You guys are insane.

Can't a girl bleach her bathroom in peace?

*Referring to D'Names phone call

I WAS SOOO CLOSE TO LAST POST!!!!!
o well, SECOND POST!!!

Poof, you fink, for closing my thread.

I will never get "last post."

Oh, by the way, welcome to the Garden of Dorky Delights...

This is a FIRE-FREE zone.

killingtime wrote:Oh, by the way, welcome to the Garden of Dorky Delights...

This is a FIRE-FREE zone.

Darn!
*puts matches away*

killingtime wrote:Oh, by the way, welcome to the Garden of Dorky Delights...

This is a FIRE-FREE zone.

How about candles?

killingtime wrote:Poof, you fink, for closing my thread.

I will never get "last post."

Do you want to know how she does it?
She quotes you, and then posts after it is locked.

NeoLuddite wrote:
How about candles?

Candles work.

FenStar wrote:
Do you want to know how she does it?
She quotes you, and then posts after it is locked.

I do not.

Ssssssniff! Nice new dorky smell. Mmmmmm.

don'twantaname wrote:How the heck did poof do that? Again! She has a woot angel. Every bag of crap, every last post. Damn!

Not every bag of crap. I've had four. There's been a lot more than that.

killingtime wrote:Poof, you fink, for closing my thread.

I will never get "last post."

Sorry about that.

I do like the new name. You done good.

killingtime wrote:

Candles work.

How about fuel-air cave busting bombs?

Okay, any surface in my bathroom is good enough to eat off, if you don't mind the bleach smell.

m.wiseman wrote:Ssssssniff! Nice new dorky smell. Mmmmmm.

*Points to Neo's candles...it hides the other people's BO (*pointing away from self)

pooflady wrote:
I do like the new name. You done good.

It was a last minute name change. Neo had the name up until the new thread was started. The name was going to be "THE LAND OF THE MISFITS III: IN THE DORK GARDEN."

Then I remembered a BOSCH painting http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/bosch/delight/delightc.jpg which reminded me of the atmosphere that sometimes exists around here...or at least in my mind. The name of the Bosch painting is "The Garden of Earthly Delights."

NeoLuddite wrote:
How about fuel-air cave busting bombs?

Ummm...it is phallic....so sure.

m.wiseman wrote:Ssssssniff! Nice new dorky smell. Mmmmmm.

Dorky smells:
Ozone from stressing your power supply during an online gaming session...
Plastic as you unwrap that new PC from the layers of packaging...

Bonus dork occupational aggravation: People thinking you've got dandruff, but it's just stray pieces of component packing styrofoam that get a static charge and stick to you...

killingtime wrote:

It was a last minute name change. Neo had the name up until the new thread was started. The name was going to be "THE LAND OF THE MISFITS III: IN THE DORK GARDEN."

Then I remembered a BOSCH painting http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/bosch/delight/delightc.jpg which reminded me of the atmosphere that sometimes exists around here...or at least in my mind. The name of the Bosch painting is "The Garden of Earthly Delights."

Hmm, lots of little naked people.

pooflady wrote:
Hmm, lots of little naked people.

A metaphor? One's id?

NeoLuddite wrote:
Dorky smells:
Ozone from stressing your power supply during an online gaming session...
Plastic as you unwrap that new PC from the layers of packaging...

Bonus dork occupational aggravation: People thinking you've got dandruff, but it's just stray pieces of component packing styrofoam that get a static charge and stick to you...

Hey Neo?

NeoLuddite wrote:
Dorky smells:
Ozone from stressing your power supply during an online gaming session...
Plastic as you unwrap that new PC from the layers of packaging...

Bonus dork occupational aggravation: People thinking you've got dandruff, but it's just stray pieces of component packing styrofoam that get a static charge and stick to you...

Nice. And what to do with all those little silica gel packets...?

killingtime wrote:

Ummm...it is phallic....so sure.

Here's the impact crater from one of these fellas (MOAB-Mother of All Bombs).
I've got a half dozen of these...the jackass that keyed my car is going to be in for a big surpise...

m.wiseman wrote:

Nice. And what to do with all those little silica gel packets...?

If you microwave them for a few minutes, they taste just like pizza rolls..

NeoLuddite wrote:
Here's the impact crater from one of these fellas (MOAB-Mother of All Bombs).
I've got a half dozen of these...the jackass that keyed my car is going to be in for a big surpise...

Nice hole you got there, Neo.

killingtime wrote:


Nice hole you got there, Neo.

killingtime wrote:


Nice hole you got there, Neo.

Yeh, if the Big Dig guys would have consulted with me first, I coulda saved them a lot of money.

slbrown83 wrote:

LMAO!

slbrown83 wrote:

I wasn't going to mention that.

NeoLuddite wrote:
If you microwave them for a few minutes, they taste just like pizza rolls..

Yeah, if wiseman or Josephus were to lose their respective glasses, the shape of the packet would be almost identical to the pizza roll...and microwaved, they'd surely puff out. Hmmm...

Well....it's not PWA, but it looks interesting.....bombs, craters, candles...pretty comfy.

slbrown83 wrote:

When it fills in, it'll be Lake Neo...
Would you like to buy some of the future waterfront property?


//hides disclosure clause that it only rains 1"/year at test site...

slbrown83 wrote:Well....it's not PWA, but it looks interesting.....bombs, craters, candles...pretty comfy.

Silica gel packets disguised as pizza rolls.

NeoLuddite wrote:
When it fills in, it'll be Lake Neo...
Would you like to buy some of the future waterfront property?


//hides disclosure clause that it only rains 1"/year at test site...

Is that where Hoffa is buried?

NeoLuddite wrote:
When it fills in, it'll be Lake Neo...
Would you like to buy some of the future waterfront property?


//hides disclosure clause that it only rains 1"/year at test site...

I'll have to consult with KT on that one.

slbrown83 wrote:
I'll have to consult with KT on that one.

I'd get the Radon test, well water test and for sure, Neo would have to pick up the closing costs...

Uh, KT...thanks for posting my Toon works on the Toon Pics thread...maybe.

killingtime wrote:

I'd get the Radon test, well water test and for sure, Neo would have to pick up the closing costs...

I knew there was a reason you made realtor of the month!