My crap arrived 3 full days before expected. Surprise Crap!

I did get two packages.

First package (1 lb) not pictured is the Tron fathead.

Second Package (14.8 lbs) contents were:
1x Cow with two bears
1x Women's XL Shirt
1x Flu & Germ Protection supplies
2x Tabletop tripod
1x 4 piece screwdriver set
2x pink headbands
1x reusable wine tote
1x gym bag



Oh yeah, there was one more thing in there that accounted for the other 10 lbs


1x Wolfgang Puck 12 Cup programmable coffeemaker with charcoal filter.

Those eyes...they stare right through a guy.

I'm so happy with my haul! Thanks woot!

EDIT:
Just realized there was a letter with the coffeemaker.



It reads:

Hi there! Didn't expect to see us here, did you? Well, this piece of paper represents the spirit of Woot.com, and you can rest assured that our spirit is all up in your coffee maker today. In fact, our spirit even figured out a way to get out of your coffee maker! That's why you're seeing this note. Because our spirit figured out there's an issue with the cover. Yeah, we know. It was surprising to us, too.

But the nice people at Team Wolfgang Puck know that a coffee maker is supposed to be as leak-proof as possible, be it keeping in out corporate spirit or your delicious home-made coffee. That's why you'll note there's a second coffee pot lid cover thing included in your packaging. Unfortunately, because we're not actually there (except in spirit!) we can't just point and say "That's the one that works." It'll be up to you, loyal customer, to figure out which lid is leaky and which lid is secure. Think of it as an exciting game of chance.

From all of us here at Woot and Wolfgang Puck, we're sorry for the hassle, but we're happy that, eventually, you'll be drinking leak-free coffee. And then why not invite us over? We're free on Friday. Are you doing anything on Friday?

Yours in spirit,
Woot.com

A funny read, I'm free on Fridays woot!

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let me just link it

My 2nd bag

Got my bag this afternoon, seems pretty standard for the weight range (2.4lbs):

1x Bag with flower on it.
1x Plain Orange t-shirt (3XL)
1x Pop-Up Wine Bottle Carrier
1x Leather Kindle Case
1x Red Moo Cow - Silk Boxers, Heels, the whole nine yards!

Thanks Colonel! Until next time...

carpeamentum wrote:There is a crap party in New Berlin apparently... (mine too)

Yep, mine is there too.

kerneltrap wrote:My crap arrived 3 full days before expected. Surprise Crap!

EDIT:
Just released there was a letter with the coffeemaker.

A funny read, I'm free on Fridays woot!

Oh, how I love Woot. That's priceless.

Does the Colonel ever fill requests?

Mine arrived a day early 2.5lbs 12" x 9.6" x 9.2".
The Bundles of Clones contained:
1-Cow Parade "The Mooflower"
1-large blue t shirt
1-yellow bag
1-kindle cover

Well one one lb due tomorrow and another one lb due wednesday.

Don't really have my hopes up unless one turns out to be a typo and is actually 100 lbs.

sigh.

I got my first Brick of Carbonite today and was very excited.

I was one of the few that got multiple tracking numbers, and my second package had placeholder weights and turned out to be a tron fathead, I will pass that onto my brother who likes tron.

My actual box weighted 4.5lbs with the dimensions of 12.2 in. x 9.6 in. x 9.5 in.

Contained the following:

• (1) black nylon duffel bag
  
• (1) Microsoft Wireless Mobile Mouse 4000 (which I had to laugh at cause I kept saying I wanted a gaming mouse and ColonelCrap sends me this!)
  
• (1) Terrific Turkey probe
  
• (1) Skil Mini T-Handle Set (28 piece)
  
• (1) LED Lenser Flashlight box (sans flashlight)
  
• (1) Energizer LED Industrial Rubber Flashlight
  
• (3) Tabletop Tripods (which I was actually hoping to get!)
  
• (1) Flu and Germ Protection Supplies from RightResponse
  
• (1) Natural Body Soap, Sweet Honey (for the next woot-off so I remember to shower? ~ haha....)
  

• A Woot! First !!1! Anniversary Shirt XL (my size!)
  
• Sandisk Sansa Clip Plus Black 4GB MP3 player
  

grimskull89 wrote:I got my first Brick of Carbonite today and was very excited.

I was one of the few that got multiple tracking numbers, and my second package had placeholder weights and turned out to be a tron fathead, I will pass that onto my brother who likes tron.

Nice one!

kerneltrap wrote:



A funny read, I'm free on Fridays woot!

Call them!!!! They want a date!

mingsty wrote:
2.9 lbs

(1) M-Audio Fast track
Not too bad. If anyone is interested in the M-Audio let me know...it's for sale or trade!

eBay it. That thing is worth over $100. Nice haul!

Linad wrote:Nice one!

Isn't it? I see why people have been coming here for years!

sellbuyer92 wrote:Does the Colonel ever fill requests?

Yes and No...

Sometimes yes, there was the guy who asked for a bunch of toys for his children and received quite the Bundles of Clones

Sometimes no.

Sometimes he gives you kind of what you asked for.

I didn't directly ask the Colonel for a mouse, but it was my purpose for paying attention to the last woot-off, and stated it a few times. Low and behold, the Colonel rations me a mouse.

Good times were had when I saw it.

grimskull89 wrote:Isn't it? I see why people have been coming here for years!

Its very amusing that you got the mouse you asked for! Everyone that's been asking for ponys has been getting cows instead haha

Ok, my crap came two days early. Pretty unique crap too I think.

I did get two packages.

First package (3.2 lbs)
(1) Black nylon gym bag
(1) Flu and Germ Protection Supplies from RightResponse
(2) Tabletop tripod
(2) Diva Darling facial mitts
(1) Terrific Turkey probe
(1) ABCs & 123s 6 DVD set
(1) Harbinger XXL KCR Gloves

And the special item!

A Woot! First Anniversary Shirt XL (number 2757/4100)


Second package (1 lb) was the Tron fathead.


Thanks and very well done Woot!
(I'll post a pic in a bit)

Got mine a day early! It consisted of:

3x sausage tubes of Texas air
4x 9v Batteries, new in package
1x blue Snuggie
1x booklight
1x green reusable shopping bag
2x 12oz can covers with straws
1x womens XL blue babydoll "CTRL-Z" tee
1x leather case for a 7" Galaxy Tablet.
and 1x Woot-branded cardboard chinchilla playbox in which all the rest of the crap was shipped.

Now I just gotta get me a 7" Galaxy tablet. :D

Thanks, woot! The wife was actually pleased!

grimskull89 wrote:Yes and No...

Sometimes yes, there was the guy who asked for a bunch of toys for his children and received quite the Bundles of Clones

Correction: The toys were pre-Colonel.

I don't count the Texas air as I live in Texas...

1 Tron fathead
1 Small Kids "Just say no to Scurvy" Shirt
1 XL Blue Shirt
1 Turkey Timer
1 Tom Tom GPS
1 ? Woot bag
4 pack AAA Batteries

Thanks Woot!!!!!!!

jennyland wrote:Correction: The toys were pre-Colonel.

Shh! don't let the others know I'm a woot! padawan

*runs away*

orchurch wrote:Mine arrived a day early 2.5lbs 12" x 9.6" x 9.2".

Identical, except for the color of shirt.
Ah well...previous bags have been (much) better, future ones will be better.

My Bundles of Clones contents:

2 - 4 pack of AA batteries
1 - Bag with flower on it
1 - Leather Kindle cover
1 - Woot Calendar
1 - Mini digital camera
1 - Red Members Mark (Sams brand)T-shirt, Size L

Big box came in. Got excited. Jumped up and down. Opened it... It was just my topsy turvy tomato thing =(

Linad wrote:Call them!!!! They want a date!

So woot, you want to come over for hot coffee?

kerneltrap wrote:So woot, you want to come over for hot coffee?

Coffee coffee?

Or GTA III hot coffee?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Coffee_mod

Box 1 of 2 arrived:
14 in. x 10.5 in. x 8.6 in.
5.7 lbs.

1x Red Duffel
1x Flu and Germ Protection Supplies
1x T-shirt size L (little? it's pretty small)
1x Sweet Honey natural body soap bar
1x convertable/collapsable wine tote
2x Diva Darling microfiber headband (pink)
2x tabletop tripod
1x Star Wars Tie Fighter sandwich cutter
1x Star Wars Millenium Falcon sandwich cutter
and
1x RC DX-3200 3-channel Gyro Helicopter
54x AA batteries (the helicopter remote control uses 8 AA batteries)



the 1 lb package is 'out for delivery'

And...Thank you Colonel and Woot.

sellbuyer92 wrote:How does one judge the crappiness of their bag? Is it the minimum of 3 craps and a bag? Or is it the items and their conditions? Or is crappy actually good?

If it's crap I want or can use, it's good crap. If I don't want it or can't use it, it's crap crap. All the bags are worth more than the $8 you spent on it. But if it's, say, $40 worth of crap I don't want, it isn't worth anything to me, even though it may be worth something to somebody. I haven't gotten too many of these, but I've always found people who want the items I don't want. To me, the value is the challenge/glory of "winning" one (if you can consider actually paying for crap to be a "win").

i got mine.

