I would like it to be known that I get VERY bored at work...
That said, here's my newest (pen and ink) entries!

The "Backwards Octagonal Clock"


and the man who should be the new bag spokesman: Mr Bartholomew Orwell Calloway!

Barely On Camera

FenStar wrote:

Hmm... do you think he would freek out if we sent him some wedding gifts?

in all fairness, if you do, it should be crap...or crumpets

wizard7926 wrote:Batman's Oedipus Complex (picture to come..)

Umm, little problem, his mom died when he was like eight. And, well, if you photoshop following that timeline...that's just icky.

Bovine Ocluar Cancer

Caffinehog wrote:Why do I get the feeling that ARGH is going to post something like "Boobies on Camera"?

Close.

heh ;)

Sources:
Chimp
Bikini

I also took the photo.

Bearded Old Crone

i never thought that this chopping contest woudl have went 12 pages deep so far...

so many entries this time... so many RANDOM BOCs...

this community is awsome...

Breakfast of Champions

You must be fast & you must be awake to be a true champion

Deep in the jungles of africa primatologist Mireya Mayor has recently discovered that in some Orangutan families the males will joust on rickety bridges over rapids to see which orangutan is actually the bravest of the family. She managed to actually get a photograph of this strange and unique ritual Which has since become to be known as the Bravest Orangutan Contest.



Sources:
http://www.kidszoo.org/images/animals/orangutan.jpg
http://www.stewarts.us/pics/events/Renaissance%20Faire%20-%20August%202001/Purple%20knight%20preparing%20to%20joust.jpg
http://www.arcticwildlife.org/trip/old%20bridge.jpg
http://www.panamarafters.com/images/rapids.jpg
http://mahdi.blogdrive.com/images/orangutan.jpg
http://thebeautifulbritishcolumbia.com/Photo/Fauna/images/White%20Horse.jpg

Bug off, comrades ;)

Best Of Creed

Inspired by today's woot, the substandard shredder, I present to you the better alternative:

Burning of Certificates (Bearing Our Credit Card Numbers)

It's a family fun night and security cleanup all in one!! (click for larger)

NEW! Due to some unexpected chopping time becoming avaliable this morning, I made the fire not suck so much!

Sources:
paper
people around campfire
Additional 'chopped fire for good measure

O, wait, we still have 11 hours left right?
Doy!

Bush's OD Codpiece

bzltyrfn wrote:
With mad props to the late, great Mitch Hedburg!

i love you.

ReverendPete wrote:

Sources
http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2006/05/31/image868fcd35-ac6b-48aa-aa3e-f1f6b54e1736.jpg
http://www.3dcat.net/parts/Fimg/Easel.jpg

Since Batwoman Offends Christians now, I figured that she must be asking herself the perplexing question pondered by so many women of her new orientation...

Boas On Cessna!

In Honor of Snakes on a Plane, Why not the sequel Boas on a Cessna!



orignals:
http://www.stevemichaelsreptiles.com/boas/dumerils.jpg
http://www.kingsnake.com/sandboa/enogaf.jpg
http://www.cessna.org/home/images/172.jpg

-Blackie08

Baconized ostrich crap

w00twzeros wrote:

i love you.

Mitch fan I presume?

SOURCES:

Football Field

Box Cheerleader

Side Cheerleaders

Oh, my poor Woot admins... You've pushed your crap too hard, and now they are unionizing... what Battle Of Conditions could they be asking? What Benefits Or Compensation are your bags seeking? They make the following arguement, oh Believers Of Chivalry...



Most images are easily picked out, but if anyone REALLY wants me to find a source I can.

Bartman's
Outstanding
Catch

Blanket On Cheat

Source

Yes it is... yes it is...

Belated Orenthal Confession

Figure this one out.
It was too easy just to do straight out.

KyleBlack08 wrote:Boas On Cessna!

In Honor of Snakes on a Plane, Why not the sequel Boas on a Cessna!



orignals:
http://www.stevemichaelsreptiles.com/boas/dumerils.jpg
http://www.kingsnake.com/sandboa/enogaf.jpg
http://www.cessna.org/home/images/172.jpg

-Blackie08

Man are you late.. this was done on liek page 2 or 3...
http://www.woot.com/Forums/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=565342#565342

mdrsarah wrote:How about...


source 1
source 2

Would be better with little lego children running out of the bus in horror.

/Just sayin'

Source 1
Source 2

Source 1
Source 2
Source 3

Take a moment... you'll get it.

I haven't looked at all of the entries ( I DO have a life outside of wOOt!), so I hope that no one has submitted this yet. For the lovers of Maryland seafood, we are all anxiously waiting for the

BUSHELS OF CRABS

Maryland crabs are the BEST OVERALL CRABS!

PS. I want three!

PPS. My apologies to you folks in Texas.

AlienResearchGrpHome wrote:



Close.

heh ;)

Sources:
Chimp
Bikini

where's the hair on that chest?

-jeez, put a little effort into it, ARGH. ;^)