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Bag of Crap

Speed to First Woot:
56m 58.992s
First Sucker:
dadave
Last Wooter to Woot:
birdboy06
Last Purchase:
10 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 14% of Woot.com Woots
Top 8% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
Top 0% of Woot.com Woots
Top 0% of all Woots

Purchaser Experience

  • 5% first woot
  • 5% second woot
  • 30% < 10 woots
  • 28% < 25 woots
  • 31% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 2% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 18% one year old
  • 79% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 100% bought 1

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Quality Posts



wootalyzer


quality posts: 1 Private Messages wootalyzer

Wootalyzer's Pricing Post! - The price of today's woot item is saved here for future reference
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Brick of Carbonite
$3.00 + $5 Shipping
Condition: Crappy

*DISCLAIMER* Wootalyzer! is in no way affiliated with Woot!, and this post may not always be here!

NetworkGenius


quality posts: 0 Private Messages NetworkGenius

I actually have too much crap.

alanhwoot


quality posts: 40 Private Messages alanhwoot

CRAAAAAP!

joshobra


quality posts: 38 Private Messages joshobra

That...scared...me.

EDIT:
YES! GOT AN EMAIL! I FINALLY GOT A Bundles of Clones ON THE FIRST WAVE. BWHAHAHAH.

Now I don't have to stay up all night..!!! T_T

That was so scary.. the pages took forever to load. I thought I didn't get one. And I had my CCV number copied already, but I guess I copied another thing from earlier and it pasted a link lol my heart jumped, literally.

Well, at least my day ended pretty well. I was having the crappiest day ever and this made up for it. ^_^

My Wishlist

- A SIGNED LETTER from the COLONEL, at least one paragraph. Nothing fancy. I need to explain to my professor why I have lack of sleep tomorrow morning. Pretty much like a doctors note.. except it's not legit. Was worth the lack of sleep though.
- Something electronicy.. I LOVE electronics. Fill-me-up with it please! ANYTHING WOULD DO! THANKS FOR THE STUFF IN MY BAG FROM LAST TIME.
- I never got a monkey yet, I'd like monkey.. not a bag full though, I'd be too overwhelmed with monkies. Just one or two would be cool.
- I'd also like a bike.. so I could get off my butt and bike at the beach! A scooter would be nice too.
- An emergency cot. For you know.. emergency sleeping. You know how hard it is to sleep in the backseat of a car? It isn't comfortable!
- I could use a gym.
- Let this be the BEST BAG YET! BRING IT ON!
- PS: Shirt size is XL. :] That bunny shirt I saw was awesome (Ironic Bunny). D:
- Anything would do, I'm not picky! So Thank you!

Why should I be noticed? BECAUSE I LOVE THIS PLACE AND I LOVE THIS CRAP.

Actually, I'm still going to watch the rest of the Woot-off, who knows what I want to buy.

CRAPVENGERS! FTW!!

Best phrase, ever. ->

"I AM A GOD.. AND I WILL NOT BE BULLIED BY Y--!"

For those who are reading this, if you managed to grab one, CONGRATS!

For those who missed it, try harder next time! :] Good Luck!
And may the odds be ever in your favor. :]

Update: Expect a full report from me indeed!

POSSIBLY THE BEST BoC THREAD EVER. (With a story!~)
O-M-G! That Squirrel stole my Bag of Crap!

fachagooch


quality posts: 1 Private Messages fachagooch

Crap i missed out

sm0531


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sm0531

Yeahhhhhh

eVil


quality posts: 6 Private Messages eVil

Your order is in. Such
beautiful words to read. :D

eVil, not Evil.

jeepinmark


quality posts: 3 Private Messages jeepinmark

That was gone quick!

dersimden


quality posts: 1 Private Messages dersimden

My first night-crap (except the Santa and birthday ones) :D

Still a GO!

tonyexe


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tonyexe

Just got my first one!
Was playing Diablo 3 wootalyzer came off and finally got one :D :D so excited.

charcustom


quality posts: 1 Private Messages charcustom

After putting in my card's security code on the credit card page I got "This sale is sold out."

zikzak


quality posts: 23 Private Messages zikzak

I've never seen it show up at such a late hour before...hope I get it this time ("order processing...")

