carpeamentum wrote:There is a crap party in New Berlin apparently... (mine too)

Clearly they are such excellent confederations of crap that the New Berlin facility is having a hard time relinquishing them. Mine is still there, too.

dwbasham wrote:Maybe the Dreamie got a swirly before leaving the warehouse.

That's a repugnant idea. Fortunately, I'm confident it was mold and not some kind of stain. It's crap, but not CRAP.

Just got mine.
1 black nylon gym bag - perfect for carrying my winnings out and about.
1 table top tripod
2 bars of Simply Citrus natural soap (how did they know I was out of soap?)
2 Snap Straws that snap on top of soda cans (my little nieces will like those )
1 set of Logitech skins to Pimp my PSP
1 Flu and Germ Protection kit including masks and gloves
1 Dreamie sheet thingy
1 Women's small Shirt.Woot "Luke" (nice, but I'm a Men's XL)
It was fun as always. Thanks Woot!

zingriffy wrote:That's a repugnant idea. Fortunately, I'm confident it was mold and not some kind of stain. It's crap, but not CRAP.

Ew.

Well either way I would've just thrown the darn thing out. Props to you for trying to salvage it!


Both my boxes still haven't updated since leaving Dallas on Friday =(

Well my 4.1 lb pkg became a 1 lb pkg which now has become a 2.5 lb pkg. Where did my 1.6 lb go?? It's due for delivery tomorrow.

Lien007 wrote:My 12.2 in. x 9.6 in. x 9.2 in. 3.4 pound crap JUST got to Edison NJ after it left Kansas City early on Friday.

same here. same box dimensions too except mine weighs 2.8 lbs

I think I should go to the Edison warehouse and raid all the crap and maybe grab a Pastrami sandwich at Harrold's while I'm there.

Received my box today:

4.4 lbs
16 in. x 12.2 in. x 10.6 in.

1 - Recycled yellow grocery bag
1 - Terrific Turkey thermometer
2 - 9V batteries
2 - Snap Straw pop can covers
1 - Leather Cover for 7" Galaxy Tab device
1 - XL ladies Woot T-shirt (fits like a glove)



and

1 - Crayola Fairies 3D Activity Set Sidewalk chalk ($13.63 on Amazon.com)


Thanks Woot! well worth it. My kids will love the chalk set.

Jertyrael wrote:They will,... but it'll be the crap of the crap... le creme a la crap, if you will... at that point because all the crap crap was sent out and all they'll have left is the crappiest crap of all craps.... CRAP!

Actually, last November my crap was shorted a crap and they sent me new crap and it was much better crap than the previous crap.

wesbc wrote:Well my 4.1 lb pkg became a 1 lb pkg which now has become a 2.5 lb pkg. Where did my 1.6 lb go?? It's due for delivery tomorrow.

Sounds like some shenanigans happened at the fedex stop. Perhaps a disgruntled fedex employee mad about not scoring crap might have helped themselves to someone of yours.

Pedro105Woot wrote:Received my box today:
4.4 lbs
16 in. x 12.2 in. x 10.6 in.

1 - Recycled yellow grocery bag
1 - Terrific Turkey thermometer
2 - 9V batteries
2 - Snap Straw pop can covers
1 - Leather Cover for 7" Galaxy Tab device
1 - XL ladies Woot T-shirt (fits like a glove)

Either it was really cold in that room or you were entirely too excited to take that pic...

Pedro105Woot wrote:Received my box today:

Nice haul. Judging from the photo, it looks like you're very happy with it. ;)

zingriffy wrote:Hello! Long time follower of Woot, though I haven't bought much. I received a Brick of Carbonite today!

1 Weird XL Shirt
1 Galaxy Tab case
2 9v batteries
1 recycled materials flower bag
2 soda top things with straws.

And what would have been nice, but was instead rather disgusting

1 "Dreamie" that was inside a box that looked to be ran over by a truck. Instead we realized it had been dropped in a pond or something because the Dreamie inside was soaking wet and had spots of mold growing on it. Really disgusting. Washed my hands thoroughly after dropping it in the washing machine and hoping for the best.

Gross gross and more gross.

I got exactly this too but with a creepy S shirt instead. Thanks for the heads up on the Dreamie bc mold and breathing issues are bad news. Fortunately mine was pristine, but I the box wasn't so lucky so I was careful taking it out. Hope yours comes out clean in the wash!

wyk3d wrote:I wish I knew what happens in New Berlin, WI, it's like the black hole for all things fedex.

Ever wonder why they just sit...

Imagine a Fedex shipping manager yelling, "We have a whole pallet of crap over here, who wants to sort it?"

I think Woot! needs to remove the item description from the Shipping label to avoid this kind of confusion.

wesbc wrote:Well my 4.1 lb pkg became a 1 lb pkg which now has become a 2.5 lb pkg. Where did my 1.6 lb go?? It's due for delivery tomorrow.

