daj59 wrote:
Do any of you old time computer users remember the program "Talking Eliza" the computer psychotherapist? I always think of it when I see this statement over and over.

Oh, yes...it was fun at the time...memory tells me it would be a "little" lame these days. It was like a bad shrink!
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pooflady wrote:

I thought you meant YOU were going to teach him.

Heh. Nope.

This is a correspondence course! Loooong distance training!!!!

killingtime wrote:Like licking lollipops? Like licking ice cream? Heh.

What does that have to do with tyeing knots?

FenStar wrote: What does that have to do with tyeing knots?

Lets just leave it that it will leave you tied up in knots. and glad.

FenStar wrote: What does that have to do with tyeing knots?

Urban dictionary is often useful. They don't teach you this in home school. (Maybe they do down south, you never know.)

kt - did it work?

FenStar wrote: What does that have to do with tyeing knots?

Was away getting some house stuff done. Just came back and read thru what has been happening round here. Fen you can't be for real. I know I am new around here but I have 11 and 13 year old nephews who have more knowledge than you when it comes to certain topics. If you are a college student you need remedial courses. No offense but come on

FenStar wrote:

* Why do you keep asking me questions?
> We were discussing you, not me.
* ok
> OK... "Why do me keep asking you questions". Tell me more.
* I don't understand your question
> Don't you really understand my question?
* Hunh?
> OK... "I don't understand my question". Tell me more.
* why did you ask it then?
> You're not really talking about me, are you?

> *** Are We going to Chat? ***
> I can't help you without a dialog!
* sorry, I was buisy
> Please don't apologise!
* oh, I'm sorry
> How long have you been sorry?
* ever sience it started talking to you
> We were discussing you, not me.
* I was just answering your question
> Why are you concerned about my question?
* WTF, are you on crack?
> Why are you interested in whether or not I am on crack?
* I don't think someone on crack is qualified to give theripy lessons
> Do you wish to be able to think someone on crack is qualified to give theripy lessons?
* what is theripy?
> What do you think?
* I'm starting to feel unconfortable
> Do you enjoy being starting to feel unconfortable?
* that doesn't make any sense
> I see.

pblgov wrote:kt - did it work?

Yes, I think. I am trying for a match...I will know when I show to client on Friday.

terrybatey wrote:
Was away getting some house stuff done. Just came back and read thru what has been happening round here. Fen you can't be for real. I know I am new around here but I have 11 and 13 year old nephews who have more knowledge than you when it comes to certain topics. If you are a college student you need remedial courses. No offense but come on

Hey Josephus...send the DVD I sent you to Fen...

killingtime wrote:Urban dictionary is often useful. They don't teach you this in home school. (Maybe they do down south, you never know.)

I still don't see what that has to do with tyeing knots. I don't want my penis tied in a knot.

FenStar wrote: I still don't see what that has to do with tyeing knots. I don't want my penis tied in a knot.

you have a penis???

lol

dontwantaname wrote:

Maybe. This woot day is confusing. I know it is Thursday. Real or woot thursday....I'm not sure.

I think they start Wednesday night/Thursday

killingtime wrote:Hey Josephus...send the DVD I sent you to Fen...

No.

daj59 wrote:That settles it for me. He's yanking chains. Time to mute the boy.

???

Back to work for me...

FenStar wrote: I still don't see what that has to do with tyeing knots. I don't want my penis tied in a knot.

So you've tried it them.....??? (or tied it them!!!)

Uncorked wrote:So you've tried it them.....??? (or tied it them!!!)

No, I've never tried it, but I would imagine it would be quite uncomfortable.

killingtime wrote:

Hey Josephus...send the DVD I sent you to Fen...

That would certainly clear up any unknowns he might have for sure.

Josephus wrote:That would certainly clear up any unknowns he might have for sure.

What did your wife think of the DVD? Wouldn't some kinky DVD sent from a stranger make her mad?

FenStar wrote: No, I've never tried it, but I would imagine it would be quite uncomfortable.

My former boss used to tell his sons (when they were getting fidgety and needed a restroom), "Tie it in a knot and hold it!" (No kidding, he really said it)

Uncorked wrote:My former boss used to tell his sons (when they were getting fidgety and needed a restroom), "Tie it in a knot and hold it!" (No kidding, he really said it)

I wonder what he told his daughters?

dontwantaname wrote:He needed a bio class.

dontwantaname wrote:

He needed a Braille on Cookiesass.


wtf, I said he needs a biology class. What that has to do with crap...

woot filters are set to filter
b*0*c

dontwantaname wrote:That is just weird. Why do the filters work for the post and not the quote box? What does b i o have to do with Bandolier of Carrots

They work for the quote box, I just put an extra space in.

FenStar wrote: What did your wife think of the DVD? Wouldn't some kinky DVD sent from a stranger make her mad?

Fen, we know each other very, VERY well. She knows that I wouldn't do anything intentionally that would make her mad, just as I know that about her.
I didn't buy the DVD, some loon (heh- she's busy scrubbing the bottom of her shoes in case someone might see them) sent it to me. We just laughed it off; after all, we both understand lots of things you apparently don't, including the allure of the ability to tie a cherry-stem with your tongue. There was hardly anything unheard of on the DVD, at least judging by the rather explicitly descriptive label.

FenStar wrote: I wonder what he told his daughters?

That was his wife's job......!!!

FenStar wrote:

What is the story about the man from nantucket, I've never heard it.

Without going into too much detail... here goes:
There once was a man from Nantucket who had something in particular that he did something with. He did a whole lot of grinning and wiping. And then said if that something was actually something else he'd have even more fun. If I went into any more detail you'd be seeing this---> It's too bad because his adventures are very interesting but a bit crude. Anyway, check out the book Immortalia, that's where he got his start. (correct me if I'm wrong Jo).

daj59 wrote:
Do any of you old time computer users remember the program "Talking Eliza" the computer psychotherapist? I always think of it when I see this statement over and over.

I was trying recently to think of the name of that program... how odd.

Anthroponym wrote:

I was trying recently to think of the name of that program... how odd.

Maybe a psycho therapist would help

Fenstar wrote:What is the story about the man from nantucket, I've never heard it.

Don't let them kid you. It's not dirty or anything. Honest.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who carried his lunch in a bucket.
He had a real fit
When he looked down at it:
"Which one of you fat bastards took it?"

dontwantaname wrote:OK, that is it! This jumping is driving me totally crazy! It is more than annoying to have to figure out where I am after every post . First page, someplace in the middle, PM, thread I read yesterday.....Woot, Cut the crap and fix it!!!!!

But not if pretzel/candy cane girls needs to come back. Never bring her back.

Did you ever do what I told you to do?