THEME: Blatantly Ripoff a previous... ummm... Blatant Ripoff!



Happy 4th everyone!

ReverendPete wrote:

ahahahahaha, i LOVE the KISS one!

Josephus wrote:

Josephus, if you don't like the inconsistency of the hand-drawn mixed with the regular font, the one you're looking for is called Blackadder ITC.

You can preview stuff and printscreen and whatnot at that site.. or it might already be packaged with your computer, take a look!

wizard7926 wrote:

Josephus, if you don't like the inconsistency of the hand-drawn mixed with the regular font, the one you're looking for is called Blackadder ITC.

You can preview stuff and printscreen and whatnot at that site.. or it might already be packaged with your computer, take a look!

thanks. I'll look for it. I went with the hand drawn for my next image. If I gget it posted. :^)

Duneland wrote:

1/10 as much shadow on the printer, the printed paper shadow is good. the light seems to be coming directly overhead.

I'll try to improve it.

Running out of ideas

Theme: Imagine the Lexmark/Vivitar bundle as Sith Lords
Pic: Darth Vivitar helps Darth Lexmark print over Anakin Skywalker with Vader

anakin vader

Theme: Use the Lexmark/Vivitar bundle to show where woots finds products to sell
Pic: The Lexmark/Vivitar bundle arriving at the Island of Misfit Retail Items

parachute island

ReverendPete wrote:THEME: Blatantly Ripoff a previous... ummm... Blatant Ripoff!



Happy 4th everyone!

Very cool.

David 'Jason Toon' Hasselhoff wrote:
Urrrgllll.
Really. I feel like urping up a real Bag of . crap thanks to Matt Rutledge's birthday celebration at Dave's house Thursday night into Friday morning. Sorry this contest theme is late. Especially sorry I got home so late, since my wife has forced me to deal with the baby since then. Little Damien Toon was born on June sixth, and he hasn't let me forget the significance of that since. I am sick to death of seeing that whole spinning around head thing, I'll tell you. and the green vomitus, boy.

That is especially bad when he is making it float around in little orbits around the room, believe me. But I digress. On account of the whole Independence Day Holiday thingy, we say, who cares? But, seriously, we say, give us an image that shows the inevitable conclusion of this life of depravity and sickness, er, I mean, Show us the inevitable conclusion of the authorities acquiring the printer and camera combination, and the inexorable result of their dealing with a previous winning woot contest entry character.
Do not, I repeat, do not use Hitler in your entry. Absolutely do not make it wider than 450 pixeks, just to prevent any entrants from stroking out when viewing you entry. And if you really, really want little Damien to believe that you actually created your entry, then show us the sources. Make your entry out of little dried peas, or from the Etchasketch or even Corel Photopaint or paint it yourself with housepaint, we don't care, just do not make it out of baby poop. I've seen enough of that for -urp.

sorry- that's better. Make sure your entry is visible on our site as a JPEG, a GIF, or a PNG file.

Previous winners, email me your suggestions of good chopping at David_Jason_Hasselhoff@woot.com

Previous monkey winners, try the tutorial. read the Contest description, but DO NOT email me with your pathetic ideas for adding to the pantheon of simians.

First Prize - $100
Josephus'Guilty Bread Pirate ROberts
So, we are again surprised by Josephus. THe office pool has him staying at about 25th place in McGuffy's leaderboard, but his incessant use of the French Bread loaf as a partreoitical theme for Wonderstew's ancestral home of France was too funny to pass up. The attention to Wopnderstewvian detail was astonishing- He even placed reflections in the floor! Regretably, they did mirror the original objects, but not even Josephus could be a perfect Wonderstew and still produce such a detailed image.


larger; worthwhile

verdict

sources:
belt for swords
swords
sailors hats
British judge's wig
judge's stripes
judge and admiral
sailor
second sailor
courtroom
judge's table
British flags
Jack Aubrey's epaulets
Admiral's hat

[quote user="Josephus"]


I feel kind of sorry for Bread Pirate Roberts, he looks so dejected in this last photo. I'm anxiously awaiting to see if he can somehow escape from his death sentence! Same bread time, same bread channel!

Show what would happen if your woot product isn't taken care of


feral camera


sources"
http://www.exploring.nu/The_Jungle_Cows_Sumatran_Jungle.JPG
http://plus.maths.org/issue34/outerspace/monkey.jpg

Theme: Create a bumper sticker that perfectly describes today's bundle.



http://www.dromar.com/lp/general/485.jpg

alright.. upped the ante and totally revamped my entry.. let me know what you think! any comments definitely welcome, especially perspective and lighting and whatnot...

Jason Toon wrote:Another 4th-O-July means another day to celebrate the freedoms we enjoy as Americans. We'll eat as much as we want, blow some stuff up and take some time to soak in the sun. Your theme for this week:

Show the Lexmark Photo Printer and the Vivitar 5100 at use in a summer activity OTHER THAN taking photos and printing them (which is what we all associate summer with).

