m.wiseman


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NeoLuddite wrote:
The diving team loses a lot of matches, but they make a big splash..



Nishe.

slbrown83


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m.wiseman wrote:

May sneak preview...



You should go with a flock of seagulls doo on him in the next issue....hot.

m.wiseman


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slbrown83 wrote:

You should go with a flock of seagulls doo on him in the next issue....hot.



Great idea! Should go perfect with the Nugent loin cloth!

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"I want to hear more WOOT complaints," she whiningly stated, "or just some really good other complaints."

m.wiseman


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tennbeekeeper wrote:"I want to hear more WOOT complaints," she whiningly stated, "or just some really good other complaints."



Whoa, thanks, tennbee. We were getting far too much idle chit chat instead of good constructive whining.

Let the whining continue...

killingtime


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m.wiseman wrote:

Great idea! Should go perfect with the Nugent loin cloth!



//whines that a photo of the basement dweller in his loin cloth hasn't been posted.

Josephus


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NeoLuddite wrote:
The diving team loses a lot of matches, but they make a big splash..



The football team finally made div. 3 playoffs last fall, first time since I was there.

Josephus


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killingtime wrote:

//whines that a photo of the basement dweller in his loin cloth hasn't been posted.



anti-whine alert.

//cheers that said picture hasn't been posted.
// hopes it hasn't been produced.

don'twantaname


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Josephus wrote:

anti-whine alert.

//cheers that said picture hasn't been posted.
// hopes it hasn't been produced.



//whines that Josephus is trying to peer preasure wiseman into not posting the basement dweller in his loin cloth picture. The women want to see it!!!!!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

killingtime


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don'twantaname wrote:
The women want to see it!!!!!



Wootendales...

AZGman


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killingtime wrote:

Wootendales...



gagginposters . . .

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

killingtime


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//whines that this week's contest is similar to several others...especially the remote control contest & the sins of the lowly blah, blah, blah contest...

m.wiseman


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don'twantaname wrote:The women want to see it!!!!!





slbrown83


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m.wiseman wrote:





I LOVE IT! THANKYOU!!!

NeoLuddite


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m.wiseman wrote:




Excellent! The Flock of Seagulls look is coming back...I think we can get a booking on Letterman!

slbrown83


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I sent all this to my mother. She suggested a Don KIng issue and told me to cancel my subscription.

don'twantaname


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m.wiseman wrote:





ROTFLMAO! Can you give some sort of warning!
I really wasn't expecting that when I clicked on the page!
This is the most disturbing one yet!
What day will the new issue come out?

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

m.wiseman


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NeoLuddite wrote:
Excellent! The Flock of Seagulls look is coming back...I think we can get a booking on Letterman!



Awright! Probably should go with a business casual loincloth, perhaps?

m.wiseman


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slbrown83 wrote:I sent all this to my mother. She suggested a Don KIng issue and told me to cancel my subscription.



Before or after it's published?

killingtime


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m.wiseman wrote:





Nice! My fav to date. Is that a spray-on tan?

slbrown83


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m.wiseman wrote:

Before or after it's published?



I told her I couldn't bring myself to do it. She said "that boy isn't right in the head"

NeoLuddite


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m.wiseman wrote:

Awright! Probably should go with a business casual loincloth, perhaps?


You may have to lose the cigarette...a nice Meerschaum pipe would work, though.

m.wiseman


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killingtime wrote:

Nice! My fav to date. Is that a spray-on tan?



I'm not tellin', but it is an all over tan!

don'twantaname


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killingtime wrote:

Nice! My fav to date. Is that a spray-on tan?



How much bleach would you need if he came to your office?
I was going to say house, but I don't think there is that much bleach in the world!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

m.wiseman


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NeoLuddite wrote:
You may have to lose the cigarette...a nice Meerschaum pipe would work, though.



Ooo, nice touch, but then I'd lose my Newport endorsement gig.

killingtime


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slbrown83 wrote:

I told her I couldn't bring myself to do it. She said "that boy isn't right in the head"



Does she listen to The Smiths or Morrissey?

killingtime


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don'twantaname wrote:

How much bleach would you need if he came to your office?
I was going to say house, but I don't think there is that much bleach in the world!



Dunno. All over tan. Silently thinks how he packs that loin cloth well. ;) Huh? What did you say, D'Name?

slbrown83


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killingtime wrote:

Does she listen to The Smiths or Morrissey?



No, I do.

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killingtime wrote:

Dunno. All over tan. Silently thinks how he packs that loin cloth well. ;) Huh? What did you say, D'Name?



ewwww, now I need the bleach!!!!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

m.wiseman


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I like the Don King thing, although I'll definitely need a few extra coats.

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m.wiseman wrote:

Ooo, nice touch, but then I'd lose my Newport endorsement gig.

Yep, you gotta keep that menthol money coming in. Might be able to convince Kool to sponsor too if you're willing to whore yourself out a bit.

killingtime


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slbrown83 wrote:

I told her I couldn't bring myself to do it. She said "that boy isn't right in the head"



Morrissey - I like you lyrics

"Something in you caused me to
Take a new tact with you
You were going through something
I had just about scraped through
Why do you think I let you get away
With the things you say to me?
Could it be I like you
It's so shameful of me, I like you

No one I ever knew or have spoken to
Resembles you
This is good or bad, all depending on
My general mood
Why do you think I let you get away
With all the things you say to me?
Could it be I like you
It's so shameful of me, I like you

Magistrates who spend their lives
Hiding their mistakes
They look at you and I, and
Envy makes them cry, Envy makes them cry

Forces of containment
They shove their fat faces into mine
You and I just smile
Because we're thinking the same lines
Why do you think I let you get away
With all the things you say to me?
Could it be I like you
It's so shameful of me, I like you

You're not right in the head and nor am I
And this why
You're not right in the head and nor am I
And this why
This is why I like you, I like you, I like you
This is why I like you, I like you, I like you
Because you're not right in the head, and nor am I
And this is why, You're not right in the head, and nor am I
And this is why, This is why I like you, I like you, I like you, I like you
This is why I like you, I like you, I like you, I like you, This is why I like"

m.wiseman


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NeoLuddite wrote:Yep, you gotta keep that menthol money coming in. Might be able to convince Kool to sponsor too if you're willing to whore yourself out a bit.



I AM AN ARTIST!

slbrown83


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killingtime wrote:

Morrissey - I like you lyrics

You're not right in the head,



I wouldn't be surprised if that is where we got it from. We both say it when we converse. Huh.

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m.wiseman wrote:

I AM AN ARTIST!


Ya, ya, sure..
You've got a line of cookware on QVC to promote on Thursday, and then Ellen on Friday.

m.wiseman


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slbrown83 wrote:

I wouldn't be surprised if that is where we got it from. We both say it when we converse. Huh.



Sounds like a cliché:
http://www.woot.com/Forums/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=529318

slbrown83


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m.wiseman wrote:

Sounds like a cliché:



consider is posted. :)

m.wiseman


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NeoLuddite wrote:
Ya, ya, sure..
You've got a line of cookware on QVC to promote on Thursday, and then Ellen on Friday.



My agent will never book me on Ellen again, at least until she agrees to stop making me say "basket shopping" and sitting me next to Melissa Etheridge.

killingtime


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Working on a Sunday when it is beautiful outside and when you actually have something to do sucks.

//whines about the 2 hours and 10 minutes that remain

Josephus


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annoyed by the DHL guy coming at 5:10 to pick up package, after my calling them at 8:30 AM.

what kind of fool tells them they can pick it up as late as 5:00? next time, 2:00 latest.