Contest Theme: Times you wish you had bought something better than a Vivitar.


(not taken with a Vivitar)

Theme: Enviroment Friendly Electronics



Al Gore's enviroment friendly fireworks!

rkitect wrote:Times you wish you had bought something better than a Vivitar.

Where's an infinity symbol when you need one...

Minimum Rage wrote:Contest 79: Come up with semi-humorous product labels involving today's Woot which nobody ever reads, but really should.]

that's a really good category. There should be an additional prize for this week's contest, that Woot will feature the contest (or a slightly altered version therof) of the winning entries (like they did for the Blinged-Out Cabbage acronym contest)

wizard7926 wrote:

Okay, I'm drawing a blank, but I know the camera in my pic looks god-awful.. any suggestions on how to make it look cleaner/belong better?

I just had to color kosmosdeli post. This one has my "vote".

Theme: Woot Tattoo

JuggoPop wrote:

Nice, hand-drawn?

wizard7926 wrote:
Nice, hand-drawn?

thanks.
some by hand, edited and composed in photoshop.

Contest Theme: Novel Uses for Useless Woots (and I wish I'd done this to my printer, but at least by selling it I could reimburse myself for a single cartridge):



Underwater photo taken in Samoa with SeaLife Reefmaster camera

With the recent success of marketing through movies, like NASCAR in the animated film Cars. Create a movie poster for a feature film that markets the infamous "Bundle."

The coloring page was so good that I had to fill it out myself!

Targetcat66 wrote:
I don't know. A coloring contest by Ross Perot just seemed like a good idea at the time. Gee, I hope I win!

This one is so effing awesome...I <3 it!

*LMAO*

wizard7926 wrote:

Okay, I'm drawing a blank, but I know the camera in my pic looks god-awful.. any suggestions on how to make it look cleaner/belong better?

Wiz, it's not too bad - but since you asked, I'd use Transform - Distort to bring the upper right corner out a little more to fix the perspective (that corner looks a little low), and maybe show the back half of the camera under the water. Also, the light appears to be coming from the right (her left), so maybe enlongate the shadows on the left sides (her right) of her feet and legs.

Theme: Combine the two products so we can see them in use.

Source

majit wrote:

Past monkey winners: If you'd like to nominate any entries from this week's contest, email your selections (with links to the individual post) to me at jtoon@woot.com by 1:00 p.m. EST on Wednesday.

Do I get two votes?

well I found this pic in one of my joke a day emails.....it had to have been taken with a vivitar camera....

edrex wrote:

Well, here is my entry. Pretty self explanatory.

Sources are from Woot.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

agreed!

Contest 79: Place today's Woot products in an film promo photo which most people would find 'inconceivable'.




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McGuffy wrote:
The new Ice, Wood, and Stone versions. Ice version not available in Florida.

Inspired by McGuffy here's some other verions

Rock camera. It's a little heavy and the photos are grainy.


Fur camera. Warm and cozy but the photos are fuzzy.

Minimum Rage wrote:Contest 79: Place today's Woot products in an film still which most people would find 'inconceivable'.

Just dont fall for the 3 classic blunders:
1) Never get into a land war in Asia.
2) Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
3) Never buy a Lexmark/ Vivitar bundle when it's easier to just burn your money. Plus you save 5 bucks in shipping.

Princess Bride Sound Byte

dsb411 wrote:

Just dont fall for the 3 classic blunders:
1) Never get into a land war in Asia.
2) Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
3) Never buy a Lexmark/ Vivitar bundle when it's easier to just burn your money. Plus you save 5 bucks in shipping.

Princess Bride Sound Byte

Clearly you have a dizzying intellect.

Minimum Rage wrote:

Clearly you have a dizzying intellect.

Ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morons.

Contest Theme: Item (Lexmark printer/Vivitar camera) sightings from a recent movie.
"SAW"

Contest: Use the digital photography bundle to show what everyone really does with their woot purchases.

