FenStar wrote:

Jackoff frogger (is that how you spell it?)

Umm, I can't think of any more bad words...

I'll PM you some if you want.

daj59 wrote:
I'll share my soapbox with you. I keep it handy for those times when I go off the deepend

Thanks for sharing!

How was your nap?

Anthroponym wrote:
I'll PM you some if you want.

LMAO! How very helpful of you.

tall4agirl wrote:I (and many other women) can tie a knot in a cherry stem using only my tongue and teeth. Some men find that attractive.

FenStar wrote: Sounds like a waist of time.

Ah, Fen, you have much to learn, young lad. and what pleasures you will discover!

Lets begin with fishnet stockings...Do you remember the 'Major Award' in A Christmas Story? Well...

daj59 wrote:
Haven't had time for it yet. Probably should though if they're going to do a woot-off. Plus I have a boss + boss's boss meeting tomorrow.

Ew. My boss and boss's boss are both out of town tomorrow and Friday.

Anthroponym wrote:

I'll PM you some if you want.

What is the story about the man from nantucket, I've never heard it.

Hi!

daj59 wrote:
Yea, most of it will be ok but there will be some arguments with another person that will be there -- very defensive. Sigh.

Those can be entertaining if you're not involved. Unfortunately, that's not usually the case. :/

Uncorked wrote:Hi!

Evenin' Uncorked.

daj59 wrote:
Howdy U'ked. Shall we begin the G'nites now?

Sure, they may linger even longer since I don't work early tomorrow

Uncorked wrote:
Sure, they may linger even longer since I don't work early tomorrow

Does that mean you work late, or not at all?

Josephus wrote:

Ah, Fen, you have much to learn, young lad. and what pleasures you will discover!

I think he knows more than he puts on...

killingtime wrote:I think he knows more than he puts on...

Regardless of what I may or may not know, it still seems like a talent that would take a long time to learn and have little to no reward.

FenStar wrote:Regardless of what I may or may not know, it still seems like a talent that would take a long time to learn and have little to no reward.

It took me 5 minutes to learn and that particular talent never seems to stop entertaining men...

FenStar wrote:Regardless of what I may or may not know, it still seems like a talent that would take a long time to learn and have little to no reward.

Gosh, what a long sentence with no errors. Reflect on the ability to tie knots using the tongue alone, and what other uses such a tongue might enjoy.

tall4agirl wrote:
Does that mean you work late, or not at all?

Depends on who you ask

tall4agirl wrote:It took me 5 minutes to learn and that particular talent never seems to stop entertaining men...

I don't suppose it would work for women...

Josephus wrote:Gosh, what a long sentence with no errors. Reflect on the ability to tie knots using the tongue alone, and what other uses such a tongue might enjoy.

I can't think of anything I would need tied.

daj59 wrote:
//turns on sarcasm
You must be a real blast at parties.
//turns off sarcasm

You think I go to parties?

FenStar wrote: I don't suppose it would work for women...

It's not a bad thing...

tall4agirl wrote:It's not a bad thing...

Is there an instruction manual?

FenStar wrote: I don't suppose it would work for women...

No woman that would want to be around you anyway............

Uncorked wrote:No woman that would want to be around you anyway............

I don't get it.

FenStar wrote:Regardless of what I may or may not know, it still seems like a talent that would take a long time to learn and have little to no reward.

Heh. May you be cursed with a girlfriend with braces and TMJ...

dontwantaname wrote:

Good thing with the impending woot off!

Don't Woot-offs usually start Thursday night/Friday morning?

killingtime wrote:Heh. May you be cursed with a girlfriend with braces and TMJ...

Umm, thanks.

tall4agirl wrote:
It took me 5 minutes to learn and that particular talent never seems to stop entertaining men...

Exactly, how many men have you "entertained?" *giggle*

FenStar wrote: Is there an instruction manual?

I'll teach you everything you need to know, Fen...

First, get a girlfriend....

daj59 wrote:
LMAO

killingtime wrote:

I'll teach you everything you need to know, Fen...

First, get a girlfriend....

I thought you meant YOU were going to teach him.

Josephus wrote:
Reflect on the ability to tie knots using the tongue alone, and what other uses such a tongue might enjoy.

Like licking lollipops? Like licking ice cream? Heh.

daj59 wrote:
Do any of you old time computer users remember the program "Talking Eliza" the computer psychotherapist? I always think of it when I see this statement over and over.

* Why do you keep asking me questions?
> We were discussing you, not me.
* ok
> OK... "Why do me keep asking you questions". Tell me more.
* I don't understand your question
> Don't you really understand my question?
* Hunh?
> OK... "I don't understand my question". Tell me more.
* why did you ask it then?
> You're not really talking about me, are you?