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Schwetty Balls Golf Balls - 12 Pack

Speed to First Woot:
0m 22.228s
First Sucker:
bhatch46
Last Wooter to Woot:
sloppybunny
Last Purchase:
a year ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 29% of Woot.com Woots
Top 13% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
Top 18% of Woot.com Woots
Top 15% of all Woots

Purchaser Experience

  • 4% first woot
  • 4% second woot
  • 22% < 10 woots
  • 28% < 25 woots
  • 42% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 88% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 64% bought 1
  • 21% bought 2
  • 15% bought 3

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kerneltrap


quality posts: 8 Private Messages kerneltrap

balls

wootalyzer


quality posts: 1 Private Messages wootalyzer

Wootalyzer's Pricing Post! - The price of today's woot item is saved here for future reference
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Schwetty Balls Golf Balls - 12 Pack
$9.99 + $5 Shipping
Condition: New

*DISCLAIMER* Wootalyzer! is in no way affiliated with Woot!, and this post may not always be here!

wodowooter


quality posts: 2 Private Messages wodowooter

bwhahahhhaaaaa

Golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of a middle-aged man to a female bosom. ~Michael Green, The Art of Coarse Golf, 1967

WootMe 3x-BeerMe 2x

wollern


quality posts: 5 Private Messages wollern

does this come with ice cream?

omh1009


quality posts: 7 Private Messages omh1009

Awww...Bawlsss!

Pinged from Newark NJ, to Fort Worth Texas.

marceepauff


quality posts: 5 Private Messages marceepauff

So, we're looking at a 2 or 3 day wootoff then, huh?

3eyore


quality posts: 7 Private Messages 3eyore

SERIOUSLY?????

smalltwig


quality posts: 1 Private Messages smalltwig
kerneltrap wrote:balls



at least their cheap. plus people can always use a few more balls


i've been listening to the woot off theme song on repeat since that fertilizer-top came up

caramil3


quality posts: 3 Private Messages caramil3

awwww my favorite Schwetty Balls!

Bizarro!

freakvault


quality posts: 0 Private Messages freakvault

hahaha sweaty balls!

idleprocess


quality posts: 0 Private Messages idleprocess

Clever ... yet it's not.

todzia16


quality posts: 0 Private Messages todzia16

No one can resist the schewetty balls...

adamchatfield


quality posts: 0 Private Messages adamchatfield

Schwetty balls, hahahahahahha what a great name for a golf ball company LMAO

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joshobra


quality posts: 30 Private Messages joshobra
marceepauff wrote:So, we're looking at a 2 or 3 day wootoff then, huh?



This is tortue... I could've been watching a movie right now.

POSSIBLY THE BEST BoC THREAD EVER. (With a story!~)
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sellbuyer92


quality posts: 26 Private Messages sellbuyer92
marceepauff wrote:So, we're looking at a 2 or 3 day wootoff then, huh?



but schwetty balls usually come during the night...but what was up with that unusually long break between items? are the woot elves gearing up???

I had a cool signature, but then I took an arrow to the knee!

potter412


quality posts: 7 Private Messages potter412

I bought the other balls earlier... someone else's turn now!

Winning!

caramil3


quality posts: 3 Private Messages caramil3

Wouldn't be a woot-off without the Schwetty Balls!

Bizarro!

DaveInSoCal


quality posts: 15 Private Messages DaveInSoCal

These make great gifts for golfers. Or people who aren't golfers but keep getting dragged out golfing with friends who insist that they'll "learn to like it".

All my posts are Quality Posts. Even when they're not.

gertiestn


quality posts: 38 Private Messages gertiestn
todzia16 wrote:No one can resist the schewetty balls...



Wanna bet? Watch me!

darkxmoon


quality posts: 0 Private Messages darkxmoon
idleprocess wrote:Clever ... yet it's not.



You and me got different definitions on that one.

Lightfeather


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Lightfeather

I don't even play golf but I'd be tempted to get these and just leave them out for company to find as a conversation piece.

I'll leave them on the sofa and excuse myself as I retrieve my Schwetty Balls before someone can sit upon them.

darktide00


quality posts: 3 Private Messages darktide00

The world needs ditch diggers too....

I told you not to bother me while I'm cleaning my Room!

alexmg2420


quality posts: 5 Private Messages alexmg2420

Aww, come on Woot! Putting up one weed killer after another? That's disappointing.

muhnute


quality posts: 0 Private Messages muhnute

Not even refurbs...balls!

Will these work with my Mac?

omh1009


quality posts: 7 Private Messages omh1009
caramil3 wrote:awwww my favorite Schwetty Balls!



Oh please don't.

Pinged from Newark NJ, to Fort Worth Texas.

dukenilnil


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dukenilnil

Can't believe we haven't had 2 or 3 Dyson offers yet. Now that the Schwetty balls have made an appearance, can't be too much longer for the Dyson run

JirafaBo


quality posts: 2 Private Messages JirafaBo

Comon Woot! put up the Foot Flushers and the pop-up Lawn Sprinklers! I need 3 of each!

rick21n


quality posts: 2 Private Messages rick21n

In for two... after all they are supposed to come in pairs.

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caramil3


quality posts: 3 Private Messages caramil3
todzia16 wrote:No one can resist the schewetty balls...



Well if you've seen one Schwetty Balls you've seen them all...not!

Bizarro!

equazcion


quality posts: 65 Private Messages equazcion
sellbuyer92 wrote:but schwetty balls usually come during the night...but what was up with that unusually long break between items? are the woot elves gearing up???



Schwetty balls usually... what?

Have you been eating that sandwich again?

novastarj


quality posts: 30 Private Messages novastarj

Good price for some high quality balls. $6.99 for a pair on their website.

joshobra


quality posts: 30 Private Messages joshobra

In for two and a jumbo hotdog please!

POSSIBLY THE BEST BoC THREAD EVER. (With a story!~)
O-M-G! That Squirrel stole my Bag of Crap!

equazcion


quality posts: 65 Private Messages equazcion

caramil3


quality posts: 3 Private Messages caramil3
omh1009 wrote:Oh please don't.



Sorry I couldn't resist! You just don't know how I feel about those Schwetty Balls!

Bizarro!

KidA0723


quality posts: 11 Private Messages KidA0723

They sell blue ones on their site.

More Bunnies Ogling Carrots's please!

caramil3


quality posts: 3 Private Messages caramil3
joshobra wrote:In for two and a jumbo hotdog please!



And a couple of Schwetty Balls?

Bizarro!

kadsworld


quality posts: 10 Private Messages kadsworld

Schwetty Balls? Aren't we tired of that joke by now?

cjs0924


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cjs0924

10 dollars more on amazon with prime.

http://www.amazon.com/Schwetty-Balls-The-Name-Says/dp/B002ERQN5I/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1335316874&sr=8-1

marceepauff


quality posts: 5 Private Messages marceepauff

Ohhhhhhh....I get it.