BrianTheSith wrote:Contest: Use the digital photography bundle to show what everyone really does with their woot purchases.

Girr...
I give up!

FenStar wrote:

The one in the printer is portrait but the zoom is landscape.

Plus It's a difrent image...

Edit: plus if you folow the mag. lines it would be upside down.

FenStar wrote:

Plus It's a difrent image...

Edit: plus if you folow the mag. lines it would be upside down.

Damn you people are picky. Hehe, i think its kinda funny.

dsb411 wrote:

Damn you people are picky. Hehe, i think its kinda funny.

I hope I didn't scare him off...
I don't want to be the new cow/crow.

FenStar wrote:

I hope I didn't scare him off...
I don't want to be the new cow/crow.

dude ive been noticing that your signature has like doubled... what is up with all the links man...

DeFlanko wrote:


dude ive been noticing that your signature has like doubled... what is up with all the links man...

Qwerty likes to hide his threads, so I put them where I can find them.

Jason Toon wrote:

Alright, busted. We admit to spending most of this week booking cheap airline tickets, reserving hotel rooms, making lists, and collecting every conceivable beach toy the kid could possibly want to play with. That kind of means we kind of forgot about coming up with a whiz-bang, star-spangled contest theme for the extended weekend. So sue us. (You'll need to wait til at least next Wednesday though because not only won't we be in the country, but all governmental offices will be closed as well.) To help distract you from your litigational delusions, we'll dust off an old but popular contest theme, and hand it to you in the spirit of recycling:

Create an anagram for 'Lexmar Printer/Vivitar Camera', then show us that anagram in action.

You've got an extra couple of days this time around, in light of the fact that we're going to be spending the whole weekend basking in the sun on a Woot-optional beach, somewhere in South America, so take your time and don't expect to see the winners announced until Wednesday, July 5. It might actually be later Wednesday, depending on how bad, and where we get sunburned.

Post your entry here by by 11:59 PM CST on Tuesday, July 4, 2006. Prizesare $20/$50/$100 for 3rd/2nd/1st. The rules and criteria for winning: our panel of geniuses can and will make stuff up as it goes along. Use Photoshop, pen and ink, tattoos, sand-painting, whatever, but it’ll only be judged if it’s visible in our forums as a jpg, gif, or png. Try to keep your maximum width to 223px.If you need a place to host your pictures, try www.imageshack.us or www.photobucket.com. We have no connection to either, but will beat you senseless if you insist on hosting them somewhere else that has sucky bandwidth. And if you want us to be sure your entry was indeed your work, post links to your source images. The more sure we are that you did your own work, the more likely we are to consider it for a prize.

'An expert, trim Maverick arrival'


Sources:
AGM-65 'Maverick' missile
Cave
Scumbag terrorist leader

Targetcat66 wrote:
I don't know. A coloring contest by Ross Perot just seemed like a good idea at the time. Gee, I hope I win!

At least its "patriotick"

Contest 79: Monkey See Monkey Do.... Monkey Prize For Me....Not For You...




Source: Here

Contest 79: These days it seems everyone has World Cup fever. Show how other sports might commemorate the 'Cup using today's products!




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Contest - Take a famous American Independence painting and insert todays Woot in a way that makes them hard to spot, but easy to recognize once you find them.

CDEMASTER

I would love to put this in as a Thumbnail, but I can't figure out how? Help.


Original - http://benedictblog.com/images/trumbull_signing_of_declaration_of_independence.jpg

"Show someone who actually purchased the photo-digital bundle AND is using it for its intended purpose"

Larger Image
Sources

is it sad they i have a job vcoming up on peir 39...or that peir 39 is that universal...damn tourists

ps, check out the sock market, women love it...or so im told

o an btw,the filters one is my choie...very good

Huh? to above posts.
I dont think anyone else wonders as to why you have a job on pier39.

Happy holiday everyone. America, land of the free, home of the illiterate.