Woot, just so you know, I will be happy with whatever is in my Barrel of Crops... even if I'm not, you know what I mean?
Sure, my non-HD TV is old and dies every week or two, but don't let that pressure you. It's not about that, it's about wanting what I get. And I will. Because gosh darn it, I'm just going to say it -- I love you, Woot. It's true. I love you for the good, the bad, and for everything in between.
I won't love you any less if I get another broken desk fan shaped like a flower like I did that one time. Because that's how it works. That's how *love* works.
With Love Always,
Your Loving Love Loving Person.
Twelve bags of crap and counting.