abitterwoman
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maggie3052 wrote:Most married women I know would buy before the single ones.
For the record, I have never bought a flashlight.(But maybe that's only because I'm still in the dating phase.)
"Computers don't make errors. What they do, they do on purpose."
olcubmaster
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Johnnys13 wrote:...They are a lot smaller than I thought. It's pretty much useless all around but it's cheap if that makes it any better...
Obligatory "That's what she said!"
Sugar 'em up and send 'em home
kevielumps
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Come on, guys, batteries might be scarce during the zombie apocalypse. Stock up!
We're all children of one big universe, so you don't have to be a chump. -Ben Folds
abitterwoman
quality posts: 26
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maggie3052 wrote:Yup. After a few years of marriage, you'll probably buy a flashlight.
Didn't you get a marriage proposal a few days ago?
Yes. I'm just holding out for someone with more Quality Posts. That's right, I'm a gold-digger.
Therealjrn- Well now that you showed me that puppy I'm doing fantastic!
"Computers don't make errors. What they do, they do on purpose."
abitterwoman
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angerbender wrote:I'm a level 18 paladin. I have 98 hit points and have a Helm of Disintegration. It does 1d4 points of damage.
Everyone knows a paladin can't wear a Helm of Disintegration. You don't need to lie to impress me.
Therealjrn- Just so you know, I won't sign a pre-nup. I get half your QPs if things go sour.
"Computers don't make errors. What they do, they do on purpose."
rick21n
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abitterwoman wrote:Everyone knows a paladin can't wear a Helm of Disintegration. You don't need to lie to impress me.
Therealjrn- Just so you know, I won't sign a pre-nup. I get half your QPs if things go sour.
That might just be a...
But thats up to Therealjrn
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