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Random Crap

Speed to First Woot:
0m 4.000s
First Sucker:
openness
Last Wooter to Woot:
danc4498
Last Purchase:
8 years ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 3% of Woot.com Woots
Top 2% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
Top 5% of Woot.com Woots
Top 2% of all Woots

Purchaser Experience

  • 7% first woot
  • 12% second woot
  • 55% < 10 woots
  • 21% < 25 woots
  • 5% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 0% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 62% one year old
  • 35% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 8% bought 1
  • 1% bought 2
  • 91% bought 3

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Woots by State

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wontons


quality posts: 5 Private Messages wontons

My first bag and I took 3 craps in it!

WOOT!!

Philman444


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Philman444

got 3...wonder what it will be

tj willy


quality posts: 6 Private Messages tj willy

WOOOHOOOO Over a year and I FINALLY got a B-0-C!!!!!!!!


And may I compliment the Servers?!?! Those hamsters were on top of their game tonight!!!

And for the future:

1. WHEN YOU ORDER THIS ITEM, YOU’RE ORDERING ONE (1) BAG WITH up to THREE (3) PIECES OF CRAP IN IT.

2. YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR SELECTING THE QUANTITY: THREE WHEN YOU ORDER. If you select ONE, you’re going to get one bag with one piece of crap in it. If you select TWO, you’re going to get one bag with two pieces of crap in it. If you select THREE, you’re going to get one bag with three pieces of crap in it. Your shipping costs are the same either way. So you can see why the only sensible thing to do is ordering THREE.

3. YOU WILL WASTE FREIGHT IF YOU ORDER FEWER THAN THREE.

You’re only getting one bag, no matter what. The order quantity you select is the number of crappy items we’ll put in your bag. Select THREE. Later, you can watch with smug satisfaction as a surprisingly large number of less observant Wooters complain on the forums about their two missing bags. Refer them to this item description, where we explained over and over that PURCHASERS WILL ONLY GET ONE BAG.

250+ Woot items, 10 Big ol' Cornucopia#39;s, 7 shirts, 4 wines...

PinkSheep


quality posts: 0 Private Messages PinkSheep

Oh my god..It's a Bulgarian Olympic Committee.

*cries* and I don't have money.

Not like they'd be able to ship it to canada anyways.

jstutman


quality posts: 2 Private Messages jstutman

thank you woot for the bag of crap. I finaly got one

0x776F6F7421


quality posts: 4 Private Messages 0x776F6F7421

But...It's just an ordinary bag?

jstutman


quality posts: 2 Private Messages jstutman

thank you woot for the bag of crap. I finaly got one

Strapped4Cash


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Strapped4Cash

first Bag of Crap!!!

Woot rocks!!!!


  • Boggy Old Creature(5), Sudoku(3), Logitech wireless PS2
  • Photo Paper, Netgear 802.11g USB Adapter(2)
  • Boggy Old Creature(3)
  • Bellsouth 5 mile Radio(2)
  • WD 250GB HD(2)
  • RCA Universal LCD Remote
  • RC Cyclone Stunt Car
  • Gyration Mouse, WD 250GB HD(2)
  • M$ Wireless Desktop
  • Boggy Old Creature Calendars(3)
  • 3-pc Speaker System
  • Rockford Fosgate OmniFi
  • Telezapper(2)

icuxxx


quality posts: 0 Private Messages icuxxx

Yeh Baby....I'm in for 3

steve1483


quality posts: 0 Private Messages steve1483

WOOT I LOVE YOU!!
YOU HAVE MADE MY DAY!

WOOTSUPPP!!


quality posts: 13 Private Messages WOOTSUPPP!!

That was the smoothest Bag of Cats purchase ever! Thanks Woot!
I'm in for THREE...

Nonemptysubset


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Nonemptysubset

Am I the only one who has way too much crap already? I pass.

Buck Mulligan


quality posts: 10 Private Messages Buck Mulligan

better than sex!!!!!!!

well....

manfmmd


quality posts: 0 Private Messages manfmmd

In for 3

jmcachran


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jmcachran

Holy crap, I got 1! Or 3...or whatever. Now, I would like to point out to the Woot staff that, if you are looking to ship out one of those big screens, I am not far from the warehouse, so the shipping will be pretty cheap.

