AZGman


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BadBrownie wrote:

//Pats Joe on the head.

There there dear.



Bake him a special brownie . . .

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

BadBrownie


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AZGman wrote:

Bake him a special brownie . . .



//Bakes Joe a "special" brownie.

Here ya go Joe....this outta cheer you up in no time!

//Steps out to fetch snacks, eyedrops, and a guitar....

don'twantaname


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pooflady wrote:PM D'name



Sorry i just got back here

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!

AZGman


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BadBrownie wrote:

//Bakes Joe a "special" brownie.

Here ya go Joe....this outta cheer you up in no time!

//Steps out to fetch snacks, eyedrops, and a guitar....



"I gave my love a cherry that had no stone . . .

I gave my love a chicken that had no bone . . .

I gave my love a story that had no end . . .

I gave my love a . . ." <crash, smash, twang>

"Uh, sorry."

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

slbrown83


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AZGman wrote:

"I gave my love a cherry that had no stone . . .

I gave my love a chicken that had no bone . . .

I gave my love a story that had no end . . .

I gave my love a . . ." <crash, smash, twang>

"Uh, sorry."



I watched that movie last week. So good.

Josephus


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slbrown83 wrote:

I watched that movie last week. So good.



"when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor"

killingtime


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tall4agirl wrote:
I am beginning to understand why your husband hates us, though. If you spend this much time obsessing here, I wonder how much more time you spend offline trying to work through your theories...



LOL. I am not that bad. Sometimes I will see something in the real world that will jog my memory to think, "Ah...now I remember "x" said, "y," so "x" can't be "w."


FenStar wrote:
Damn, am I KT?



Question is, would you really want to be? If we were to swap bodies and minds, you'd no longer have your mathematical abilities.


m.wiseman wrote:
He hates us?

//runs from the room sobbing



LOL. Yeah. Hates.


FenStar wrote:
I think her husband must be use to it by now. He must have a very interesting life, with KT and all. I feel sorry for him...



To a degree. I always tell him, "Well, you married me..." whenever he complains about anything. I was very up front that I didn't know how to cook and that I didn't do laundry. I feel sorry for him, too. I am a handful...


qwertyuiop001 wrote:
Short of anything that could ID me in the real world, what evidence would you accept to change your mind?



Not much at this point. Care to refute my newest claim? How about you "prove it out" for me?


don'twantaname wrote:
But KT is sort of hardheaded. Just a bit!



No I am not!


qwertyuiop001 wrote:
Yeah, but most 20-year-olds aren't demanding to see proofs.

If he took AP Calculus, he should already be familiar with trig, calculus, and Taylor series expansions (which you can use to compute pi, which is something he wanted, I think).



Pre-Calculus is 11th grade, right? Calculus is 12th grade. So, AP Calculus = 1st year college?


don'twantaname wrote:
WTF , I forgot that qwerty could be KT. Or at least separated at birth.
Except I think qwerty is a guy.
Humm, so qwerty and Fen, two of my favorite wooters could be anyone.
Woot should sell some cognitive behavioral therapy for the whole group!
Woot, where the obsessive compulsive go to play!



Qwerty and I are not the same person, I assure you. I may eat Ragu, but I would not eat expired Ragu. I'd probably get my stomach pumped. I won't use milk that is 3 days before expiration or at the bottom of the container.

Qwerty mentioned comb-overs. As you saw, I have plenty of hair, D'Name. Plus, Qwerty is a dog person. I am a cat person.

Fen is probably more obsessive compulsive in real life than Qwerty.


qwertyuiop001 wrote:
No, you could just be faking it. Faking ignorance is easy. Faking knowledge is tougher!



Like someone mentioned before, there are a lot of smart wooters out there. If I were to find an IQ test, I bet these males would rank among the top 5... Fen, Neo, Josephus/m.wiseman, Qwerty and AZG.


FenStar wrote:
Well, it depends on the crowd.



Sure it does...if you are at a Mensa convention or at a Porn convention.


don'twantaname wrote:
Hmmmmmm, qwerty does better tutorials than KT.

Hey Fen, do you teach stuff?



You just learn better from males. I know I did...with the exception of languages. Female teachers were somehow always better.

qwertyuiop001


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qwertyuiop001 wrote:Short of anything that could ID me in the real world, what evidence would you accept to change your mind?




killingtime wrote:Not much at this point. Care to refute my newest claim? How about you "prove it out" for me?




You know what would convince you better than I do. If you say nothing will convince you, there is no point in my trying to do so.

gimme my damn monkey

qwertyuiop001


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killingtime wrote:Pre-Calculus is 11th grade, right? Calculus is 12th grade. So, AP Calculus = 1st year college?



Calculus is calculus. HS, AP, college, whatever, if he learned a year's worth of calculus, he should know Taylor series.

gimme my damn monkey

killingtime


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qwertyuiop001 wrote:
You know what would convince you better than I do. If you say nothing will convince you, there is no point in my trying to do so.



I never said nothing would convince me. If you PMed me and told me, I'd believe you.

qwertyuiop001


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killingtime wrote:Qwerty mentioned comb-overs. As you saw, I have plenty of hair, D'Name.



I have this...uh...vision of d'name and kt doing a back waxing together.


killingtime wrote:Plus, Qwerty is a dog person. I am a cat person.



Don't recall having said that we even had any pets. Maybe a sehlat.

gimme my damn monkey

qwertyuiop001


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killingtime wrote:Like someone mentioned before, there are a lot of smart wooters out there. If I were to find an IQ test, I bet these males would rank among the top 5... Fen, Neo, Josephus/m.wiseman, Qwerty and AZG.



I doubt my inclusion on that list. I'm pretty slow and deliberate.

I don't think I have any #2 pencils.

gimme my damn monkey

killingtime


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qwertyuiop001 wrote:
Calculus is calculus. HS, AP, college, whatever, if he learned a year's worth of calculus, he should know Taylor series.



La-la-la-la. Math, wha? Sports, wha?

killingtime


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qwertyuiop001 wrote:
I have this...uh...vision of d'name and kt doing a back waxing together.



Um, no. I'm not into back hair...ask Mom about that special pic...


qwertyuiop001 wrote:
Don't recall having said that we even had any pets. Maybe a sehlat.



I didn't say you had pets...It seems to me that you prefer dogs based on the cartoons you post...

qwertyuiop001


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killingtime wrote:

I didn't say you had pets...It seems to me that you prefer dogs based on the cartoons you post...



"Get Fuzzy" has both a dog and a cat.

gimme my damn monkey

qwertyuiop001


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killingtime wrote:Um, no. I'm not into back hair...ask Mom about that special pic...



Precisely why you'd want it ripped off.

gimme my damn monkey

killingtime


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qwertyuiop001 wrote:

"Get Fuzzy" has both a dog and a cat.



dog seeems to be smarter

killingtime


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qwertyuiop001 wrote:
Precisely why you'd want it ripped off.



Ok, stop already, I'll be your hairy fantasy...

qwertyuiop001


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killingtime wrote:dog seeems to be smarter



Not sure about that. The other week, the cat had convinced the dog he was dreaming.

What funny strip has a smart cat? I've posted Garfield before.

gimme my damn monkey

qwertyuiop001


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killingtime wrote:Ok, stop already, I'll be your hairy fantasy...



Eww!

gimme my damn monkey

don'twantaname


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qwertyuiop001 wrote:

Don't recall having said that we even had any pets. Maybe a sehlat.



Ummm, that back waxing thing, that is sick!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!

killingtime


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qwertyuiop001 wrote:

Eww!



That got you to stop saying stuff about it...

don'twantaname


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KT, you had 6 guys in the top 5. What ever happened to alien? He didn't make the top 5 cut?

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!

killingtime


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don'twantaname wrote:KT, you had 6 guys in the top 5. What ever happened to alien? He didn't make the top 5 cut?



I think alien is one of the top 5. And if he's not...he's #1.

m.wiseman


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I DON'T HEAR ANY WHINING IN HERE!

qwertyuiop001


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m.wiseman wrote:I DON'T HEAR ANY WHINING IN HERE!



WAAHHHHHHH.... WHY DO THE GALS GET TEEN BEAT... WHERE'S THE PINUPS FOR THE GUYS?!?

gimme my damn monkey

acemom


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m.wiseman wrote:I DON'T HEAR ANY WHINING IN HERE!