1x Black duffel bag
4x table top tripods
1x Flu and Germ protection supply kit
1x Energizer LED flashlight
1x Terrific Turkey Turkey timer
1x Bar of Sweet honey natural body soap.
1x Womens XL Substitute Teacher Shirt (http://shirt.woot.com/Forums/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=4603121)
1x BPA free aluminum water bottle with green neoprene sleeve
1x Tron Legacy fathead poster

Decent. im happy

third Brick of Carbonite! (first non-santa's sack and most exciting so far)

2.6 lbs of crappy goodness!

-- women's XL shirt with the hipster bunny (too excited and eager to post to go digging back to find the exact name of the shirt)
-- 2 packs of AA batteries
-- that little digital camera
-- 2 table top tripods
-- bright green reusable bag with a big purple flower on it
-- galaxy tablet leather cover

more than enough to keep me coming back and trying for more next time

thanks woot!


edit-- ironic bunny women's XL shirt

Arriving a day early for both of us, my wife and I received our Baskets of Cats today. Both weighed in at the expected 3 lbs or so, and lived in 12 x 9 x 9 boxes, though mine was plain while hers said Woot! on the outside.

My Craptastic Collection:



2 Green bags of Woot-Gas
2 Blue Nylon Mini-Duffels
1 Sanyo Mini Camera Bag
2 SnapStraw Can Cover and Sippy Straw Sets
1 Right Response Flu & Germ Protection Kit (hidden in picture)
1 Logitech Playgear Pocket Skin Kit
1 Size WXL White Woot-Shirt with Pink and Gray Pictures on it
1 Cow Parade "Super Cow"

Looks like I got three bags and five craps. More than sufficient, especially since I managed to use a $5 coupon on this one, so shipping was effectively free.
We'll find a use for some of it, the rest will go to charity or the thrift store.
As usual, Luna is hovering over my Crap. She loves when the Bags arrive, so she can perfect her levitation skills.


HelenHalla's Basket of Cats included:



7 Sacks of Woot-Gas
1 Green Recycle Bag with Purple Flowers
1 Unprinted Size L Bright Orange T-Shirt
1 Cyberacoustics Leather Kindle Cover
1 nFUZE Mini Compact Speaker System
20 (yes 20) Cupcake Lip Balms

As above, some will be used, some to charity.
Luna also enjoyed this bag, and is doing handstands around it.

We enjoyed the game. Thanks, Woot!

I wish I could properly express to all of you how much I desperately want a Mooflower. My crap arrives May 10th, and all I can do is hope and pray to the Woot gods.

I received my 2nd tracking # box today to go along with the 14.9lb I received a couple days ago.

Made a video of the first one.

Spoiler = Cuisinart blender/food processor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83J9BjeMO-s

Today's 1lb box

Pretty much more of the same. As usual, more than $8 worth of crap, even if it isn't the crap you want. For the most part, I can put this stuff to good use.

3x Bags of Texas air
1x "Cake or Death" t-shirt (women's XL)
1x Generic blue nylon roll duffel
2x Snap Straws (one blue/one yellow)
1x Flu & germ protection supplies (face masks, latex gloves, hand sanitizer)
1x Paper Mousepad with ToDo list functionality
1x Logitech PlayGear Pocket skin kit
1x "Teddy Bears on the Moove" from Cow Parade

2.6 lbs of crap arrived today as scheduled!
The winnings include:
4x bags Texas air - green
1x green bag
1x cow parade cow on a surfboard
1x leather case for kindle
1x Duracell rechargeable instant usb charger
1x navy blue shirt - in a 4x! I wear a large woot!

How early compared to the estimated delivery date are people getting their Brick of Carbonite?

Mine just got postponed a day and it's when I'm moving out now, and I'd prefer not to center my moving around waiting for it.

I definitely don't understand why it took 3.5 days to get from Dallas to Phoenix, and it still needs to travel more...

Mine still says departed Texas...

Hmm anyone know if Goodwill will except Tron Fathead's or will I actually have to call them and find out.

mariomario42 wrote:How early compared to the estimated delivery date are people getting their Brick of Carbonite?

Mine just got postponed a day and it's when I'm moving out now, and I'd prefer not to center my moving around waiting for it.

I definitely don't understand why it took 3.5 days to get from Dallas to Phoenix, and it still needs to travel more...

Smartpost is cheap, but slow. When FedEx hands your package over to the local post office they estimate 2 days to deliver it, however on some occasions it may be delivered the same day it gets handed off.

flamesedge wrote:

Edit:
This is all that little camera can output.

It seems to give almost a sepia color to all pictures.

Ability to take photos with a filter to make it look like it has Sepia colors?!?!? According to Facebook, it's worth 1 Billion dollars.

My Bundles of Clones (s) statuses have been at departed Fed Ex Dallas for the last 3 days now so I'm not sure what's going on. I'm excited either way and really hoping I get one of those table top tripod thingys as it would make it easier to photograph my jewelry and it would be crap I can use. The fathead that is in the second package however ... most likely going to my 10 year old nephew.