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Welcome to Happy Snacking!, our recurring video feature designed to transform you from a clueless kitchen-lump into a fearsome culinary gladiator!

Mmm, what could be better than peanut butter toast? It's delicious, nutritious, and any of its first three syllables can make elementary schoolers snicker. Have you always wished you could serve retaurant-quality peanut butter toast at home? It's easier than you think!

Follow along with Happy Snacking's test kitchen top chef, Randall Cleveland, and soon you'll be up to your armpits in toast so good you'll literally crap your pants in ecstasy.

Peanut butter toast photo by Flickr user "redjar," used in accordance with its Creative Commons license: http://www.flickr.com/photos/redjar/113543899/

skippykj


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Today I learned I'm probably a communist or a pervert based on my preference of chunky peanut butter.

Side note: WHY IS WOOTBOT WEARING A GIMP BUNNY MASK!?!

CowboyDann


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skippykj wrote:Today I learned I'm probably a communist or a pervert based on my preference of chunky peanut butter.

Side note: WHY IS WOOTBOT WEARING A GIMP BUNNY MASK!?!



Well he was a bunny friday-monday and easter is over. That blows my theory out of the water

He was drinking on friday though. If bunnywoot-bot parties as hard as jesusbot, Wootbot got so hammered on good friday he woke up in a cave 3 days later.

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Anyways, These videos are all pretty much the same formula but I don't care. They're hilarious, keep making them.

curtise


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any of its first three syllables can make elementary schoolers snicker



If you talk about it as an adjective (peanut buttered), then the first FOUR SYLLABLES are hilarious at a grade 2 level! Heheheh... Turd.

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SBCJester21


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Learn about Peanut Butter

Programmerman


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So did you guys use the audio from the original Happy Snacking for this, or just the script? Becuase it was hilarious then and it's hilarious now. Happy snacking!

Face76


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Need banana.

WilfBrim


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Randall looked like he was about to puke after this one. Again.

zingriffy


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BLEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

workinpoor


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I was a little worried at first that the rye whiskey got left out, but half-way through, there it was!

joshaw


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I don't know how I missed this Happy Snacking! series so far but there needs to be more of these. Many, many more.

sawbones84


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this was actually pretty funny for a change!

klozitshoper


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Good one - meaning podcast & recipe!

ElanorRigby


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What a freaking huge knife to spread peanut butter! I thought that's what butter knives were for. I can't imagine what else one would do with a butter knife.

Also, gross. I like to thoroughly toast my (seriously-high-in-fiber) bread and then put PB and banana. Yum.

Even on a cloudy day, I'll keep my eyes fixed on the sun...

jeremytheindian


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Pro Tip: Use a spoon to spread peanut butter.


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myuen02


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I have truly never been more frightened of a man wielding a knife. Well done.

Programmerman


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Seriously, see also: the audio podcast from March 25, 2008.

http://www.woot.com/Blog/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=4221

travisl


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Programmerman wrote:Seriously, see also: the audio podcast from March 25, 2008.

http://www.woot.com/Blog/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=4221


Wow. That's some old bread.

Programmerman


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I would like seeing "Happy Snacking: Grilling" if only for the 9 Kilimanjaros of lighter fluid.

CatCK


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I'm one of those communists that likes chunky peanut butter.

Even better is almond butter. Yum.

Must admit that I've never added sugar on top.

PocketBrain


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That three fingers of rye whiskey pretty much goes with anything I cook, too. Although sometimes it's rum.

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