bigstan
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But these need to come in Zebra Stripe!
...to match my knives.
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Jae87
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"Woot! Soup" - Made with Monkey Bits and Crap!
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Birthday Crap - 7/12/09, Random Crap - 1/28/10, Adventure Crap - 4/1/10, Birthday Crap - 7/12/10, Brick of Carbonite - 12/6/11, Santa's Sack of Crap - 12/25/11
Chickaboo1962
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OK, I was on the fence about this one; but then read the reviews and jumped! In for two sets; keeping one for me and have a birthday gift for Mama!
Thanks Woot!
♫♫♫♫♫ Woot♪a♪licious ♫♫♫♫♫
Symbolic2007
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Call me selfish, but I just couldn't have my girlfriend never asking me to open a jar for her again. How else could I be her big, strong man? This device is an affront to chivalry! Harumph.
Metal is awesome, it's super-powerful and emotional, but at the end of the day we're dudes with long hair and guitars going "RAAAAAR!" -Devin Townsend
coolman01231
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Jae87 wrote:"Woot! Soup" - Made with Monkey Bits and Crap!

Always craving that hard quality post.
sain
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In for one. Chose the red one too :-)
Both wifey and I need help opening jars. The can opener is a nice extra (but already have a power opener that is arguably the best kitchen purchase I have ever made - as you can guess, the rest of the kitchen stuff purchases were made by my wife ;-))
Too many Woots to fit here :-(
Fountain3586
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Some creepy Chain Smoking Dude: Jar Jar Jar...
Some creepy Chain Smoking Dude: Can you say, Aye Captain?
Innocent Children: Aye Captin!
Some creepy Chain Smoking Dude: I can't hear you...
Innocent Children: Aye Captain...
Some creepy Chain Smoking Dude: Oh... who lives in a pineapple under the sea...
Favorite Woots: The First Years miSwivel Feeding Chair, Kiddy Sport’n Move Stroller, Sacs of Life Insulator 4 Reusable Shopping Bags, Daiwa Golf Bag, Energizer Light on Demand Twin Light Center, Ooma Telo ViIP Home Phone System, and a Stainless Steel Designer 6 Ounce Flask.
abitterwoman
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I'm still considering buying one but I've become obsessed with the Woot! soup. The fact that they told me we can't have it has made me want it very badly. Woot you are a cruel mistress.
"Computers don't make errors. What they do, they do on purpose."
zyrilia
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collinvh wrote:If anything ever happened to me my wife would be in dire need of a Jar Opener 
Don't let her see today's Woot, then. Or let her buy more life insurance on you.
The muzzle end of a .45 pretty much says 'go away' in every language.
inkycatz
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anyboatyourow wrote:It's amazing to me the things that come in different colors.
Seriously, these sit in a drawer.
It's entirely possible you may never use these in the presence of anyone who doesn't live with you. And in any case, they wouldn't even notice.
How could the color possibly matter?
It's like those fancy stripes on the inside of a shirt.
At least with underpants or duvet covers, there's a chance someone will see it (and care).
What next? Oil filters that match the color of your car? Motherboards in your favorite shade?
Some people like to match everything! It's a thing!
I'm just hanging out, really.