I couldn't resist. For old times sake:
1. (see link below in my signature).

Feel free to improve (with sincere apologies to Frank):

And now the end is near
And so I face the final monkey
My friend I'll say it clear
I've bought some crap, was so unlucky
I've saved a lot that's true
I bought each and every woot-off
And more, much more than this
I wooted my way
The Bags I've had a few
But then again too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And hit F5 without exception
I sought each silly mouse
Each careful step to get the cheapest
And more, much more than this
I wooted my way
Yes there were times I'm sure you knew
When I bought way more than I ever use
But through it all when there was doubt
I charged it all as my way out, I bought it all
And I stood tall and wooted my way
I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill, my share of losing
And now as tears subside
I find it all so amusing
To think I bought all that
And may I say not in a shy way
Oh no, oh no, not me
I wooted my way
For what is a man what has he got
If not a Flip then he has not
To say the things he truly feels
That "this" woot-off had the "worst" deals???
The record shows I wrote this prose
And wooted my way
Yes wooted my way

and 2.
"Over?"



Sorry, miss you all. Got at least 6 hours of work. Good night.

bpr2 wrote:No, I ACTUALLY already have this version.

I got one in my last bracelet of corn.

Jylissia wrote:I'm so happy to have a fun WOOT! item to give to my son for his 16th birthday.
Been on here since 2004 - 2006, not sure which year and I've yet to ever get a single Barrel of Crops. My screams of NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! as it turned to sold out, could be heard outside my house I'm sure. The years will go on and I will continue trying.
I Love Woot!

September 10, 2004. If you mouse over the little square under your username in the post, it tells you. Or maybe I'm just psychic.

OK, I got my six-pack and am ready to ride this thing out til midnight, I hope this ain't the end!

Great woot-off! Thanks Woot Staff!

An oatmeal bath and a strong salve should take care of that Rash of Roku you had.

Thanks woot! for a NON SUCKY wootoff!!!

How appropriate, you fight like a milkmaid.

ThunderThighs wrote:Sorry, they can't make changes to orders (except canceling) during woot-offs. Stuff moves too fast and is usual sold until gone.

Gotcha. I wrote service@woot.com to cancel. I'm hoping for some crazy reason its cancelled within the next half hour so I can re-order. Totally not going to happen, but one can hope.

I'm kicking myself on the Bunnies Ogling Carrots though. I was entering the wrong freggin security code each time I tried to get one. I memorized the wrong code. I'm pretty sure I would have had one if it hadn't been for my ultra stupidity -_-

This monkeys have snouts! get somebody on that pronto!

dannnnnn wrote:I'm pretty sure they had that up at least three times this woot off.

At least 5 times.

I know I didn't get one two times in a row, then got one on the 3rd try.

I slept through one of them.

And the first one they put up they only sold one...

Maybe a marauding multiple monkey marathon of madness!

These things are great smile-makers (well, unless you are a "victim" and even then it is tough to keep a straight face). They are good ice-breakers, signals of a meeting-gone-on-too-long, or just a terrific "surprise" when the time/opportunity presents itself. More fun than a rubber crutch.

Seriously????

7 bucks for some piece 'o crap to advertise for woot???

Hope everyone had fun.

Got a flask and water bottles. Looking forward to both.

Until the next time....

caramil3 wrote:good bye woot. this will be my last woot off.

you're just pissed you didn't get a bаg оf crаp

i saw this same post earlier today

suck it up and see you next woot off

donslin wrote:Seriously????

7 bucks for some piece 'o crap to advertise for woot???

wait until you get your hands on one. then you will know

donslin wrote:Seriously????

7 bucks for some piece 'o crap to advertise for woot???

The monkeys are history dude...now bunches of cabbage, those are

donslin wrote:Seriously????

7 bucks for some piece 'o crap to advertise for woot???

Ain't it great you have the option to not buy any!

Farewell dear wootoff.. until we meet again.

computermd82 wrote:If your son isn't particular about the Woot cape, they're much cheaper:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/290665535301

Thanks for the tip, I will look into it. Most of his monkeys end up naked in a week anyways.

donslin wrote:Seriously????

7 bucks for some piece 'o crap to advertise for woot???

No, $10.97 for THREE pieces of crap to advertise for Woot! Who would pay $7 for just one of these? Sheesh!

duodec wrote:These nouveau monkeys look rather more like masked teddy bears than monkeys

Maybe they are spy monkeys dressed as pirate monkeys that look like teddy bears. or something.

Tell Rick he did AWESOME with the shot for these! I can almost hear the air wooshing by.

I'm a Cubs fan, so there's always next time...

computermd82 wrote:If your son isn't particular about the Woot cape, they're much cheaper:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/290665535301

Cheaper ?
$5.99

shanteuse wrote:As I posted earlier today... or was it yesterday....

I really like having items appear several times in the course of the Woot-Off, so people who aren't around for the initial appearance get a second (or third or fourth) chance at it.

And this was certainly NOT the worst Woot-Off e v e r.

First a job offer, now 3 woot monkeys. Not quite wedding day or birth of my first-born great, but one of my better days.

abitterwoman wrote:Gotcha. I wrote service@woot.com to cancel. I'm hoping for some crazy reason its cancelled within the next half hour so I can re-order. Totally not going to happen, but one can hope.

I'm kicking myself on the Bunnies Ogling Carrots though. I was entering the wrong freggin security code each time I tried to get one. I memorized the wrong code. I'm pretty sure I would have had one if it hadn't been for my ultra stupidity -_-

There will always be more barks of carp..Just keep trying. (If the Mayans are right, never mind!)

The only problem (besides the obvious cap is much cuter than the mask) is that they don't have velcro hands. Makes it harder for me to display them AND at work for them to find a buddy and stick with him, in case of a fire drill, for instance.

In for three. Now I can sleep. My other monkeys are already looking forward to the arrival of their cousin.

abitterwoman wrote:Gotcha. I wrote service@woot.com to cancel. I'm hoping for some crazy reason its cancelled within the next half hour so I can re-order. Totally not going to happen, but one can hope.

I'm kicking myself on the Bunnies Ogling Carrots though. I was entering the wrong freggin security code each time I tried to get one. I memorized the wrong code. I'm pretty sure I would have had one if it hadn't been for my ultra stupidity -_-

Haha truly a bitter woman. If I can't have three then you can have my one! ;-)

I agree, this Woot off was a pretty good one. I had fun even if a made quite a few goofs. And hopefully next time I'll have more cash to spend and finally buy some of those salted chocolates..mmmmm.

And for all the newbies, no spanking the monkeys.

dtreese wrote:First a job offer, now 3 woot monkeys. Not quite wedding day or birth of my first-born great, but one of my better days.

I have an 18 year old son. I prefer the monkeys. Less Annoying.

Thank you Woot for yet another exciting Woot- off!

This one is by far the best (since it was like three days).

maybe I have missed, but I have not seen the monkeys for a couple woot offs, thought they went away. thank you for bringing them back, and something new.. in for three.

JirafaBo wrote:Haha truly a bitter woman. If I can't have three then you can have my one! ;-)

No, I just don't really want to pay shipping for just one. Three would make it worthwhile.

mdrcoast- Right on. There shall always be more. Even though I didn't get a Bunnies Ogling Carrots this time, I had a blast just chatting with the community and whatnot :D

anyone know about how big these are?

Got 3 never got a monkey before.

So, I am new to the monkeys....I see some people like them less than previous ones. So, are the new monkeys fun enough to make me forget my sorrow for my 3 failed attempts at securing a Bouquet of Calendula? Do they fly well?