caramil3


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novastarj wrote:Good price for some high quality balls. $6.99 for a pair on their website.



Correction: High quality Schwetty Balls.

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JMHSRV


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could be a while.. may as well watch my fish

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/jmhsrv-fish

caramil3


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kadsworld wrote:Schwetty Balls? Aren't we tired of that joke by now?



Nope! Never!

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wiz1369


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Im guessing that a referb Sansa MP3 player is next? lol

jseureau


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jseureau

Haha ball jokes you guys are so original!

KidA0723


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caramil3 wrote:Nope! Never!



Agreed.

More Bunnies Ogling Carrots's please!

marceepauff


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JMHSRV wrote:could be a while.. may as well watch my fish

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/jmhsrv-fish



Time to clean the tank, buddy.

omh1009


quality posts: 7 Private Messages omh1009

Every time this come up, is the same SNL fest of tired jokes.

Woot-offs have taught me to hate Alec Baldwin.

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caramil3


quality posts: 3 Private Messages caramil3
JMHSRV wrote:could be a while.. may as well watch my fish

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/jmhsrv-fish



Or if you please, you can wash your Schwetty Balls. Just sayin...

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Jamessir


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Jamessir

Are Dusty Muffins next?

I'm so easy a caveman could do me!

JMHSRV


quality posts: 3 Private Messages JMHSRV
marceepauff wrote:Time to clean the tank, buddy.



just did a half tank change half an hour ago.. the tank is adjusting, its fairly new.. 28 gallons three baseball sized fish

sperzel


quality posts: 1 Private Messages sperzel

I can't remember the last time I had schwetty.

KidA0723


quality posts: 11 Private Messages KidA0723

They are marked L and R. HAHA!!

More Bunnies Ogling Carrots's please!

Felton10


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Would someone please explain to me why I need more Schwetty Balls when I already have two.

KidA0723


quality posts: 11 Private Messages KidA0723

Does anyone know if these are any good, anyways?

More Bunnies Ogling Carrots's please!

caramil3


quality posts: 3 Private Messages caramil3
JMHSRV wrote:just did a half tank change half an hour ago.. the tank is adjusting, its fairly new.. 28 gallons three baseball sized fish



You can always buy some Schwetty Balls to throw in your tank. I'm sure your fish will love it.

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nolefan413


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Oh, man this is awesome. See, it almost sounds like "sweaty balls" but instead it's "schwetty balls" so you're not really saying something naughty but everyone will think you are. It's just brilliant comedy. TROLOLOLROFLMMFAOZOMGWTFBBQYUCK!

This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

novastarj


quality posts: 30 Private Messages novastarj
Felton10 wrote:Would someone please explain to me why I need more Schwetty Balls when I already have two.



Well how far do yours fly when you hit them with a golf club? Maybe it's time to upgrade.

caramil3


quality posts: 3 Private Messages caramil3
nolefan413 wrote:Oh, man this is awesome. See, it almost sounds like "sweaty balls" but instead it's "schwetty balls" so you're not really saying something naughty but everyone will think you are. It's just brilliant comedy. TROLOLOLROFLMMFAOZOMGWTFBBQYUCK!



You got it...Schwetty Balls!

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clangle


quality posts: 3 Private Messages clangle

Enough with this already. Seriously. It was funny the first 80,000 times or so. Let's move on.

darkxmoon


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kadsworld wrote:Schwetty Balls? Aren't we tired of that joke by now?



Hell No!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxeO-4lIpL8&feature=related

omh1009


quality posts: 7 Private Messages omh1009

It will be a hoot too when SouthPark launches their sport marketing line called ChocolateSalty by Chef.

Grow up.

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caramil3


quality posts: 3 Private Messages caramil3
novastarj wrote:Well how far do yours fly when you hit them with a golf club? Maybe it's time to upgrade.



You can never have too many Schwetty Balls. Sorry THAT's just not possible.

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darktide00


quality posts: 3 Private Messages darktide00
nolefan413 wrote:Oh, man this is awesome. See, it almost sounds like "sweaty balls" but instead it's "schwetty balls" so you're not really saying something naughty but everyone will think you are. It's just brilliant comedy. TROLOLOLROFLMMFAOZOMGWTFBBQYUCK!



I have been drinking allll day... please don't do this to my brain...

I told you not to bother me while I'm cleaning my Room!

jseureau


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jseureau
darktide00 wrote:The world needs ditch diggers too....



Is there something wrong with digging ditches?

sellbuyer92


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I think there should be an award to anyone who can make a quality post about Schwetty Balls...

I had a cool signature, but then I took an arrow to the knee!

Lukeonia1


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So, are the ones marked with an R just for male golfers, and the ones marked with L just for female golfers?

~Lukeonia1

(I overuse parentheses.)

papapearce


quality posts: 3 Private Messages papapearce

ROFL! http://schwettyballs.com/award.shtml <-- the Schwetty Balls awards page is down.

blkcloud


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In for 3 for donation for "Lefty's" charity golf outing next month. Thanks Woot. These will go over BIG! LOL

Edit: Wow, $25 on Amazon..... I feel like I got away with something here

caramil3


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clangle wrote:Enough with this already. Seriously. It was funny the first 80,000 times or so. Let's move on.



that's what she said...

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KidA0723


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Tis is a quality post about schwetty balls. They are awesome.

More Bunnies Ogling Carrots's please!

pollock56th


quality posts: 1 Private Messages pollock56th

Where are the emergency cots?

omh1009


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caramil3 wrote:that's what she said...



That doesn't even make sense.

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caramil3


quality posts: 3 Private Messages caramil3
pollock56th wrote:Where are the emergency cots?



Cots? Why? do you need something to put your Schwetty Balls on? I would use a bag if I were you.

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clangle


quality posts: 3 Private Messages clangle

[quote postid="4967054" user="omh1009"]It will be a hoot too when SouthPark launches their sport marketing line called ChocolateSalty by Chef.

See, now THAT one I wouldn't have thought of......

andrewkl


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When I golf, I take a Sham Wow with me to clean my clubs and...and...stuff. We need a sham wow next, so I can clean my schwetty balls on the golf course.

Just really damn lucky: Random Crap: 2/15/08, 2/19/09, 12/25/09, 4/1/10, 12/1/10, 12/25/10, 4/1/11, 5/11/11, 9/14/11, 10/12/11, 12/25/11

papapearce


quality posts: 3 Private Messages papapearce

No joke though guys, why ARE the balls labeled "L" and "R"? What significance might that have?

smalltwig


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JMHSRV wrote:could be a while.. may as well watch my fish

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/jmhsrv-fish



lol you were't kidding. but i would rather watch videos of the sony rolly.

caramil3


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omh1009 wrote:That doesn't even make sense.



That's what she said...it doesn't make sense!

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equazcion


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Is it just me or are they glistening?

Have you been eating that sandwich again?