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m.wiseman


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Finally...a place where we can all kvetch, moan and complain about everything that pisses us off about WOOT!, but we're too pathetic to stop coming back.


Sure, I'll start...

Why can't the WOOTs be posted at 7:00 PM Eastern Time?
//waaaa
Why does Wonderstew continually win the p'chop contests and I continually suck?
//sniff
Why don't I have a fan club?
//whimper

AZGman


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Why don't we have a better thread to whine in?

//waaaaah

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

m.wiseman


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AZGman wrote:Why don't we have a better thread to whine in?

//waaaaah



Yammer Time, perhaps?

//moannnn!

don'twantaname


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Why can't we have the smilies back! Come on Woot , how hard is it? How do you spell it, it comes up both ways in the dictionary, smilies and smiley . How can it be both? Worse than grey and gray!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

qwertyuiop000


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don'twantaname wrote:Why can't we have the smilies back! Come on Woot , how hard is it? How do you spell it, it comes up both ways in the dictionary, smilies and smiley . How can it be both? Worse than grey and gray!



m.wiseman


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don'twantaname wrote:Why can't we have the smilies back! Come on Woot , how hard is it? How do you spell it, it comes up both ways in the dictionary, smilies and smiley . How can it be both? Worse than grey and gray!



I think maybe the WOOT gods suffer from dyslexia and they think the similes, as well as the metaphors, are working just fine.

Josephus


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m.wiseman wrote:

I think maybe the WOOT gods suffer from dyslexia and they think the similes, as well as the metaphors, are working just fine.



Why can't we have avatars? and why can't I join the m.wiseman fan club?

qwertyuiop000


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Josephus wrote:

Why can't we have avatars? and why can't I join the m.wiseman fan club?



That's the L.L. Cool m.wiseman fan club.

killingtime


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//sniffs the cork. Cisco vintage 1992.

//whines...

When you click on a specific forum thread, why can't it take you to the last page, last post instead of the first page, first post automatically?

Edit: I want to join the m.wiseman fan club as well. Do we get free Tigerbeat posters?

m.wiseman


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killingtime wrote: I want to join the m.wiseman fan club as well. Do we get free Tigerbeat posters?




Heck, YEAH...

acemom


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killingtime wrote://sniffs the cork. Cisco vintage 1992.

//whines...

When you click on a specific forum thread, why can't it take you to the last page, last post instead of the first page, first post automatically?

Edit: I want to join the m.wiseman fan club as well. Do we get free Tigerbeat posters?


Uh, if you click on the spot by the last post (ie, the poster's name), it takes you to just that spot.



acemom


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m.wiseman wrote:


Heck, YEAH...



*acemom fans self*
Wiseman, you little hottie, you!!!



m.wiseman


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acemom wrote:
Uh, if you click on the spot by the last post (ie, the poster's name), it takes you to just that spot.



Why, hello, Mom.

m.wiseman


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acemom wrote:

*acemom fans self*
Wiseman, you little hottie, you!!!



Gee, thanks, Mom. Been growin' this moustache for nearly 3 months now.

Sweet, huh?

pooflady


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m.wiseman wrote:

Gee, thanks, Mom. Been growin' this moustache for nearly 3 months now.

Sweet, huh?



Can I join, too?

Some days are a total waste of makeup.

m.wiseman


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pooflady wrote:

Can I join, too?



Of course, poof. Uh, got something to whine about?

pooflady


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m.wiseman wrote:

Of course, poof. Uh, got something to whine about?



Uh...uh... *hangs head* Guess not. Sorry. I'll leave now.

Some days are a total waste of makeup.

don'twantaname


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pooflady wrote:

Uh...uh... *hangs head* Guess not. Sorry. I'll leave now.



Why can't you whine about having nothing to whine about? I would.
That picture is scary!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

m.wiseman


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pooflady wrote:

Uh...uh... *hangs head* Guess not. Sorry. I'll leave now.



Wait, wait! You are actually whining over the fact you have nothing to whine about!

m.wiseman


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don'twantaname wrote:

Why can't you whine about having nothing to whine about? I would.
That picture is scary!



What's the deal, d'wanna? You don't like guys with glasses?

don'twantaname


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m.wiseman wrote:

What's the deal, d'wanna? You don't like guys with glasses?



Where did you get those glasses, Junior Soprano?
It is the mustache. Just too weird. He is like a worn-out kid.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

qwertyuiop000


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don'twantaname wrote:He is like a worn-out kid.



(sigh.) Aren't we all?

killingtime


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m.wiseman wrote:


Heck, YEAH...