We're feeling lazy, I mean, patriotic, so post your entry here by by 11:59 PM CST on Tuesday, July 4, 2006. Prizes are $20/$50/$100 for 3rd/2nd/1st. The rules and criteria for winning: our panel of geniuses can and will make stuff up as it goes along.

First Prize - $100
wizard7926 - Loungemark
Who knew these things floated? Not us..


sources: pool/girl, printer, camera

faithcoaching wrote:Don't Laugh - It's Paid For!

If you did pay for it... then I will laugh at you.

Theme: Create the ultimate status symbol using today's bundle.



http://www.licenseplates.tv/images/corvetteSample.jpg
http://www.dmv.state.pa.us/graphics/plate-pa-large.jpg
http://www.dmv.state.pa.us/graphics/plate-pa-large.jpg

wizard7926 wrote:

If you did pay for it... then I will laugh at you.

Somehow I missed out on the Friday woot ... silly me.

Make this Friday's woot look more appealing.

bigger

lamborghini
printer

wizard7926 wrote:

First Prize - $100
wizard7926 - Loungemark
Who knew these things floated? Not us..

HEY! How'd you get in my back yard and take a pic of my wife??

dsb411 wrote:

Winner.

The Toon-man isn't going to like the writing on the wall ... due to his overactive font sensitivity.

However ... I laughed really mucho at this one.

I still like Stephanie's the best ... the coloring page one.

Theme: Show a patch incorporating the infamous photo bundle.



:secruos
http://www.policepatchcentral.com/Dane%20County%20FL%20Sheriff.jpg

Bosko wrote:HEY! How'd you get in my back yard and take a pic of my wife??

Oh, I have my ways... I mean, I didn't even have to be in the yard with the AWESOME 4x DIGITAL ZOOM of the Vivitar 5110!

wizard7926 wrote:

Oh, I have my ways... I mean, I didn't even have to be in the yard with the AWESOME 4x DIGITAL ZOOM of the Vivitar 5110!

That wasn't the photo you showed me. I think you showed me this one.

killingtime wrote:That wasn't the photo you showed me. I think you showed me this one.

wink wink.

Theme: Show us trying to do something impossible with the Printer / Camera Bundle.

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Theme: Depict the expected reaction to receiving the Lexmark/Vivitar bundle as a gift.

pute wrote:Suspecting that the printer in today's combo might get more attention in a Photochopping contest, create a situation where the camera is the clear attention-getter.

Winner of the best looking face-off, Viviguy!


btw, intaglio's Lamborghini is AWESOME!

lookd like the printer had a wee bit much to drink this weekend....

theme: Include Italian and French stuff in one image

Winning Entry:

Josephus'
Bruschetta


larger version

Bosko wrote:Theme: Show a patch incorporating the infamous photo bundle.

death from China
:secruos
http://www.policepatchcentral.com/Dane%20County%20FL%20Sheriff.jpg

pity you didn't have North Korea on this instead of CHina.

Minimum Rage wrote:[quote user="Josephus"]


I feel kind of sorry for Bread Pirate Roberts, he looks so dejected in this last photo. I'm anxiously awaiting to see if he can somehow escape from his death sentence! Same bread time, same bread channel!

I feel bad for him, but you never know who actually got bruschetta-ed. Is that really the Bread Pirate Roberts in court? might just be a doughble...

Josephus wrote:

pity you didn't have North Korea on this instead of CHina.

By the time I got the 'Death from' done I was hella-tired of it. China seemed the logical choice. Besides, I had food poisoning all weekend (no more big n tasties) and I didn't have the strength to push the 'North Korea' key.

Bosko wrote:
By the time I got the 'Death from' done I was hella-tired of it. China seemed the logical choice. Besides, I had food poisoning all weekend (no more big n tasties) and I didn't have the strength to push the 'North Korea' key.

Its an excellent chop. In case you don't know, North Korea has been sending up ballistic missels all over the place the past day or so. I bet they're freakin' out in Japan. and one of the missles apparently could have reached the US.

Depict today's digital-photography bundle without sitting in front of a computer using Photoshop, interrupting your activities for the long weekend.



Alternatively, doodle the bundle and take the picture before the next wave washes it away. :-)

Woot Contest Theme:
Amazing transformations that the Lexmark Photo Printer w/ Vivitar 5MP Digital Camera Bundle is capable of.

LOL - good idea!

mnementh wrote:Depict today's digital-photography bundle without sitting in front of a computer using Photoshop, interrupting your activities for the long weekend.



Alternatively, doodle the bundle and take the picture before the next wave washes it away. :-)

.

wizard7926 wrote:



ahahahahaha, i LOVE the KISS one!

Heh, thanks... that was my favorite too... Gene's tongue was never that wide, but I toyed with the idea of making it longer, and it didn't look right without being curved down... ;-)

At some point, maybe I'll post the full size ones, because these lose a bit scaled down that much.

Theme: Post a picture after the contest deadline.

mnementh wrote:Theme: Post a picture after the contest deadline.

i was just thinking of doing something like this
hahaha

awesome!