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Sylvania Universal Tilting TV Wall Mount
$29.99 + $5 Shipping
Condition: New

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what a joke

Whelp I can drive home now, be back in a few.

Again?

Oh My Fruitful Garden REALLY!!!! =0

Police Officer: Congratulations.
Charlie Tweeder: Congratulations to you, too.
Police Officer: Congratulations for what?
Charlie Tweeder: For getting to wear such cute "mountme" hats.
Police Officer: Mount me?
Charlie Tweeder: Not right away. After a few drinks...

baywatchboy15 wrote:Again?

This one TILTS!

Pay no mind to the exact same Deals.woot.com offer.

Will this work with my M a c ?

Has anyone had any success drilling these into wet plaster walls?

space0matic wrote:Has anyone had any success drilling these into wet plaster walls?

Define success.

yeahbuddy wrote:Will this work with my M a c ?

Money Access Center?

(Anyone old enough and in the right region of the US to remember when the ATM was the "M.A.C. machine?")

Most people think the tilt feature is for better viewing. But it's actually a design feature borrowed from armor plating. The angle helps to deflect armor piercing Wii remotes.

ThunderThighs wrote:NO, this is a joke:

The clerk asked me, "Cash, check or charge?" after ringing up my purchase.

As I fumbled through my wallet, she noticed a remote control for a television set in my purse.

"Do you always carry your TV remote?" she asked.

"No," I replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him!

I laughed after you said check, but the joke kept going anyway.

dreweasland wrote:I laughed after you said check, but the joke kept going anyway.

I did too. Who still uses those? lol

teenracer6 wrote:

Sure I can!

ThunderThighs wrote:NO, this is a joke:

The clerk asked me, "Cash, check or charge?" after ringing up my purchase.

As I fumbled through my wallet, she noticed a remote control for a television set in my purse.

"Do you always carry your TV remote?" she asked.

"No," I replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him!

jokes like this killed vaudeville;-)

Hey now you lay off HIMYM!!!

ThunderThighs wrote:NO, this is a joke:

The clerk asked me, "Cash, check or charge?" after ringing up my purchase.

As I fumbled through my wallet, she noticed a remote control for a television set in my purse.

"Do you always carry your TV remote?" she asked.

"No," I replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him!

I cannot.. help.. self.. must turn everything into memes...

accretion wrote:Define success.

without tearing out big, unwanted chunks of plaster all around the screws

dreweasland wrote:I laughed after you said check, but the joke kept going anyway.

Your post > the original joke

cappo wrote:Sure I can!

hahahaha.

space0matic wrote:without tearing out big, unwanted chunks of plaster all around the screws

In that case, No.

space0matic wrote:without tearing out big, unwanted chunks of plaster all around the screws

If they're unwanted, why wouldn't you want them torn out?

grimskull89 wrote:

I cannot.. help.. self.. must turn everything into memes...

The last one, I was at work and gave up when the guitar air picks were almost done. Turned off my interwebs and went home. Only to find it was the next thing. Same thing yesterday morning, I forgot to turn on wootalyzer when I got to work, after watching all night.

I've always wanted to make a quality post. And then I realized I have nothing of quality to say about anything.

Banana.

God bless Texas.

Well, guess I was wrong.

Love woot!

gooba wrote:I've always wanted to make a quality post. And then I realized I have nothing of quality to say about anything.

Banana.

God bless Texas.

Well, guess I was wrong.

Love woot!

Same. And then I got one. Although I missed it and now I have no idea what my quality post even was.

I can see the potential for alternate uses with this item:

Coat rack

Extreme Horseshoes - for upcoming summer parties

Doorstop for giants

Hanging time out spot for misbehaving kid

TV tray with tilting action for the laziest people alive (also could be used for folks with hangovers - attach a barf bag to one side and breakfast on the other.)

Two words: hemorrhoid chair.

ThunderThighs wrote:The old ladies in front of me at the grocery store.

This is almost fun. lol

dreweasland wrote:Same. And then I got one. Although I missed it and now I have no idea what my quality post even was.

I thought I got one once... but the ticker never ticked.

ThunderThighs wrote:

As I fumbled through my wallet, she noticed a remote control for a television set in my purse.

What's a "remote control" . Sounds like alien mind control to me.
I watched some shows about that on my TV.

I do wish those shows would all be on one channel.
When ever a show comes on another channel, I have to walk over to the TV and bend down to turn the channel knob while keeping my tin foil hat from falling off.

This woot deal looks like something to hang my tin foil hat on.
I bet it's just a ruse to get me to take my hat off so they can read my thoughts and use their mind control on me!

I'm not falling for that trick, no siree!

scarredwithstars wrote:The last one, I was at work and gave up when the guitar air picks were almost done. Turned off my interwebs and went home. Only to find it was the next thing. Same thing yesterday morning, I forgot to turn on wootalyzer when I got to work, after watching all night.

Yeah.. I had a similar experience during the last woot-off and I hadn't even been paying attention the whole time, think it was a roku box. I was doing it without wootalyzer then, I came prepared this time!