5 Private Messages Jae87

    I'm getting desperate for another clue...

    ...maybe because they said 'at least half an hour' three times... they mean it'll happen at 9:30? Or maybe because there's two of them... it'll be half an hour each? Or maybe woot headquarters is just waiting for it to rain and then they'll end it.

    --Jae
    Birthday Crap - 7/12/09, Random Crap - 1/28/10, Adventure Crap - 4/1/10, Birthday Crap - 7/12/10, Brick of Carbonite - 12/6/11, Santa's Sack of Crap - 12/25/11

    bsmith1


    quality posts: 111 Private Messages bsmith1
    Weiro792 wrote:So How do you find these seemingly random links?!?



    I have no idea what you're talking about.

    Weiro792


    quality posts: 0 Private Messages Weiro792

    falcon99


    quality posts: 0 Private Messages falcon99

    Very good April Fools Woot! I'm still trying

    Gnomercy


    quality posts: 12 Private Messages Gnomercy

    Then he picked up his hammer and saw


    _____________________________
    I woot, therefore I am.

    .

    rhmurphy


    quality posts: 19 Private Messages rhmurphy
    Gnomercy wrote:Then he picked up his hammer and saw



    "No, you don't." said the deaf-mute.

    Woot! Now 100+ woots for me!
    That's 87 woots (Including Twelve Bats On Crack!), 12 Sellout.woots, 8 wine.woots and 4 kids.woots, and finally, 2 shirt.woots!

    darianwiccan


    quality posts: 4 Private Messages darianwiccan

    "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife, as he raised the gun and took aim.

    x 15

    DennisG2010


    quality posts: 20 Private Messages DennisG2010
    andrewc wrote:In case anyone was wondering, Jason's Mahalo U-40BK Flying V style Black Ukulele featured here is currently available for purchase on a certain major internet retailer that I trust you'll all be able to find without much hassle.



    I was wondering, in fact. Thank you for anticipating my inquiry! : )

    Dissonance


    quality posts: 14 Private Messages Dissonance

    Anyone else find it funny that the human workers posted as WootBot?


    bummrounde


    quality posts: 2 Private Messages bummrounde

    Please sell some Flying V mini-guitars at some point, please! Worth up to $50, assuming it has working strings and tuners like a real guitar.

    Jessara


    quality posts: 9 Private Messages Jessara
    Jae87 wrote:I'm getting desperate for another clue...

    ...maybe because they said 'at least half an hour' three times... they mean it'll happen at 9:30? Or maybe because there's two of them... it'll be half an hour each? Or maybe woot headquarters is just waiting for it to rain and then they'll end it.



    Or in the Home.woot description, there's always 14,023,292,392. Untangle that, we may have something. Or not.

    AllyOop256


    quality posts: 0 Private Messages AllyOop256

    I want a Bunnies Ogling Carrots!