Its the Box Opened Conspiracy...

Mine stayed at 8.4 pounds the whole way but was lighter once it arrived. I wouldn't have thought anything about it if mine hadn't arrived OPEN already.

I'm from Tennessee and we don't take kindly to folks diggin through our mail.

Has anyone's crap ever gained weight?

Jerk-lady tells me that my tracking number was wrong (it was not), and that they couldn't pull it anyway because it hadn't been scanned in. Oh, and there were over 200! packages in the back.

If it hasn't been scanned, how do I know it's there?

I'll give her that maybe it hadn't been sorted, but she wasn't very helpful about it.

Oh well, no birthday box. I can wait.

Got my crap! Mine had two tracking numbers, and the primary was 15 lbs. I actually got two packages! My second one was a fathead poster box!



Oneida Du Parc 65-Piece Flatware Set, Service for 12
Screwdriver Set
XL Women's Woot Shirt
Wine Tote
Diva Darling Facial Mitt x2
Germ and Flu Protection Supplies
Blue Duffel Bag
Tron: Legacy - Sam Flynn Fathead Poster

dwbasham wrote:I do look a little like my avatar.
Scary isn't it???

I look exactly like my avie.

sellbuyer92 wrote:Has anyone's crap ever gained weight?

..... Waiting for the punchline and rim-shot.

zingriffy wrote:1 "Dreamie" that was inside a box that looked to be ran over by a truck. Instead we realized it had been dropped in a pond or something because the Dreamie inside was soaking wet and had spots of mold growing on it. Really disgusting. Washed my hands thoroughly after dropping it in the washing machine and hoping for the best.

Gross gross and more gross.

You've never heard of a "Wet Dreamie"?

Ummm .... lpsession - you posted a full res image. On a forum.

eta: woot fixed it for you.

ikimashokie wrote:Jerk-lady tells me that my tracking number was wrong (it was not), and that they couldn't pull it anyway because it hadn't been scanned in. Oh, and there were over 200! packages in the back.

If it hasn't been scanned, how do I know it's there?

I'll give her that maybe it hadn't been sorted, but she wasn't very helpful about it.

Oh well, no birthday box. I can wait.

=(

You gotta be careful with those sorts of people though, or they'll go postal on you!


(P.S thanks to the mod who deleted my duplicate post earlier! <3)

Woot!

Two Bags are listed as out for delivery! Going to be a crappy evening for me and my wife!

Pedro105Woot wrote:Received my box today:

4.4 lbs
16 in. x 12.2 in. x 10.6 in.

1 - Recycled yellow grocery bag
1 - Terrific Turkey thermometer
2 - 9V batteries
2 - Snap Straw pop can covers
1 - Leather Cover for 7" Galaxy Tab device
1 - XL ladies Woot T-shirt (fits like a glove)

You won't need the turkey thermometer, it looks like the turkey is done...twice.

lovecraft wrote:You've never heard of a "Wet Dreamie"?

Groan...

Just got mine.

1x ladies small t-shirt
1x mini camera (might be fun to mess with)
2x 9 volt batteries
1x flower reusable bag
1x Galaxy tablet case

and the final item


Peg Leg Porker Smoke Like a Pro (valued at $39.99 on their site) Tho it looks like I am missing the wet sauce and the instruction manual.


Edit:
This is all that little camera can output.

It seems to give almost a sepia color to all pictures.

Both of my packages must have fallen in love in Kansas because they haven't been updated since they got there.

So far this is all looking like very common crappy crap. Here's hoping for some different stuff to start arriving!

Got mine. My girls opened the boxes and scattered everything around, so i don't have a picture. sorry!

box 1~ 12x9x9 2.8lb
1x convertible wine tote
1x flu prevention kit
2x facial cleaning mitten
2x tabletop tripods
1x blue gym bag
1x mystery science theater 3000 XVII DVD
1x women grey book rocket t-shirt XL

box 2~ 1lb
1x fathead tron wall decal (which my 4 year old happily applied to her bedroom wall right away.....i am crossing my fingers that she won't have any nightmares tonight)

not bad, thanks woot~!

My Bundles of Clones is on the fast track!
Quickly the larger of the two took the lead on its way to me.

May 2 - even on shipping info to Fed-Ex
May 2 - even on tracking numbers e-mailed to me
May 3 - larger is 3.5 hours ahead of the 1 pounder (arrives Dallas)
May 3 - 4 (REMEMBER KENT!) - larger is 6.25 ahead of the 1 pounder (departs Dallas)
May 6 - 7 - larger is 9.25 ahead of the 1 pounder (arrives in Chino)
May 7 - larger is 2.25 ahead of the 1 pounder (arrives in Anaheim)
Then showed the 1 pounder out for delivery.
Then a half hour later the larger one was out for delivery!

The delivery days are listed as May 9 and 10.
I will not open them till Friday the 11th.

flamesedge wrote:Just got mine.

