FenStar


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Because I don't have any IRL friends to talk to.

Still single, can't imagine why.

FenStar


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And I have no class this week.

Still single, can't imagine why.

FenStar


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So, I am just sitting in my house and going crazy.

Still single, can't imagine why.

no1


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FenStar wrote:So, I am just sitting in my house and going crazy.



go to the park and strike up a conversation with a random person. or do the same at an old folk's home, they'd prolly love to see someone new. or possibly just any1.

dontwantaname


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FenStar wrote:So, I am just sitting in my house and going crazy.


Get a dog.

Go to facebook and nag Cruzer.



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FenStar


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It isn't that I can't entertain myself. It is just that after a while The cake starts to yell at me.

Still single, can't imagine why.

FenStar


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dontwantaname wrote:Get a dog.

Go to facebook and nag Cruzer.

My dog just sleeps.

Still single, can't imagine why.

FenStar


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no1 wrote:go to the park and strike up a conversation with a random person. or do the same at an old folk's home, they'd prolly love to see someone new. or possibly just any1.

What if they turn out to be the bubba and kill me? It would be a little strange to just walk into an old folks home and start talking to people.

Still single, can't imagine why.

no1


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FenStar wrote:It isn't that I can't entertain myself.



"entertaining" yourself leads to hairy palms and blindness.

FenStar wrote:It is just that after a while The cake starts to yell at me.



just eat it.


no1


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FenStar wrote:What if they turn out to be the bubba and kill me?



they can't kill you. you can outrun them.

if you bring dname with you, then you just have to outrun her.

FenStar


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no1 wrote:just eat it.

But then I wall be fat, and all the toothpaste will laugh at me.

Still single, can't imagine why.

FenStar


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no1 wrote:they can't kill you. you can outrun them.

if you bring dname with you, then you just have to outrun her.

D'name lives too far away.

Still single, can't imagine why.

no1


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FenStar wrote:But then I wall be fat, and all the toothpaste will laugh at me.



toofpaste is eminently practical and humourless. you have nothing to fear from the toofpaste.

no1


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FenStar wrote:D'name lives too far away.



all she needs is an invite and the promise of babies to hold, which for your part may or may not be true.

FenStar


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no1 wrote:all she needs is an invite and the promise of babies to hold, which for your part may or may not be true.

I have no babies, other than my puppy.

Still single, can't imagine why.

no1


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FenStar wrote:I have no babies, other than my puppy.



shhhh! don't let her hear that!

you just have to say that you have one.

no1


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FenStar wrote:I have no babies, other than my puppy.



if you have a puppy, go for a walk in the park with him. mabe if he's cute enuf someone will strike up a conversation with you.

Xexus


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FenStar wrote:It would be a little strange to just walk into an old folks home and start talking to people.



I'd say turnabout is fair play. I don't really get too many old people walking into my place, but damn if I could get in and out of a WalMart without some octogenarian grabbing my arm and holding me there until they finish their story.

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FenStar wrote:Because I don't have any IRL friends to talk to.



Go to Target and buy some originality.

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

dontwantaname


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FenStar wrote:I have no babies, other than my puppy.



Dog people talk to other dog people. Go take the dog for a walk.
I now have real life woot friends from the dog park.

May not make a true personal friend, but it is someone to talk to...like here.




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dontwantaname


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no1 wrote:all she needs is an invite and the promise of babies to hold, which for your part may or may not be true.



Puppies work.

Babies need to be the age where they don't care who holds them, as long as they feel safe.

That only last a month or so.

Next baby, Mr one.

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no1


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dontwantaname wrote:Dog people talk to other dog people. Go take the dog for a walk.
I now have real life woot friends from the dog park.

May not make a true personal friend, but it is someone to talk to...like here.



what is a "real life woot friend?"

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no1 wrote:what is a "real life woot friend?"



is that like a Real Doll?


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dontwantaname wrote:Puppies work.

Babies need to be the age where they don't care who holds them, as long as they feel safe.

That only last a month or so.

Next baby, Mr one.



Ver3 doesn't generally care who is the adult. As long as Mom or Dad says it's good and you want to play cars, he's all for it. Today he ran off to the Sunday School teacher that watched him while I worked. Didn't even look back, she has a huge box of cars that used to belong to her sons... to him that is heaven.

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no1


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PemberDucky wrote:is that like a Real Doll?



is that like a Rubber Ducky?

KtCallista


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no1 wrote:http://abcnews.go.com/Health/chinese-made-infant-flesh-capsules-seized-korea/story?id=16296176#.T6gqPFKiZBk



That is just disturbing

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no1


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KtCallista wrote:That is just disturbing



'"This is gross, as well as creepy," said Dr. William Schaffner.'

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Damned air conditioning sabers haven't showed.
"they are running 2 hours behind", it's 6 o'clock, what the hell are they going to fix in the damned dark? Would a phone call been too much trouble? I've been sitting here all afternoon for their 4 hour window.
I know what the problem is, the freakin' compressor is shot (2 years old).
It's 88 in the house and 79 outside.
They are sending someone else now.
What a wasted day.

End of rant...for now

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no1 wrote:'"This is gross, as well as creepy," said Dr. William Schaffner.'



I'll take "Things I've said after too much Sambuca" for $500.


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FenStar wrote:And I have no class this week.



I have no classes either this week. Done til August. And I need more woot friends. Will you be my neighbor?

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Iceback wrote:Damned air conditioning sabers haven't showed.
"they are running 2 hours behind", it's 6 o'clock, what the hell are they going to fix in the damned dark? Would a phone call been too much trouble? I've been sitting here all afternoon for their 4 hour window.
I know what the problem is, the freakin' compressor is shot (2 years old).
It's 88 in the house and 79 outside.
They are sending someone else now.
What a wasted day.

End of rant...for now



Like the lawn sprinkler guys! except that only takes 15 minutes.
How hard would a phone call have been???

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dontwantaname


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no1 wrote:what is a "real life woot friend?"



Like woot. Only you sit on a dirty picnic table and talk.
Plus you know general age and the sex of the person.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
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no1


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dontwantaname wrote:Like woot. Only you sit on a dirty picnic table and talk.
Plus you know general age and the sex of the person.



that last part is opposite from woot.

pooflady


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no1 wrote:that last part is opposite from woot.



I know what she means. Like if you're on a committee, you talk but don't necessarily socialize. Same with around the water cooler.



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pooflady wrote:I know what she means. Like if you're on a committee, you talk but don't necessarily socialize. Same with around the water cooler.



I think she's socializing...wine is involved.

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lplady wrote:I think she's socializing...wine is involved.



True, but never outside the dog park.



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dontwantaname


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pooflady wrote:True, but never outside the dog park.




Not yet this year. Sort of sad.
Dogs behave better in the cold weather, and there wasn't any.
You don't want to have to watch for bad dog behavior if you are balancing a wine glass.

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KtCallista wrote:Ver3 doesn't generally care who is the adult. As long as Mom or Dad says it's good and you want to play cars, he's all for it. Today he ran off to the Sunday School teacher that watched him while I worked. Didn't even look back, she has a huge box of cars that used to belong to her sons... to him that is heaven.



I still have the matchbox thing with the ramps.

Send him over!

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dontwantaname wrote:I still have the matchbox thing with the ramps.

Send him over!



You could be his new favorite adult. Too bad you live on the wrong coast!

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