Edit: It took six years, but I FINALLY GOT MY BATTLESTAR OF CONDOMS!!!!

O thank you Woot gods for having a Bee oh Cee at a non-peak hour so I could actually get through!!!

vipermjb


quality posts: 40 Private Messages vipermjb

Ah the dreaded Order Status screen that won't go away. Maybe next time.

darkinc


quality posts: 32 Private Messages darkinc

your order is processing.

SHOULD JUST BE A BIT NOW...

not sure.. most likely not..

robby316


quality posts: 1 Private Messages robby316

Got one. 2 for my last 2.

TruckMuddr


quality posts: 0 Private Messages TruckMuddr

Crap Got:D Even though last months Bundles of Clones was crap. ha

fractalVisionz


quality posts: 4 Private Messages fractalVisionz

Wow, that was simple, no server crashes!

darkrowan


quality posts: 1 Private Messages darkrowan

Something tells me there'll be several Bundles of Clones offerings this woot-off.

/-1, Troll

theguruguys


quality posts: 276 Private Messages theguruguys

Wow I just walk in from ihop and score my first Bundles of Clones this year.

elyxelyx


quality posts: 0 Private Messages elyxelyx

yay 2nd Brick of Carbonite in a row!!!!

mutedexposure


quality posts: 2 Private Messages mutedexposure

FINALLY!! got one!

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
- George Burns

ssiemonsma


quality posts: 3 Private Messages ssiemonsma

Edit: Nevermind, I guess I got one. Luckily, that txt alert was fast enough.

pkphilip


quality posts: 3 Private Messages pkphilip

I was trying to click I WANT ONE and the page won't even move....

coolcruiserfj40


quality posts: 0 Private Messages coolcruiserfj40

bull crap i had one in and pent to pay and it told me i had 3

unsouled


quality posts: 0 Private Messages unsouled

What the Force I got one??? Having wootalyzer on for 3 years straight finally paid off!

wreith


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wreith

woohoo first Bundles of Clones

ViolaineGray


quality posts: 12 Private Messages ViolaineGray

I'm in! AND the servers didn't crash! Thanks for offering the late-night ones, Woot, for us evening workers. I'm glad I stayed up once I got home!

---
Turn your scars into stars.

pohlmacs


quality posts: 6 Private Messages pohlmacs

HOLY MOTHER OF BANDAIDS, I got one right away, NO WAY! Sweeeeet! (jumping up and down and bouncing around the room like a little kid high on cotton candy)

impaul4


quality posts: 8 Private Messages impaul4

I got my first Bundles of Clones ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!


canineatheart


quality posts: 0 Private Messages canineatheart

Woot! Got one finally

Syndil


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Syndil

Oooh it's not sold out!

Click.

Buh? Page refreshed... Still not sold out.

Click.

Another refresh... Why won't it take me to the order page?

Click.

Sold out.

cclemone


quality posts: 4 Private Messages cclemone

Thought I had one... Now I'm sad.

nymetsfan1226


quality posts: 3 Private Messages nymetsfan1226

Got one!
2 in a row for this guy!

I've crapped 6 times!

martinbogo


quality posts: 2 Private Messages martinbogo


Thank you wooters.us:

on 5/22/2012, you successfully wooted.
ORDER 3XXXXXX9
You want 1

Brick of Carbonite
You ordered 3 Random Crap.

gobears99


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gobears99

that was way to fast!

project12x


quality posts: 1 Private Messages project12x

My first Bounty of Capitalism! I'm overjoyed!!

Woot!

I'd shout out in glee if it wasnt 2:30 am.

I can sleep easy now.

Woot Tang Clan


quality posts: 28 Private Messages Woot Tang Clan

I had a chance to buy it and I passed. I think I am broke.

neohemp


quality posts: 1 Private Messages neohemp

Man the past two times I've gotten to it extremely fast and it just keeps saying processing and times out. I was on this like white on rice. Grr.

alexschway


quality posts: 0 Private Messages alexschway

GOSH DARNIT! I look at deals.woot for 1 minute and I donked myself.