Heh, heh.

'nite folks.

m.wiseman wrote:


Whoa, epic! You think maybe we can have Paris hanging out of the sunroof? Then we could have the Life Flight chopper swoop down low so I can grab her a'la True Lies and drop her into the nearest sludge pond.

No prob.
As long as they show a Carl's Jr. double cheeseburger in your in flight IV drip with a big thumb's up.

m.wiseman wrote:Heh, heh.

'nite folks.

G'nite, m.

Ok, I am posting a new whine:

I get pulled over the other day because I was doing about 5 over. No biggie. The officer was nice and was going to write a warning. He comes back and tells me that my license was supended three months ago.

Texas/US? passed some law saying if you get two no insurance tickets, your license gets supended until you jump through a sh*tload of loops to get it back. Great....now I am calling everyone to get everything I need together in order to get my license back, having to pay God knows how many fees, and I am irritaded as all getout, all because I couldn't afford insurance every month. GRRRRR!

We're here for you, girl. Not monitarily, of course.

slbrown83 wrote:Ok, I am posting a new whine:

I get pulled over the other day because I was doing about 5 over. No biggie. The officer was nice and was going to write a warning. He comes back and tells me that my license was supended three months ago.

Texas/US? passed some law saying if you get two no insurance tickets, your license gets supended until you jump through a sh*tload of loops to get it back. Great....now I am calling everyone to get everything I need together in order to get my license back, having to pay God knows how many fees, and I am irritaded as all getout, all because I couldn't afford insurance every month. GRRRRR!

Sorry to hear about your bad news...looks like you are going to have to enter and win quite a few woot contests...either that or bump off wonderstew and take his money.

Thanks guys....hmmmm, bumping off Wonderstew.......

Have we catalogued his info?

slbrown83 wrote:Thanks guys....hmmmm, bumping off Wonderstew.......

Have we catalogued his info?

Well, this is a mutually beneficial arrangement...if you bump wonderstew...you can collect all his paypal dough...and the rest of us have a better chance in the contests.

killingtime wrote:

Well, this is a mutually beneficial arrangement...if you bump wonderstew...you can collect all his paypal dough...and the rest of us have a better chance in the contests.

How do you bump a Wonderstew?

slbrown83 wrote:How do you bump a Wonderstew?

Bind his bracelets together, then he'll lose his power.

slbrown83 wrote:Ok, I am posting a new whine:

I get pulled over the other day because I was doing about 5 over. No biggie. The officer was nice and was going to write a warning. He comes back and tells me that my license was supended three months ago.

Texas/US? passed some law saying if you get two no insurance tickets, your license gets supended until you jump through a sh*tload of loops to get it back. Great....now I am calling everyone to get everything I need together in order to get my license back, having to pay God knows how many fees, and I am irritaded as all getout, all because I couldn't afford insurance every month. GRRRRR!

// Pulls nose out of this thread

FenStar wrote:

// Pulls nose out of this thread

// ducks to avoid whizzing nose passing overhead

stlwooter wrote:

// ducks to avoid whizzing nose passing overhead

It feels good, getting rid of that whizzing nose...

Josephus wrote:
It feels good, getting rid of that whizzing nose...

Quite the visual, I must admit.

But dno''t pikc on Fen. I licke Fen.

killingtime wrote:But dno''t pikc on Fen. I licke Fen.

Im afrade you cannt faik it.

don'twantaname wrote:

You licked Fen?
Where the heck is Fen?

KT licked him.

don'twantaname wrote:
You licked Fen?
Where the heck is Fen?

I dunno. I may have. If you lick Fen, do you get high?

Josephus wrote:
Im afrade you cannt faik it.

If I trie harde enuff can I faik it?

Josephus wrote:
KT licked him.

"lick" as in whip? That's Lynnie's job.

What the hell's goin' on down here?

m.wiseman wrote:What the hell's goin' on down here?

Your mom's goin' down.

Heyyy...oooo...

bluebledthesea wrote:

Your mom's goin' down.

Heyyy...oooo...

Oooh! So, it's come to this...talkin' 'bout my mamma!

killingtime wrote:

I dunno. I may have. If you lick Fen, do you get high?

Oh, doody, It wasn't Fen. It was a frog...

m.wiseman wrote:

Oooh! So, it's come to this...talkin' 'bout my mamma!

It's that or talking about your g-g-generation.

Actually, this is the perfect time to get this thread back on track...

Waaah! He's talkin' 'bout my mamma!

m.wiseman wrote:Actually, this is the perfect time to get this thread back on track...

Waaah! He's talkin' 'bout my mamma!

Lamma?

m.wiseman wrote:

Oooh! So, it's come to this...talkin' 'bout my mamma!

Hahaha, you know it!

NeoLuddite wrote:
Lamma?

hmmm...qwerty?

NeoLuddite wrote:
Lamma?

`

Pushme-Pullyou

Josephus wrote:`

Pushme-Pullyou

Joe, that always creeped me out for some reason.

killingtime wrote:

hmmm...qwerty?

Sorry, no.
That Fen/Qwerty logic tree is a bit scary.
BTW, there are 4 Kroger stores within 10 miles of me right now.

NeoLuddite wrote:
Lamma?

HUH? Anybody talkin' 'bout my Llama, an' it's on!

m.wiseman wrote:


HUH? Anybody talkin' 'bout my Llama, an' it's on!

YYama?

NeoLuddite wrote:
...there are 4 Kroger stores within 10 miles of me right now.

So, do you find this alarming, neo?

m.wiseman wrote:

So, do you find this alarming, neo?

kt had me a no for Krogers on her white board because they don't have any stores where my house is.
But I'm often not where my house is.
Just trying to keep the board up to date.

NeoLuddite wrote:
kt had me a no for Krogers on her white board because they don't have any stores where my house is.
But I'm often not where my house is.
Just trying to keep the board up to date.

Before I go to bed...

There was a partial Kroger's acct number on the receipt. If you are a visitor or traveller, generally, you don't get store cards.

Nite~!

NeoLuddite wrote:
kt had me a no for Krogers on her white board because they don't have any stores where my house is.
But I'm often not where my house is.
Just trying to keep the board up to date.

That is the product of a disturbed mind.