killingtime


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//whines I haven't received my contest 68 monkey prize

don'twantaname


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m.wiseman wrote:





Shouldn't the new issue be out tomorrow! I can't wait!!!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

killingtime


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don'twantaname wrote:
Shouldn't the new issue be out tomorrow! I can't wait!!!



Does it come out the 9th of every month? Kind of a weird release date...or is this D'Name's hopeful wish?

don'twantaname


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killingtime wrote:

Does it come out the 9th of every month? Kind of a weird release date...or is this D'Name's hopeful wish?



It has been about a week. We should make this Tiger Beat a weekly!
I really did almost fall of the chair laughing when I opened the page and that was there!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

killingtime


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don'twantaname wrote:

It has been about a week. We should make this Tiger Beat a weekly!
I really did almost fall of the chair laughing when I opened the page and that was there!



The bod wasn't half-bad...just everything above the nips needed a bit of work.

don'twantaname


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killingtime wrote:

The bod wasn't half-bad...just everything above the nips needed a bit of work.



but the loin cloth, with the package outlined. and the hair.
I would really like to see if he can do better!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

m.wiseman


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don'twantaname wrote:

but the loin cloth, with the package outlined. and the hair.
I would really like to see if he can do better!



Are you incinuating that I employed digital package enhancement technology?

m.wiseman


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Josephus


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m.wiseman wrote:well, of course!



I'm not surprised.

kingsteel


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Josephus


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I wonder who will help me get software that'll speak the text on my computer for me?

-'cause my eyes are now gouged out. At least I can still type, though the keys are kind of smeary (blood).

killingtime


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kingsteel wrote:



I guess mom put her foot down on paying for the pizza rolls and newports.

AZGman


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I am so never coming here again . . .

//schedules appointments for a retina scraping and cauterization of the visual cortex . . . .

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

killingtime


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This is a great thread. A thread of visual delights!

FenStar


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you know, i was thinking about useing that pic to show bill gates as a kid in the propaganda contest, i think i googled nerd or somthing...

Edit: and at that time i had not seen this thread

Still single, can't imagine why.

m.wiseman


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See what I had to go through just to get a damn Totino's machine in my basement? Once again: I AM AN ARTIST! Anyway, it got worse. This photo was taken right before Siegfried Fisbacher came in with the bull whip and the Cheez Whiz. They swore the ads would only appear in German language issues of "Tiger Schlagen". If Mom ever finds out, I'll be out of the basement for sure.



//nice job, heh, heh.

don'twantaname


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killingtime wrote:This is a great thread. A thread of visual delights!



Must be a girl thing. Or maybe the guys are jealous! That is it!!!! They crave the attention we give wisemans photo! And the ablility to eat endless pizza rolls and live in a cozy basement for free!

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

slbrown83


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don'twantaname wrote:

Must be a girl thing. Or maybe the guys are jealous! That is it!!!! They crave the attention we give wisemans photo! And the ablility to eat endless pizza rolls and live in a cozy basement for free!



Both are pretty good theories.

m.wiseman


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don'twantaname wrote:

Must be a girl thing. Or maybe the guys are jealous! That is it!!!! They crave the attention we give wisemans photo! And the ablility to eat endless pizza rolls and live in a cozy basement for free!



Hell, now I'm getting jealous.

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I hate to Whine, but doesn't it look like the mmm guy is pukeing?
That's what I thought it was, what if i say somting is tasty but they think i'm trying to be rude?
//We should have sound emots

Still single, can't imagine why.

Josephus


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m.wiseman wrote:See what I had to go through just to get a damn Totino's machine in my basement? Once again: I AM AN ARTIST! Anyway, it got worse. This photo was taken right before Siegfried Fisbacher came in with the bull whip and the Cheez Whiz. They swore the ads would only appear in German language issues of "Tiger Schlagen". If Mom ever finds out, I'll be out of the basement for sure.



//nice job, heh, heh.



Lost a little weight, haven't you? Lookin' pretty soft too...

