WootBot


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Staff

Screaming Woot Monkey

Speed to First Woot:
0m 28.001s
First Sucker:
beothees
Last Wooter to Woot:
greyday
Last Purchase:
a year ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 30% of Woot.com Woots
Top 10% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
Top 27% of Woot.com Woots
Top 21% of all Woots

Purchaser Experience

  • 1% first woot
  • 1% second woot
  • 13% < 10 woots
  • 18% < 25 woots
  • 66% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 0% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 8% one year old
  • 89% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 47% bought 1
  • 13% bought 2
  • 40% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

lichme


quality posts: 2744 Private Messages lichme

k4th3r1n3


quality posts: 17 Private Messages k4th3r1n3

The end.

Moueska


quality posts: 54 Private Messages Moueska

That's all she wooted.

candyce1203


quality posts: 0 Private Messages candyce1203

This is not the carp I had in mind.

gabhpr


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gabhpr

And that is all folks.
Hurry and and buy it y'all

eqquantumcat


quality posts: 0 Private Messages eqquantumcat

And thats a wrap folks.

goalcam


quality posts: 0 Private Messages goalcam

RIP in peace woot off.

Trevorskatezz


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Trevorskatezz

SO.... no Beany or Cecil. once again =(

tempathy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tempathy

My dogs hate these.

keeper801


quality posts: 0 Private Messages keeper801

good night!

candyce1203


quality posts: 0 Private Messages candyce1203

Is it even a Woot Off without a Bunch of 60s Cartoons Tell me one (or three) is still on its way?

Moueska


quality posts: 54 Private Messages Moueska
Trevorskatezz wrote:SO.... no Beany or Cecil. once again =(



I think there was a POA about the Bunch of 60s Cartoons#39;s... They're not going to be in the woot-offs anymore due to everyone DDOS-ing the server each time they attempted to put them up.

wilcononomous


quality posts: 20 Private Messages wilcononomous

theoneill555


quality posts: 56 Private Messages theoneill555

We need new monkeys, not repeats, of repeats, of CES monkeys, that were repeats of December's woot-off monkey. Pretty please with sugar on top.

That's O'neill with two L's *holds up three fingers*

andrewshulman


quality posts: 4 Private Messages andrewshulman

For of those scoring at home (or even if you are alone), this monkey first made its appearance on December 12, 2012.

KCFalcon59


quality posts: 1 Private Messages KCFalcon59

I bought a couple items yesterday. Today had nothing that I wanted to waste my money on. Just a ho hum Woot Off.

CooperDude


quality posts: 10 Private Messages CooperDude

Another Woot-off comes and goes and again I have purchased nothing. I used to buy 4 to 6 items per Woot-off in the "good old days" (before Amazon). I miss those times. sigh

exp1os1ve


quality posts: 2 Private Messages exp1os1ve

A-TH-TH-TH-A-TH-THAT'S ALL FOLKS!

B.O. Sea #15: 08/22/13

scotttampa


quality posts: 5 Private Messages scotttampa
KCFalcon59 wrote:I bought a couple items yesterday. Today had nothing that I wanted to waste my money on. Just a ho hum Woot Off.



Same here... most items were also repeats...

exp1os1ve


quality posts: 2 Private Messages exp1os1ve
scotttampa wrote:Same here... most items were also repeats...



I think you misspelled "all"

ok, ok, ok, the eu de bacon was a new one

B.O. Sea #15: 08/22/13

k4th3r1n3


quality posts: 17 Private Messages k4th3r1n3
theoneill555 wrote:We need new monkeys, not repeats, of repeats, of CES monkeys, that were repeats of December's woot-off monkey. Pretty please with sugar on top.


I want a monkey with a hot pink cape! We need more crazy colors.

jeffdoh


quality posts: 6 Private Messages jeffdoh

Starting to wonder if Woot forgot to tell Amazon about Bezos' Odd Choice. Because if they did, then Amazon really doesn't get what made woot fun (and successful). Woot is quick becoming just another site with random items at 10% off.

Jeffrey Lax

scotttampa


quality posts: 5 Private Messages scotttampa
exp1os1ve wrote:I think you misspelled "all"



Lol yaaa.. thx

candyce1203


quality posts: 0 Private Messages candyce1203

Come on, there are soooo many things laying around that warehouse just dreaming of being a big Bunch of 60s Cartoons...I need this ....

ngc6475


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ngc6475

Got a nice camera and a calculator. Good Woot Off!

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

k4th3r1n3


quality posts: 17 Private Messages k4th3r1n3
jeffdoh wrote:Starting to wonder if Woot forgot to tell Amazon about Bezos' Odd Choice. Because if they did, then Amazon really doesn't get what made woot fun (and successful). Woot is quick becoming just another site with random items at 10% off.


The servers crash when Bunch of 60s Cartoons#39;s show up. It just can't happen anymore.

jeffdoh


quality posts: 6 Private Messages jeffdoh
k4th3r1n3 wrote:The servers crash when Bunch of 60s Cartoons#39;s show up. It just can't happen anymore.



Brilliant. Take the most successful item and event a company has and remove it because the demand is too high to fulfill. Makes sense to me. If you're a communist.

Jeffrey Lax

dopepeddler


quality posts: 1 Private Messages dopepeddler

Will coveted Bags of Crap ever come back to Woot? I would even buy them if they jacked the price up.

gruberdesigns


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gruberdesigns

No Bunch of 60s Cartoons yet! Can't believe it.

scotttampa


quality posts: 5 Private Messages scotttampa
k4th3r1n3 wrote:The servers crash when Bunch of 60s Cartoons#39;s show up. It just can't happen anymore.



THEN FIX IT SO THEY DONT,!! EXCUSES,!

candyce1203


quality posts: 0 Private Messages candyce1203

Crashing servers just makes it more exciting!

ermrodgers


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ermrodgers

Out of the 5 screaming monkeys I have, only one came to me able to scream. Apparently the others lost their scream at the post office.

jjiinx


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jjiinx
ermrodgers wrote:Out of the 5 screaming monkeys I have, only one came to me able to scream. Apparently the others lost their scream at the post office.



do you check the pull tab in their backs?
~~Jinx

duodec


quality posts: 14 Private Messages duodec

At work we keep getting customers who are all googoo-eyed and effusively burbling about the wonders of 'the cloud' and want us to help them move their operations to 'the cloud'. Its rather pathetic. I mean, there are some things that 'the cloud' is useful for, and a few where its downright great. But the glazed eyes and vapid jargon spurting about everything in the cloud... it gets scary.

But one thing we can do; point out major limitations in two of the big players; Microsoft can't keep theirs up and running reliably... and Amazon can't even handle the load for one single online sales site limited time special sale. Other alternatives have to be sought.

Look upon my Avatar, ye whiny, and despair!

gertiestn


quality posts: 53 Private Messages gertiestn

Attention, Attention: This really may be The.Worst.WootOff.Ever.

stevenstepheni


quality posts: 5 Private Messages stevenstepheni

At least it's not a Forever Lazy :-/

Moueska


quality posts: 54 Private Messages Moueska

XD I got mine deleted. Sorry, didn't mean to offend!

But it's possible that they haven't figured out how to fix the DDOSsing on the site, or it might just be too darned expensive TO fix it!

kat8480


quality posts: 9 Private Messages kat8480
CooperDude wrote:Another Woot-off comes and goes and again I have purchased nothing. I used to buy 4 to 6 items per Woot-off in the "good old days" (before Amazon). I miss those times. sigh



"Like"

mike808


quality posts: 40 Private Messages mike808

Nice flame job on the cape.