Josephus wrote:
This week, they praised mnementh's rasputin image for being well chopped. He essentially just added the remote, changed the text on it, and fixed the color to match. Its not hard to isolate the front of that hand to put the remote behind it.

It was a funny and clever picture, and well done, but nothing particularly difficult technically.

Agreed. He had entries that were far better.

I think Toon sometimes falls into the cliche or just runs out of material. I think he's used the Mad SKillz comment once or twice before.

Josephus wrote:

Lets just say I replied, after he responded poorly to McGuffy's reply.

Aww... I was hoping to get a complaint with my "little buccaroo" comment.
[wry smile]

Seriously, though, I enjoy your comments.

killingtime wrote:

I think there should be a new one each month. Don't you?

May sneak preview...

don'twantaname wrote:


Love it!

Think I'm a "worn out kid" now?

m.wiseman wrote:

May sneak preview...

Win a date with m. wiseman!!!

Find out the secret things m. looks for in his soulmate!!! EXCLUSIVE!!!

How wisehunkman spends his Saturdays!!! Could they be with YOU!!!!!!

NeoLuddite wrote:
Win a date with m. wiseman!!!

Find out the secret things m. looks for in his soulmate!!! EXCLUSIVE!!!

How wisehunkman spends his Saturdays!!! Could they be with YOU!!!!!!

Neo, wanna be my press agent?

m.wiseman wrote:

Neo, wanna be my press agent?

Just gimme a taste of that sweet pile of cash you're gonna make...

don'twantaname wrote:

You have been working out! It shows!

Really? Gotta be the pizza rolls.

don'twantaname wrote:

You have been working out! It shows!


now about those eyeglasses.....

INTERVIEW WITH WISEMAN'S OPTOMETRIST!!!
"He's got some of the sexiest eyes I've ever glaucoma tested"

M.'s Pizza Roll Diet!
"Jeno is a friend of mine!!!!!!!!"

m.wiseman wrote:

May sneak preview...

The hair- is that a Robert Smith wig?

Josephus, we needed you over on PWA where we were talking about things like norovirus, etc.
Feel free to jump in over there.....

m.wiseman wrote:

May sneak preview...

OMG. I just saw this. Doh!

Too funny. Yes, Josephus, that is actually Robert Smith's body, with m.wisemen's face (or supposed face) reading a different rag mag.

OMG.

Can't wait until the next issue!

How about a centerfold?

That's a fancy bed and lamp for a basement bedroom...

don'twantaname wrote:

It may be even more warped than we thought, that may be mom's bed! ewwwwww

No, mom is stuffed upstairs in the rocking chair.

Note: there are no windows in the pic. Mom would certainly have a bedroom with a window.

don'twantaname wrote:

We can only see a 5 foot section of wall.

Yeah, and who/what is on the other side of the bed?

don'twantaname wrote:

I can't see the other side of the bed! With those glasses I would think no one!

m.wisemwan was right about your obsession with glasses...I think you need to see someone about that fixation. (Sorry, bad pun.)

killingtime wrote:

m.wisemwan was right about your obsession with glasses...I think you need to see someone about that fixation. (Sorry, bad pun.)

<groan!!!>

AZGman wrote:

<groan!!!>

I think I found out who was on the other side of the bed. ;)

Once again, snubbed by People Mag's "100 Most Beautiful People" list.

//once again, slashes wrists

m.wiseman wrote:
Why can't the WOOTs be posted at 7:00 PM Eastern Time?
//waaaa

I desipise the fact that woots post at mountain time. I wouldn't say 7pm eastern.. but at least try to aim for 12 am eastern. That would make a world of difference for me.

That should be a stat they log-- what time zone these peeps are in. I bet you, it's mostly west coasters-- hee.. or mountain people.

jcmiyake wrote:

I desipise the fact that woots post at mountain time. I wouldn't say 7pm eastern.. but at least try to aim for 12 am eastern. That would make a world of difference for me.

That should be a stat they log-- what time zone these peeps are in. I bet you, it's mostly west coasters-- hee.. or mountain people.

And furthermore, all chimneys should be kept spotlessly clean.
And all bats should have their fur died green.
And candy should be ENORMOUS.
So there.

Proteus_Crow wrote:

And furthermore, all chimneys should be kept spotlessly clean.
And all bats should have their fur died green.
And candy should be ENORMOUS.
So there.

And someone should wait on me hand and foot. Because I deserve it, that's why.

jcmiyake wrote:
I desipise the fact that woots post at mountain time.

In Texas, I believe they refer to it as "mountin' time", and from what I understand, it's pretty much anything on four legs.

m.wiseman wrote:

In Texas, I believe they refer to it as "mountin' time", and from what I understand, it's pretty much anything on four legs.

"daaad....baaa....daaaaaad...baaaa..."

Mountain people are scary.Wasn't the unabomber a mountain person?

killingtime wrote:Mountain people are scary.Wasn't the unabomber a mountain person?

I just think grey-hooded sweatshirt jackets are scary when the owner wears the hood up... and if you are wearing sunglasses, even scarier.

killingtime wrote:Mountain people are scary.Wasn't the unabomber a mountain person?

Eventually. He was a Harvard student and a college professor before that...

NeoLuddite wrote:
Eventually. He was a Harvard student and a college professor before that...

hmm....I was a Wabash (harvard of the Midwest) student and a Hopkins faculty once...

//places gelignite in box with Assinippi address...

don'twantaname wrote:

Hopkins faculty once? Did you find a new job? You told us you wanted to.

sigh. not yet.

Josephus wrote:

hmm....I was a Wabash (harvard of the Midwest) student and a Hopkins faculty once...

//places gelignite in box with Assinippi address...

Wabash is a great little school. Toured it, they were gonna give me a pretty good financial deal, but I went elsewhere.

Ain't that where Casey Jones got his engineerin' degree?

m.wiseman wrote:Ain't that where Casey Jones got his engineerin' degree?

The diving team loses a lot of matches, but they make a big splash..