AZGman
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killingtime wrote:I am not sure how or why those magic erasers work, but my husband did get me a box and they friggin' work...can you believe it?
What do they erase the magic off of?
<yes, I ended a phrase with a preposition>
Grumpy 'til the day I die.
AZGman
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dontwantaname wrote:
Mop? No. I will have to look.
Did you get what you were looking for this afternoon?
(I can't believe I asked that question)
Is this a squeaky mattress reference???
Grumpy 'til the day I die.
FenStar
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dontwantaname wrote:I can't believe that you got it at Target! You are wild!
What did she get?
Still single, can't imagine why.
AZGman
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daj59 wrote:
Starting the smacks early, aren't ya?
Oh, home from work....
Welcome home, Sugar . . . //Smack . . .
<dang>
Grumpy 'til the day I die.
FenStar
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dontwantaname wrote:Smack//
What did I tell you!
Ow! I don't remember.
Does anyone know if you can make your own emoiticons for AIM?
There is a victory, OK, Hi-five, and wave hand, but no live long and prosper hand!
WTF is up w/ that?
Still single, can't imagine why.
AZGman
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daj59 wrote:
Owwww. Hey!

That wasn't yer smack; that was me getting smacked . . .
Grumpy 'til the day I die.
AZGman
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terrybatey wrote:So many smacks going around. Must be some strict parents round here. Should I hide now? By the way didn't mean to give out too much info. Not a nymph or anything well not really. The best cure for a headache is "an afternoon nap" it always works and so does the magic eraser mop. So I highly suggest both for all woman and their husbands.
AZGmom would prolly look at me strange if I suggested we take "a nap" with mops . . .
Grumpy 'til the day I die.
FenStar
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terrybatey wrote:So many smacks going around. Must be some strict parents round here. Should I hide now? By the way didn't mean to give out too much info. Not a nymph or anything well not really. The best cure for a headache is "an afternoon nap" it always works and so does the magic eraser mop. So I highly suggest both for all woman and their husbands.
I have a feeling there is more going on here than meets the eye, but I'm not entirely sure what it is.
Still single, can't imagine why.
FenStar
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dontwantaname wrote:
//groan....I give up
//one last smack for being a smart as$
btw, did you know that using a $ for s is grounds for probation? I read that somewhere here. Thought it was odd. Can't remember anyone getting probated for it.
Never heard of that, sounds like bull $hit.
Still single, can't imagine why.
FenStar
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tall4agirl wrote:
Since I can't really reply to these in the product thread without breaking the rules I'm supposed to enforce, I thought I would put my reply here where it is 'legal'.
It can absolutely be done with 'oral contortionism' and it's not even that difficult unless the stem is really short.
Evenin' everyone.
What? I have no idea what you are talking about, but I can guess it has something to do with sex.
Still single, can't imagine why.
FenStar
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tall4agirl wrote:
Deliberately posting something that would otherwise be filtered is against the forum rules. The filters are there for a reason.
*steps down off soapbox*
But doody isn't a bad word!
Still single, can't imagine why.
FenStar
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tall4agirl wrote:Sorta, but not entirely. I (and many other women) can tie a knot in a cherry stem using only my tongue and teeth. Some men find that attractive.
Sounds like a waist of time.
Still single, can't imagine why.
FenStar
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dontwantaname wrote:
You can use crap.
The words they filter are weird. Some are filtered, some aren't. I can't figure it out.
Lets see if ass goes through. Could be a animal.
Jackoff frogger (is that how you spell it?)
Umm, I can't think of any more bad words...
Still single, can't imagine why.