*sniffle*
I had to sit in the basement today due to tornadoes.

Wiseman, hon, you need to clean up your can collection.

I need to buy more pizza rolls, the stash is getting low.



acemom


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qwertyuiop001 wrote:

WAAHHHHHHH.... WHY DO THE GALS GET TEEN BEAT... WHERE'S THE PINUPS FOR THE GUYS?!?


perhaps one of you guys should be in charge of that?

Where's Alien when we need him?



AZGman


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qwertyuiop001 wrote:

WAAHHHHHHH.... WHY DO THE GALS GET TEEN BEAT... WHERE'S THE PINUPS FOR THE GUYS?!?



Oh cripes!!! Now we're get that head on a chicks body . . .

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

qwertyuiop001


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AZGman wrote:

Oh cripes!!! Now we're get that head on a chicks body . . .



That's OK, I'll just use my Sharpie on the monitor to cover up the head...

gimme my damn monkey

m.wiseman


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acemom wrote:
*sniffle*
I had to sit in the basement today due to tornadoes.

Wiseman, hon, you need to clean up your can collection.

I need to buy more pizza rolls, the stash is getting low.



Hi, mom. Sorry, I didn't mean to stay away so long. This whole Tiger Beat tour is very demanding...neo is relentless. He's got us booked to play some sort of rally in Vidor, TX tonight, then it's off to play at the women's correctional facility.

AZGman


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m.wiseman wrote:

Hi, mom. Sorry, I didn't mean to stay away so long. This whole Tiger Beat tour is very demanding...neo is relentless. He's got us booked to play some sort of rally in Vidor, TX tonight, then it's off to play at the women's correctional facility.



To hear them tell it, women don't need correcting . . .

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

killingtime


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m.wiseman wrote:

Hi, mom. Sorry, I didn't mean to stay away so long. This whole Tiger Beat tour is very demanding...neo is relentless. He's got us booked to play some sort of rally in Vidor, TX tonight, then it's off to play at the women's correctional facility.



Ummm...careful?

http://www.generationkkk.com/page_33.html

don'twantaname


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m.wiseman wrote:I DON'T HEAR ANY WHINING IN HERE!



Whine

KT is driving me nuts with her conspiracy theories ! Since I woke up this morning, every time I look here, KT and a theory.
She is he and he is she and we are he and she are all the same!
She is going to drive me nut.
I'm whining!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!

killingtime


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don'twantaname wrote:

Whine

KT is driving me nuts with her conspiracy theories ! Since I woke up this morning, every time I look here, KT and a theory.
She is he and he is she and we are he and she are all the same!
She is going to drive me nut.
I'm whining!



Stop reading what I write then...

acemom


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m.wiseman wrote:

Hi, mom. Sorry, I didn't mean to stay away so long. This whole Tiger Beat tour is very demanding...neo is relentless. He's got us booked to play some sort of rally in Vidor, TX tonight, then it's off to play at the women's correctional facility.



Well, just make sure you wear clean underwear, hon.
What would people think if you got in an accident??



killingtime


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m.wiseman wrote:

Hi, mom. Sorry, I didn't mean to stay away so long. This whole Tiger Beat tour is very demanding...neo is relentless. He's got us booked to play some sort of rally in Vidor, TX tonight, then it's off to play at the women's correctional facility.




Oh, and careful of this dude.

http://www.amw.com/fugitives/brief.cfm?id=27449

qwertyuiop001


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don'twantaname wrote:

Whine

KT is driving me nuts with her conspiracy theories ! Since I woke up this morning, every time I look here, KT and a theory.
She is he and he is she and we are he and she are all the same!
She is going to drive me nut.
I'm whining!



I am the walrus. John is dead.

gimme my damn monkey

don'twantaname


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qwertyuiop001 wrote:

I am the walrus. John is dead.



Yeah, that is what it was heading for, but I lost it early on. Wasn't typing as fast as me head was singing it.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!

acemom


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qwertyuiop001 wrote:

I am the walrus. John is dead.



Then I get to be the Eggman, dammit.