Is that a phone jack or peep hole in the wall? ;)

You are my hero - menthol man. *swoon* LOL!

killingtime


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//whines that all my joints hurt.

don'twantaname


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killingtime wrote://whines that all my joints hurt.



Garden spring cleanup....put some Epsom salts in your bath tonight!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

killingtime


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don'twantaname wrote:

Garden spring cleanup....put some Epsom salts in your bath tonight!



Two advil. I just did my soak. Feel better than before.

don'twantaname


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killingtime wrote:

Two advil. I just did my soak. Feel better than before.



Have you ever done Epsom salts in the bath? Nothing like it when you have muscle aches!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

killingtime


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don'twantaname wrote:

Have you ever done Epsom salts in the bath? Nothing like it when you have muscle aches!



Yes. I didn't have any, but I have an energizing gel.

tennbeekeeper


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//where's the wine!?
//can't find the cellar!
//signing the form to join the official m.wiseman fan club.

If we really get the Tigerbeat poster, I just might've signed my form in disappearing ink... might've. ;-)

killingtime


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tennbeekeeper wrote://where's the wine!?
//can't find the cellar!
//signing the form to join the official m.wiseman fan club.

If we really get the Tigerbeat poster, I just might've signed my form in disappearing ink... might've. ;-)



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I think there should be a new one each month. Don't you?

tennbeekeeper


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killingtime wrote:

I think there should be a new one each month. Don't you?



LOL... yes! Can we get you in a farrah fawcet pose... or perhaps a cheyl tiegs (spelling??)?

killingtime


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tennbeekeeper wrote:

LOL... yes! Can we get you in a farrah fawcet pose... or perhaps a cheyl tiegs (spelling??)?



LOL.

The obligatory and gratuitous beach pose...
The leg on the pole pose...
The white sheet pose...
The candle wax pose...

;)

Josephus


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I hate to move this thread back to Whiinerville, but doesn't this post go over the top a bit? Makes me annoyed every time I read it. or am I being too sensitive?

qwertyuiop000


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Josephus wrote:I hate to move this thread back to Whiinerville, but doesn't this post go over the top a bit? Makes me annoyed every time I read it. or am I being too sensitive?



Jay12645 has only been a member since 3-12-2006 (I can look down on him, since I have superior seniority, having joined on 3-10-2006), posted less than 10 times (maybe only one contest?) and he already has an honorable (note the spelling in the HM badge in his sig: ) mention, so, from his viewpoint, his hard work has paid off. I would be interested in knowing his contest record after he had, say, over 3,000 posts and a correspondingly large number of contests entered, and whether he still felt the same way.

tennbeekeeper


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Josephus wrote:I hate to move this thread back to Whiinerville, but doesn't this post go over the top a bit? Makes me annoyed every time I read it. or am I being too sensitive?



ROFL... "Buck up little soldier! Turn that frown upside down! Turn those rainy eyes into sunny skies!"

No, you are not being too sensitive. Although it makes me laugh right now (because it bugs you so), but if somebody said those words to ME, man, watch for a death star explosion eminating from the Carolinas and consuming all in its path, little buccaroo!

killingtime


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tennbeekeeper wrote:

ROFL... "Buck up little soldier! Turn that frown upside down! Turn those rainy eyes into sunny skies!"

No, you are not being too sensitive. Although it makes me laugh right now (because it bugs you so), but if somebody said those words to ME, man, watch for a death star explosion eminating from the Carolinas and consuming all in its path, little buccaroo!



LMAO! You're a feisty one. Totally unexpected...

tennbeekeeper


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killingtime wrote:

LMAO! You're a feisty one. Totally unexpected...



[best Elvis imitation] Thank you, thank you very much, darlin'.

Josephus


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tennbeekeeper wrote:

ROFL... "Buck up little soldier! Turn that frown upside down! Turn those rainy eyes into sunny skies!"

No, you are not being too sensitive. Although it makes me laugh right now (because it bugs you so), but if somebody said those words to ME, man, watch for a death star explosion eminating from the Carolinas and consuming all in its path, little buccaroo!



Lets just say I replied, after he responded poorly to McGuffy's reply.

don'twantaname


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Josephus wrote:

Lets just say I replied, after he responded poorly to McGuffy's reply.



With great restrain. I wonder if he realizes how many experienced choppers he is talking to?

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

Josephus


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don'twantaname wrote:

With great restrain. I wonder if he realizes how many experienced choppers he is talking to?



doubtful. The thing is, many now don't bother to chop well, because woot doesn't pay any attenion. This week, they praised mnementh's rasputin image for being well chopped. He essentially just added the remote, changed the text on it, and fixed the color to match. Its not hard to isolate the front of that hand to put the remote behind it.

It was a funny and clever picture, and well done, but nothing particularly difficult technically.