Your pretty lucky.

This is why I don't drive close to semi trucks... I saw a 20/20 special years and years ago that said the guards on the trucks were useful in Europe (they are padded and send a car *away* from the truck) while the guards in the U.S. are skimpy and just for show. They mentioned over and over again the decapitation thing.

I wish I had it I'd send it to you. BUT hey, you survived. That's rather auspicious. I don't have anything funny to share besides this link to a photo of a giant, walk thru colon. http://pathology.creighton.edu/news/images/colon-big.jpg
it's not funny it's just odd.

Sorry to hear about your accident. Glad to hear you're not hurt. The woot gods must have been watching over you. Guess your next Blinged-Out Cabbage will be an extra special one with wheels.

Amazing. I would never have bothered to continue on to work. That seems an indication that it would be a good day to stay in bed, or go skydiving.

Something to make you laugh, the Brick Testament...Paul's instruction on Marriage. Laugh out loud unexpectedly funny...oh, and maybe you might want to make sure no one is looking over your shoulder.

http://www.thebricktestament.com/epistles_of_paul/instructions_on_marriage/1co07_01-02.html

OMG JASON DON'T DIE WE LOVE YOU!

Jason, glad to hear you're okay.

However, I can't agree with anything that guy has to say about baseball. Maybe it comes from playing the game for more years than I can remember, but he even negates himself by saying he can't believe .300 is a good average, then conceding that it's hard to make contact with a 90-mph fastball. Juvenile ranting, if you ask me.

Anyone know where I can get tickets to the Extreme Ironing World Championships?

aparently there isn't enough work to go around over at woot ;)

Other drivers' bad days

thank god your okay...what a guy folks, a horrible accident , he walks away and goes to work..

killingtime wrote:Other drivers' bad days

We have a train which runs through most of downtown Newark, DE, and runs right throught one intersection near my former living area.

Anyway, long story short, an out-of-towner tried to go down one of the streets of that intersection, realized he was going the wrong way, and tried to pull a quick u-turn across the tracks, resulting in his car getting stuck. After trying to move it off of the tracks, but not getting it anywhere, inevitably the lights and sounds of an oncoming train went off, and the safety bars lowered on either sides of the car.

This is the point where my girlfriend and I arrived at the intersection in my car (we learned the rest of the story from the news later that week), and we saw the car get absolutely wrecked by the train head-on. Yikes.

That wasn't you on the 580 this morning was it Toon? Off on the shoulder, on the news hogging all the attention? By the way, that truck totally jumped out infront of you. Hope all is well...

Actually that baseball thing is right on. I understand millions of people love it. That's fine, just don't call it a sport. Standing in a field all day while scratching your nuts and chewing tobacco is not a sport. If they're lucky they might have to sprint 90 feet. That's about it for physical activity.

It helps to be athletic in baseball, but it certainly isn't required. Being a baseball player does not make you an athlete. (e.g. David Wells, John Kruk, Kent Hrbek, CC Sabathia, Ronnie Belliard...etc., etc.)

6 minutes of nice clean sure fire giggles
- Evolution of Dance -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg

Hope this helps...hang in there!

Damn, Jason. A brush with death can really affect your self for a long while. Stick close to your kid for a while, it helps with the whole mortality thing.

Wow, all joking aside ... thank God you're OK. Very scary.

SO glad you're ok. Seriously, though, wouldn't blame you if you called in tomorrow. Can't you telecommute?

The 100 funniest jokes of all times is a sham. Obviously it's made up since Woody Allen is quoted as having made a funny joke! SHAM SHAM SHAM!!!

None of those jokes are actually funny.