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FenStar wrote:I hate to Whine, but doesn't it look like the mmm guy is pukeing?
That's what I thought it was, what if i say somting is tasty but they think i'm trying to be rude?
//We should have sound emots



//beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelch . . .

Uh, sorry.

Grumpy 'til the day I die.

m.wiseman


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Josephus wrote:

Lost a little weight, haven't you? Lookin' pretty soft too...



Only where it shows, big boy.

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wiseman, with this publicity photo you're sure to be a hit in Vegas! You'll need a lot of sunblock out there, though.
I think we can talk Mom into letting you go if we hook her up with a couple of comps at the CircusCircus and tickets to see Wayne.

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NeoLuddite wrote:wiseman, with this publicity photo you're sure to be a hit in Vegas! You'll need a lot of sunblock out there, though.
I think we can talk Mom into letting you go if we hook her up with a couple of comps at the CircusCircus and tickets to see Wayne.



Neo, as usual, you are three steps ahead of the pack. Unfortunately, there is an urgent matter that needs to be addressed. An imposter.



It was only a matter of time before some unsavory individual attempted to ride my basement-dwelling coattails to fame and fortune.

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m.wiseman wrote:

Neo, as usual, you are three steps ahead of the pack. Unfortunately, there is an urgent matter that needs to be addressed. An imposter.



It was only a matter of time before some unsavory individual attempted to ride my basement-dwelling coattails to fame and fortune.



To be honest, I'm not shure which version is more disturbing.

Still single, can't imagine why.

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FenStar wrote:

To be honest, I'm not shure which version is more disturbing.



The second one. It looks like it might be real. ewwwww

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

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don'twantaname wrote:

The second one. It looks like it might be real. ewwwww



And the teeth, I just can't stop looking at the teeth...

Still single, can't imagine why.

AlienResearchGrpHome


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I would like to whine about the fact m.wiseman gets to wear Neo's Sunday goin' to meetin's suit to pose in!
I never get to wear that suit!

m.wiseman


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AlienResearchGrpHome wrote:I would like to whine about the fact m.wiseman gets to wear Neo's Sunday goin' to meetin's suit to pose in!
I never get to wear that suit!



Trust me, man...you don't want that dry cleaning bill.

AlienResearchGrpHome


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m.wiseman wrote:

Trust me, man...you don't want that dry cleaning bill.


LOL

AlienResearchGrpHome


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killingtime wrote://whines I haven't received my contest 68 monkey prize

I still haven't received any of my monkeys. Evah.

NeoLuddite


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FenStar wrote:

And the teeth, I just can't stop looking at the teeth...


Too much Diet Pepsi, maybe...
Doesn't look like he can handle menthols-Virginia Slims perhaps.

slbrown83


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m.wiseman wrote:

Neo, as usual, you are three steps ahead of the pack. Unfortunately, there is an urgent matter that needs to be addressed. An imposter.



It was only a matter of time before some unsavory individual attempted to ride my basement-dwelling coattails to fame and fortune.



That literally made me shudder.

AlienResearchGrpHome


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NeoLuddite wrote:
Too much Diet Pepsi, maybe...
Doesn't look like he can handle menthols-Virginia Slims perhaps.



Yep, Diet Pepsi is a tool of the dark forces.

That, and bleach.

don'twantaname


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AlienResearchGrpHome wrote:

Yep, Diet Pepsi is a tool of the dark forces.

That, and bleach.



It is Diet Coke and bleach.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

m.wiseman


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Drinks Diet Pepsi...
Smokes Virgina Slims...
Attends "Furrie" conventions...
Wears Under-roos...
President of the Siegfried & Roy fan club, Boise chapter.

slbrown83


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m.wiseman wrote:Drinks Diet Pepsi...
Smokes Virgina Slims...
Attends "Furrie" conventions...
Wears Under-roos...
President of the Siegfried & Roy fan club, Boise chapter.



Those are 'Confurences' LMAO

m.wiseman


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slbrown83 wrote:

Those are 'Confurences' LMAO



go, brownie!

yiff, yiff!

slbrown83


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m.wiseman wrote:

go, brownie!

yiff, yiff!



http://www.confurence.com/

LOL!