1x ladies small t-shirt
1x mini camera (might be fun to mess with)
2x 9 volt batteries
1x flower reusable bag
1x Galaxy tablet case

and the final item

Peg Leg Porker Smoke Like a Pro (valued at $39.99 on their site) Tho it looks like I am missing the wet sauce and the instruction manual.

weight?

Edit to remove all the photos. Was taking up too much room.

It came! It came!
Great haul (as always- thanks to the troops in TX)
Got

• 2 9V Batteries
  
• 2 Snap Straws
  
• 1 Grape Bag (to join my other grape bag)
  
• 1 Terrific Turkey Thermometer
  
• 1 Four Classmates shirt
  
• 2 Diva Darling microfiber headband
  
• 1 Cow Parade cow - "Super Cow"
  

oops somehow doubleposted so I will delete this, drop my head in shame, and subject myself to endless mocking for the next 16 minutes

My four pound bundle of joy (coy?) arrived a day early!

3 green Texas air (why is the air green? I'm scared)
1 shopping bag with lots of flowers on it
1 Kiva wine tote (nice, will get used regularly)
1 leather Kindle cover (which would probably be very handy if I had a Kindle)
2 20 packs of AA batteries (woot! woot!)
1 large blue t-shirt (zombie- and dinosaur-free)
1 limited edition cow with surfboard (Cowabunga!)

Anybody need a Kindle cover or a surfing cow wearing sunglasses and a bathing suit?

2.7 lb 12x9x9 box
contents:

5 bags air
1 green tote bage w/ purple flower print
2 Sanyo AA Alkaline battery 4-pk
1 CyberAcoustics leather protective cover for the Kindle I do not own
1 Jerzees dark green plain t-shirt 3XL
1 Bell+Howell mini digital camera with a AAA battery and a USB cord
1 2012 WOOT wall calendar

Did I get my moneys worth? Absolutely. I just paid $8 to play "box box what's in the box?" I can give the tote to my mother for Mother's Day. I can always use batteries. The shirt is 100% cotton so maybe if I boil it a few times and run it in the dryer on extra-hot, I could use it as a slummin/lounge shirt. The camera will go to one of my kids to fool around with. The USB cord will be added to my box of misc cables. The WOOT calendar will be proudly displayed in my office for all my coworkers to admire.

Setral wrote:2x Tabletop Tripod: http://moofi.woot.com/moofi/workitgirl
Leather Galaxy Tab Case: http://www.amazon.com/Cyber-Acoustics-Leather-Samsung-SG-3050BK/dp/B0051GN992
Ironic Bunny T-Shirt Womens XL: http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=21323
2x Sanyo 4pack AA Batteries
BellHowell Mini DigiCam: http://www.amazon.com/Bell-Howell-Mini-Digital-Camera/dp/B0006SWJS2/
Bright Green w/ Purple Flower recycled bag.

Mine was pretty much the same. I'm glad I decided to stay away from the forum for the last few days, though.

FedEx tracking never updated from the 1 lb. 10.2" x 10.2" x 10.2" placeholder. The same thing happened last Bundles of Clones so I didn't know what to expect.

The box ended up being about 3 lbs, 12" x 9" x 9". Inside were:

(5) Bags Texas Air, black
(1) Tabletop Tripod Guru, green
(1) Leather Galaxy Tab case, black
(1) 4XL Hanes Beefy-T, navy (Thanks Woot. I know I haven't lost my pregnancy weight yet, but What the Force?!)
(2) Sanyo 4pack AA Batteries
(1) BellHowell Mini DigiCam
(1) Gwen's Nest recycled bag, bright green w/purple hydrangeas
(1) 2012 Woot! calendar



I'm going to look up and PM the user that said they wanted the recycle bags if we received them. Also, does anyone know if the Galaxy Tab case will fit a Kindle Fire? I just bought one for my mom for Mother's Day and it would be pretty sweet if it fit. If not, is there anyone that wants to trade a Kindle case for my Galaxy Tab case?

I'm thinking that this bag, and maybe some of the crappy goods from previous bags, will become part of my Dirty Santa gift for my office swap this year, muahahaha!

w00t! it finally arrived =)

8x - Cowboy farts
1x - Plain orange shirt size L
1x - Rechargeable battery pack for a Wii Fit
1x - Leather case for Kindle
1x - Neon green tote bag

Thanks, w00t! this is the crappiest bag to date =)

How does one judge the crappiness of their bag? Is it the minimum of 3 craps and a bag? Or is it the items and their conditions? Or is crappy actually good?

wvtechguru wrote:Ever wonder why they just sit...

Imagine a Fedex shipping manager yelling, "We have a whole pallet of crap over here, who wants to sort it?"

I think Woot! needs to remove the item description from the Shipping label to avoid this kind of confusion.

Mine escaped today. It is at my local post office.