Scary Personals

j-o-h-n


quality posts: 4 Private Messages j-o-h-n

Wow, that went so smooth, it was hardly like a Bulgarian Olympic Committee at all!

Higher prices AND crappier blanks, no thank you

uplateanyway


quality posts: 0 Private Messages uplateanyway

Note: This post contains pricing information for future reference because it is generally not available elsewhere once the next Woot has been offered.

Random Crap
$1.00 + $5 shipping
condition: Craptacular
product(s): 1 Random Crap

If you have a little time on your hands, you can check out the following links for past Crap. The last pages from each of these links contain pictures and descriptions of real live Crap.
2/10/2006
12/25/2005 - The Stocking of Crap
11/4/2005

You can also check out this link from when the Crap was given away free (with the minor purchase of a TV):
3/6/2006 - InFocus 61” DLP Ultra-Thin HDTV with Random Crap

And here are link to Crap sold during a WOOT-OFFs:
2/16/2006 - The rare afternoon Crap
11/18/2005 - Another afternoon Crap

GreasyCoffee


quality posts: 1 Private Messages GreasyCoffee

Wow.
So Far the server is holding up great!

Got MY crap!

liammc


quality posts: 6 Private Messages liammc

who cares.. simply buy 3 ....

can't be too bad eh'

lol



The tree leaves are dead.

Klonk28


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Klonk28

Wooooteeeeehoooooooooo

Got my 3

jackhampton


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jackhampton

Hahah no comparison tonight... Well actually this might be funny...

Search results for...

- Random Crap on SecretPrices
- Random Crap on Amazon
Sorry no random crap on PriceGrabber!
And of course, there is always some Random Crap on Froogle

Haha.. Oh, I think I had too much fun with that.

Goaltender66


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Goaltender66

I made it in with my order of three, by sheer happenstance. Happened to be checking out the Woot just as the page turned from the mp3 player to the Bulgarian Olympic Committee.

Thanks, Woot! I'll look forward to posting my Woot Loot.

Aquarillis


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Aquarillis

Are they going to give me literally three pieces of random feces? Wouldn't the package handlers tag that as am acto of terrorism?

jmcachran


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jmcachran

Holy crap, I got 1! Or 3...or whatever.

Aquarillis


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Aquarillis

Are they going to give me literally three pieces of random feces? Wouldn't the package handlers tag that as an act of terrorism?

chula


quality posts: 4 Private Messages chula

What's wrong with Woots! server? It's working!!!!!!!

Goaltender66


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Goaltender66

I made it in with my order of three, by sheer happenstance. Happened to be checking out the Woot just as the page turned from the mp3 player to the Bulgarian Olympic Committee.

Thanks, Woot! I'll look forward to posting my Woot Loot.

aferg1


quality posts: 0 Private Messages aferg1

got 3! i'm so happy!

modauth


quality posts: 0 Private Messages modauth

Jeez missed it by 2 minutes :/

jscflying


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jscflying

I FINALLY GOT ONE - HOLY CRAP!!! YEAH...MY FIRST!!!

glenn731


quality posts: 1 Private Messages glenn731

This is the happiest day of my life!! Isn't that sad?

maltschuld


quality posts: 0 Private Messages maltschuld

Sold out by the time i could click my mouse

devans00


quality posts: 0 Private Messages devans00

It's 10 freakin' 02!!

How the hell could the Woot be sold out???????

http://twitter.com/devans00

Damonius


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Damonius

i was too late

TyroneShoes


quality posts: 0 Private Messages TyroneShoes

This so totally sucks. Loyal woot customer for over a year and a half, and I have never been able to get anything but a Bag O' Server errors.

chui101


quality posts: 1 Private Messages chui101

NOOOO! out before i could finish my order.... damn, why does it take so long to type a credit card number....

samikins723


quality posts: 1 Private Messages samikins723

How did it sell out already??? I can't believe I missed it again!!!!

zach85


quality posts: 1 Private Messages zach85

SOLD OUT IN 3 MINUTES?!?! I didn't have enough time!

Even on Cable Internet I was too slow... I'm upgrading to T1

dbiggs


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dbiggs

Wow. First Bulgarian Olympic Committee and it sells out in 3 minutes! I've wasted all my time for this? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo